It was a normal day at the 4077. The O.R. was busy with causalities.

Radar was delivering the mail as he normally did, but as he was turning the corner He comes in contact with major Burns. He hands major Burns his letter from his wife and continues on his way delivering the mail.

Once Radar had finished delivering the mail, he was on his way back to his desk when he spies major Burns in the arms of another woman. So when Radar walked by Hawkeye's tent he stopped in to talk to Hawkeye. He started telling Hawk-eye about what he saw major Burns doing with one of Hot-Lisp's nurses, he looked at Hawkeye as if what do I do with this information?

Hawk-eye told Radar not to say a word to Hot-Lips he take it from here. So radar goes on about what he was going to do, Hawkeye waits for B.J. to come back from the latrine. As B.J. enters the swamp him and Hawkeye come up with a surprise for Burns. Hawkeye told B.J. as soon as he returned from post-op they get started. He went on over to post-op to check on one of his patients. When Hawkeye enters post-op through the back he found Burns behind the curtain with one of the nurses and it wasn't Hot- Lips either. Hawkeye went on through as if not to notice whose there!!

He did what he set out to do; which was to make sure Willis was o.k. Then he headed back to the swamp! Once he was at the swamp him and B.J. went to work on Frank's surprise to Hot-Lips. They devise a plan to take Margaret for a short walk to the swamp where Frank will be caught red handed in front of Hot-Lips.

When Frank enters the swamp, Hawkeye and B.J. starts with "I got a secrete and Frank doesn't know." Frank said thus, I got one myself! I'll tell you ours if you tell us Frank what yours is? I'm not telling anyone, just about that time Hawkeye said I already know what yours is Frank!!! No you don't cause I haven't spill the beans, oh yea just wait you'll find out soon enough. Oh you guys, you know nothing, Frank replied!! And the two looked at each other and laughed walked away.

Later Burns was getting ready to go out and B.J. and Hawkeye told him they wouldn't be in the swamp so him and Hot-Lips could have it for the evening; with that said the two of them left Frank alone to finish getting ready for his date.

Hawkeye left to go find Hot-Lips, once he found her he asked her if they could have a cup of "Joe" before she turned in for the night. They sat down with their coffee and started talking about "Willis" and how he was doing even Hot-Lips said he should be able to go to Tokyo in another day. Well they finished up their coffee and left the mess tent. As they were walking Hawkeye asked if she'd like a nightcap before she turned in? She said no she had an early morning in o.r. Hawkeye said come on come join B.J. and me for just one we'll be good boys!!!! Are you sure; yea but I want surprise B.J. O.K. Sure what ever but I've got to get to bed soon, no problem.

Hawkeye already had things set up with his buddy to act like he was surprise when he was waiting on him to come back. They met up with B.J. a little bit before the swamp; Hawkeye told B.J. they had to get Hot-Lips back to her tent early.

They enter very quiet and just as she turned to sit down on one of the two's bed she heard Frank say to nurse Edwina that he loved the way she was caressing his body, and that was all it took. Hot-Lips is out for blood.
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