Prologue
Okay so there were these cloners. They were called Kaminoans.
The Kaminoans have a cloning facility on the planet kamino. They hired a bounty hunter to capture a human host on a newly discovered planet Earth. He managed to capture a skinny long blonde haired dude wearing a black beanie and a very unusual outfit named Jay. And an over-weight man wearing a black trench coat and a backwards cap named Silent Bob.
The two stoners has no idea where they are. They were driving on a road in Amsterdam in the middle of nowhere and all of a sudden one of they're tire exploded. Silent Bob is now trying to control the old stolen car and managed to safely stop the car in front of a cactus. Jay and Silent Bob got out of the car to check on the tire that mysteriously exploded. When they went to check it out they saw what seems to be burn marks on the tire and it was still smoking and melting. What would caused the tire to explode like someone shot a laser gun at it!?
All of a sudden someone with a deep menacing voice shouted "Don't Move! Or I'll shoot, scavenger scums!" from behind Jay and Bob. The two stoners did what the man with the gun told them to. They didn't move an inch, and when the mysterious man told them to get up with their hands up and turn around the two stoners couldn't believe their eyes.
There he was the father of one of the coolest villain in Star Wars and the host of many clone troopers. Jango Fett was now forcing Jay and Silent Bob to go inside his infamous space ship the Slave I. Jay and Silent Bob are stoked because they are actually about to ride in the Slave I! Jay an Silent Bob took a seat and admired the inside of the famous ship. As Jango was lifting off and flying into space he was now preparing for light-speed. Jango shouted "Strap Yourselves in Morons". Jay and Silent Bob did what he said and then they all went to light-speed. Then they were dropped off on some huge facility in some water planet.
And that's how they got here, in a lab on some huge facility. The lab that they are in is very clean and shiny. It's very spacious, white and bright like in episode two of star wars. When Jay and Silent Bob sat on the bench in the lab waiting for something to happen the slide door opened and some creature came in and was about to introduce himself. He had a head of a crocodile and a body of a human! Jay thought he was having one of those drug induced dreams again, so he got up and ran outside the lab in the hallways thinking he was invincible and then he bumped into Jango Fett.
Jay grabbed Jango's gun from his holster and shot himself straight in the heart!
When Silent Bob and the creature ran to find Jay it was too late. Jay was now on the floor in a puddle of blood with a smokey hole in his chest like a dumb ass. Silent Bob is now in tears because of this tragedy. The creature had an idea and is now assuring Silent Bob that it is not too late.
He can be cloned.
End of Part 1
