A/N on january 9, 2000, date of repost: For some reason, my fics were all deleted from fanfiction.net, and thus I re-uploaded them, changed my name, e-mail, password, etc. Thank you to the many people who have already and reviewed this: all of them have my deepest gratitude.

Original Marauders!
SIRUS: (jumps around with his guitar)
PETER: You can do it!
JAMES: Until the break of dawn
SIRIUS: Filch! Filch!
JAMES: Cannot get us the better!
SIRIUS: That damn cat!
REMUS: We knew we'd always get her!
SIRIUS: Pink! Green!
JAMES: Whatever we could do!
REMUS: Even though we'd be invisible, we'd have to run too!
Mrs NORRIS: hiss!
McGONAGALL: DETENTION!
REMUS: (shrugs) At least the trophies will be cleaned.
SIRIUS: Not AGAIN!
JAMES: This'll break our self esteem!
LILY: (coughs comment) Swelled heads
JAMES: (innocently flirting) You know that's not true!
SNAPE:Well you'll see there comes a day it'll turn on you! HA!
**Chorus**
FILCH: Don't run in the halls!
REMUS: (salutes) Yessir, whatever you say!
DUMBLEDORE: Toilets shouldn't explode!
SIRIUS:Well what's their use anyway?
FILCH: In my office right now!
JAMES: (non chalantly) Just another day.
REMUS: Why the hell aren't we expelled by now?
SIRIUS: We're gonna bust out on you!
REMUS, SIRIUS and JAMES: Original Marauders!
JAMES:Here we come!
REMUS, SIRIUS, and JAMES: Original!
PETER: Yeah!
REMUS: Bust out on you!
REMUS, SIRIUS, and JAMES: Original Marauders!
DUMBLEDORE: (shaking head) What have they done now? Done now?
TREWLANEY: I see aspirin coming your way!
***
PETER: You can do it!
SIRIUS:You know it smells like dung!
REMUS: Uh oh..
JAMES: It seems Snape forgot to shower!
SIRIUS: (pleadingly) Ease off the grease!
JAMES: (bows) Acne is your only power.
SIRIUS: Oxecute!
REMUS: That thing that muggles do.
JAMES: But whatever they use
SIRIUS: They don't need as much as you!
SNAPE: Hey!
REMUS: Mud flies,
SIRIUS: There are so many pranks we tried!
PETER:Custard pies!
JAMES: We are being idolized!
REMUS: Yeah, sure, we always reach our goal.
SIRIUS:We can't wait to see his face-
LILY:Are those boxers on the flag pole!?
SNAPE: (quickly) Notmine...
FILCH: Don't run in the halls!
REMUS: (salutes) Yessir, whatever you say!
DUMBLEDORE: Toilets shouldn't explode!
SIRIUS:Well what's their use anyway?
FILCH: In my office right now!
JAMES: (non chalantly) Just another day.
REMUS: Why the hell aren't we expelled by now?
SIRIUS: We're gonna bust out on you!
REMUS, SIRIUS and JAMES: Original Marauders!
JAMES: Here we come!
REMUS, SIRIUS, and JAMES: Original!
PETER: Yeah!
REMUS: Bust out on you!
REMUS, SIRIUS, and JAMES: Original Marauders!
DUMBLEDORE: (shaking head) What have they done now? Done now?
TREWLANEY: I see aspirin coming your way!
PETER: You can do it!
FILCH: Crime! Crime!
PETER:I think we've been seen...
JAMES: Running time- the trophies are already clean
SIRIUS: (mockingly) Whine whine...
JAMES: (rudely) It's your record not mine!
SIRIUS: Fine! Fine!
PEEVES:(laughing) Don't want to be ya!
SNAPE: Losing time! Guess I won't be seeing ya! (repeat 3x) I said there'd be a day it'd turn on you, yeah!
FILCH: Don't run in the halls!
REMUS: (salutes) Yessir, whatever you say!
DUMBLEDORE: Toilets shouldn't explode!
SIRIUS:Well what's their use anyway?
FILCH: Get in my office right now!
JAMES: (non chalantly) Just another day.
REMUS: Why the hell aren't we expelled by now?
SIRIUS: We're gonna bust out on you!
REMUS, SIRIUS and JAMES: Original Marauders!
JAMES:Here we come!
REMUS, SIRIUS, and JAMES: Original!
PETER: Yeah!
REMUS: Bust out on you!
REMUS, SIRIUS, and JAMES: Original Marauders!
DUMBLEDORE: (shaking head) What have they done now? Done now?
McGONNAGAL: What now?! What now?!
TREWLANEY: I see aspirin coming your way!
A/N My first attempt at a filk, I was moved by Colin's 'Pretty Fly (for a white guy)'. This one is by The Offspring, too, and all the characters belong to JK. Rowling. Regretably. Anyways, here's one you can sing along to on Napster :) I thought it turned out alright, there are some syllable changes, but it was tons of fun to write. Please review, I really appreciate the feedback.
