Written for meh Sister Lightning. Wuffith Youith! XD

So basically in this Even though Light Yagami is dead, by sentence of the Death Note, Ryuk was not so lucky on his little trip away from earth. In an unfortunate slip of the hand, His Death Note was sent spiralling back to Earth. Where it hit one little Sera's Victoria on the head. Bullied, but not vengeful, Sera's learns about the Death Note without actually having used it. Upon realization that the murder's that occurred from the hand of 'Kira' were in fact curtesy of Ryuk and His Death Note she is horrified. As her pure, innocent soul finds in unfathomable to use such a dark thing.

But soon there are mysterious attacks occurring in her home Town of Cheddar (I know this is a Village but get over it) that end in either Rape or beaten to death. When her close friend dies from one of these such attacks, her heart is darkened by the same realization Light had.

Still unwilling to mindlessly sentence the criminals to death, she sets about sending them to jail in which the will die in. Away from the public eye, and unsuspecting of the police.

NON CANON. Meaning no vampires. Don't worry, all those 'characters' are still here. J

Sighing, Sera's trudged on along the dirt path. Her bag clutched tightly in her hand, pulled close against her back. It was sweltering, for an English summer, and she had just run most of the way up Cunningham Drive to escape the clutches of Yan Valentine and his squad of goons. The very thought of the perverted youth sent shivers up her spine. Right now all she wanted to do was be at home relaxing but she still had a little way to go and a mountain of homework.

Shifting her bag around as the weight began to aggravate her shoulders, she blinked blearily and cast a look at the sky. There was no sign of any clouds, and the weather forecast that morning had been of hot, sunny days to come.

'Why?,' Sera's thought. 'Why does it have to be sunny now?' Right when everyone wanted the cold weather, seeing as the farm land was near suffering from the random drought, even more heat rained down on them. No pun intended. What was even more surprising, or startling, was that it was winter. And English winters were freezing. Heck, the summers were freezing.

Shaking her blonde head, she trod on in the blistering heat. Her winter school uniform acting as an intense furnace as it trapped the heat. The tightness around her chest was stifling, and not for the first time she cursed at her well endowed front. Not only did it have to attract attention she most certainly did not want, but not it was frying her alive? Surely, someone hated her.

Unbeknownst to the Blonde bombshell, high above in the sky, a Shinigami soared. Cackling at the thought of the naive and foolish Li-to Yagami's only miscalculation, he revelled in another win.

It pissed him off when ever a human interfered with his work, as it was enough of a pain in the ass without the mortal intervention. Roaring with insane laughter, he threw his back in glee. Raising his arms thoughtlessly, he whooped and planned of the many human lives he could effect in his revenge. Choosing to ignore that the whole thing was his fault in the beginning.

But once again, Karma chose to piss on him, and once again, He dropped the book.

His Death Note.

It was a second of two before he notice the strange emptiness of his right clawed hand, then in horror he watched as it spiralled towards the English channel.

Uneven eyes widened and with an ungodly shriek he dove down, large, powerful wings extending to the maximum as he shot towards the Black nuisance.

But gravity defied him, even with the extra power of his long wings, and the Note Book shot down faster then anything he could hope for.

Watching with a psychotic anger as it smacked into something blonde far below.

Roaring, he hissed and spat in a fury. Raw anger surging about him.

"Fuck." He screamed. His gangly, morbid body writhing with a seething ire.

And he hovered, watching her, far above in the sky, as Sera's bent down and touched the book.

Suddenly, the echo of his indignant scream reached her ears and she looked about wildly. Seeing no-one, to her relief as she was sure Yan had decided to follow her for a moment, she opened the book.

Later on, far along the track, Ryuk would recall that this was the start of his troubles, but undoubtedly, a lot of fun.

Righty-o, that was the first chapter. Give me a bit and the next will be up. I know I haven't updated Now Your Gone yet but I will in the next few days. Yay.

The next chapter will be a heck of a lot longer, don't worry. It will also include Integra, Alucard and Alexander Anderson. Remember there is no supernatural 'things' in this story apart from the obvious Shinigami.

Things you may be wondering-

Q- Is Light Dead. A- I have already said so. Yes. He is.

Q- What about L? Is he dead? A- Well, I won't say yet. Because I haven't decided. But at this rate, I guess not (Read: I Guess) but he won't be involved in this story anyway. I don't think…

Q- What pairing is Sera's? A- Well, I know that Pip is her canon pairing, so he will be with her in this story. But not yet. In future chapters, yes, but so far, she doesn't acknowledge him as anything but a pervert. Only slightly better then Yan.

Q- What about Integra? Who is she with? A- Well, as there is no actual canon for Miss Hellsing, she could be with Enrico, Alucard or Alexander. It WILL NOT BE Enrico because I just don't think that's right. I'm sorry for all you EnricoXIntergra shippers but they believe in different things and he IS a lot older then her. Because Miss Hellsing is only around 23 in either Anime and Enrico is like 39. I know that's not too much age difference but Interga doesn't seem like that kind of person… So Ally or Anderson. I'm not telling, but I've decided. :D

Q- Who is Yan? A- You HAVE to be joking. He's Luke Valentine's younger, more uncouth and foul mouthed brother. Even though both are foul in their own way.

Q- What about Schrodinger? A- You prolly didn't think about our little Cat-boy. But he is in this story and obviously not a cat-boy. Schrodinger is Sera's little bro' in this, so Sera's will be half German, Half English. It could happen!

Q- So Sera's is Bullied? Why? A- Well, in both Anime's and the Manga, Sera's is VERY well endowed. So that gets her a lot of attention, but also, Sera's mother was killed in a break in and rape. This also happened in the Hellsing Verse. Once word got around, someone, who will be revealed in later chap's, changed it and said that Sera's mother was actually a prostitute who was killed. I think you can link both and see what sort of attention would be provoked by this.

Q- Sera's father? A- Is not dead. I'm going to make Walter her GUARDIAN, as her Father is going to be in the MILITARY and posted overseas. Only because Sera's is SIXTEEN, Walter is not always there.

Q- If Sera's is Sixteen, how old is Schrodinger and every one else?

A- Schrodinger is fourteen.

Alucard is Seventeen.

Integra is Sixteen.

Enrico is Eighteen.

Alexander is Seventeen.

Walter is err…well I'm not going to say because I'm not sure. Let's just assume he's in his seventy's.

Yan is seventeen. Luke is Eighteen.

Pip is seventeen.

Any other ages will be given when needed.

Q- What about their full backrounds? A- Well, I'm thinking I will do a backround chapter soon. Maybe the next or the third. Don't worry.