Earth on Hyrule

10 years have passed since Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask. Trying to
get out of his prison, Ganondorf toys with the Triforce of Power, but a
mistake in chanting causes a dimensional rift and the people of Hyrule start
receiving broadcasts of Earth's late 20th/early 21st century over their TVs,
radios, and even their new computer systems...

Link and Zelda have been away in Termina for a while, and come back to
Hyrule, not knowing of the changes since they've been away....

Time: 10:00 AM
Link: *helps Zelda get back into the castle* everything set here?
Zelda: yeah... where are you off to?
Link: I thought I'd go visit Malon.. it's been a while.
Zelda: yeah it has... okay, you be back tonight?
Link: Sure hon, see ya then.

Link takes his time walking across Hyrule and gets to Lon Lon Ranch... but
something's not right.. the sign is decorated in puffy pink streamers and the
letters are neon colored

Time: 10:45 AM
Link: What th.... shrugs and goes in Hmm... Malon's probably out in the
field singing Epona's song... walks toward the field and sees something...
strange what in the name of Din?!

Malon: dancing around in the field with a top that barely covers her breasts
and slacks, her hair all limp and frizz

Link: Malon? What are you doing?

Malon: dancing around, singing with a slight accent Oh bay-buh bay-buh..

Link: Excuse me?

Malon: starts stretching wildly and singing louder Hit me baby, one more
time!!

Link: Hit you? Why would I ever hit you? Are you feeling alright?

Malon: starts kicking high in the air Yeaaaaaaah yeahhhh!!!

Link: uh... huh.... walks backward slowly, keeping his eyes fixed on
Malon hmm.... maybe she's under a spell or something... metally shrugs
and goes to see Princess Ruto

Time: 11:30 AM
Link: arrives at Zora's Domain hmm... Hello? Ruto?? You here?

Ruto: comes walking out wearing nothing but a black leather jacket
showing a good amount of her chest and leather pants that are frayed with
gold chains hanging about and earrings the size of half dollars Yo yo yo,
who's out there? Better be good fo' somebody come all in here and be bustin
on my groove, yo!

Link: Ruto, it's me, Link...

Ruto: Ooohhhh yo yo yo Big L wassup wassssssup!!! moving her hands
around in strange gestures all-ight how's my big hylian masta hangin...
looks down at his new clothes and whistles ohhhohhooh whoa check out
the fancy threads.. mah-man gettin gyrates head as she talks all snazzed up
for his wo-mannnnnn... Ow!! snaps her fingers

Link: uhhh... yeah.... that's me.... laughs half-wittedly

Ruto: So how's little miss Z doin?

Link: well she's....

Ruto: You two been slammin and jammin and all about rammin or what?

Link: huh?

Ruto: wiggles her hips aww come on... you can tell me.. Dude I'm all
about that, ya know wha' ah'm sa-yan?

Link: erm.... I have to go now... runs out

Ruto: yo that be coo but come back soon, ahh-ight? We's gotta paaah-tayy,
my brutha!!

To be continued....