I've read some of these stories and I figured I might as well give it a try.

This'll be about the 2p nations because my 2p stories tend to be more popular. In this story the 2ps are humans but they do live in the same universe as they did in 'a 2p world of difference'.

Mindy is my version of 2p Seychelles. She's a bitch, a drug addict, and a heavy drinker. She has guys lining up to date her. After she's don with them she kills them using poison and take their money.

You and Mindy were walking to your place since Mindy didn't have a place to sleep (again). Mindy had helped you out more than once so whenever she'd 'dealt' with one of her boyfriends and didn't have a place to stay she'd stay with you. You didn't really mind, you had an extra bed since your parents were killed and Mindy took care of her own meals. Not that she actually ate meals, she only drank alcohol but she brought her own booze (she said the stuff in your fridge wasn't strong enough to her taste.)

You liked Mindy and truly believed she liked you. Not in a romantic sort of way but she was the one person who you could rely on. She had her bad habits but then again you carried a semi-automatic gun in your purse for protection. She always saved your ass when you needed it most and that's what mattered.

Also, she was capable of protecting you. There had been guys and even some woman who'd offered to look after you before but a life-time in this world helped you distinguish 2 kinds of people the bad and the foolish.

Those people were fools who'd get killed and drag you down to hell with them. This world, these people, they prayed on fools. They'd always get eaten by the ways of this universe, and you'd seen the result of that many times before.

You weren't a fool, neither was Mindy. The two of you would stick together and survive.

"wonder if he's dead." Mindy stated bluntly.

"what?" you asked hoping you'd simply heard her wrong. If the guy wasn't dead he was bound come after the one who'd tried to kill him and most likely stole all of his valuables after doing so.

"well he was a normal human. I think I used some pretty strong shit on him so he should be down for good but I'm not so sure. I mixed up some of the bottles. Either I gave him an intoxicating acid that'd slowly wear away his internal organs without making to much of a mess, or I gave him some of the best booze I own." Mindy said casually.

You gaped at her with wide eyes. How could she possibly be so stupid!

"he doesn't know where I live does he?" you asked, hoping you'd be safe for tonight at least.

"dunno. He's kind of a creepy stalker so he might." she said smiling. You face-palmed and assumed you wouldn't be sleeping for a while.

Suddenly there was a tall figure that came around the corner and made a B-line the moment he saw you. The first thing you noticed where that he wore rather obscene clothes, meaning he was either daring or just an idiot. He had a lot of muscle so the first thing you assumed was that he was simply more muscle than brains and was trying to get Mindy's attention.

He came to a halt right before you and Mindy smiled broadly.

"yo Luddy! Wazzup?" she said. The only response they received was a small nod from the pale creeper that hid his bright violet eyes behind his cap for a second.

"the money." he said, holding out his hand. His voice was so low it was close to creepy and he spoke with a thick german accent. You were wondering what this guy's problem was, asking for money so bluntly like that.

"oh, crap! Sorry dude! I like totally forgot! Tell those bloody twins I'll get it some other time 'kay?" Mindy said, trying to get passed the german without success. He shook his head and held out his hand once more, narrowing his eyes, glaring coldly at Mindy.

Mindy's usual smile turned into a pout and she started digging through her purse.

"aha! Here it is!" she eventually exclaimed, raising a needle high in the air. The German stared at it for a second before redirecting his glare back to Mindy.

"what's that fo-OUCH!" she stabbed you in the arm with the needle, injecting whatever had been in it. You soon felt your legs go wobbly and everything around you began to spin.

"how's this for payment?" Mindy asked with a cocky smirk on her face as she shoved you towards the German.

Payment? SHE WAS GOING TO USE YOU AS PAYMENT!?

The german nodded and picked you up as you tried to cast a desperate last glance to your friend, your best friend, your only friend.

"sorry _. in this world there's the bad and the fools. Being friends was fun while it lasted but I'm afraid you're a fool as of tonight. You'll die and drag me down with you. I just can't have that y'know. Don't worry though, you'll probably get sold as a plaything. There are worse things." Mindy said. And as the world around you faded to black, you heard her hysterical victorious laughter and the clicking of those awful high-heels.

And you knew that from that point on. You were truly a fool. But that wouldn't last long. You were sure of it.

So much for the first chapter. This went pretty smoothly! it only took me about an hour. That's not much in compare to how long it takes to write a normal 2p story.

I'm sorry if I wrote you out of character and I'll try to let you remain relatively neutral.

As for the rest of the story, I'll give you a little spoiler:

you'll be sold you the Vargas twins (2p north/south italy) and stay with them for a while. However soon the adversaries (the 2p allies) will show up and help you escape from the mafia, etc. you'll see X3