Disclaimer: The Outsiders belong to S.E Hinton.

It was an exciting night at the Curtis's, because the boys were having a sleepover

The gang arrived at about 8 PM.

"Hey, Two-Bit, Steve, Johnny, Dally." Pony greeted everyone. Two-Bit had a few beers under his arm, and passed them to Soda, who wrinkled his nose.

"Not like I'm gonna be needing this shit tonight…" He mumbled, as he placed it in the fridge. Two-Bit raised an eyebrow, and Dally started laughing.

"Soda, you're such a dip." He called over. Soda shook his head.

"Y'all are the stupid ones, drinkin' and smokin' all the time." He called. "I'm gonna go run to the store to buy me an' Pony some Pepsi's. I'll be back in a few!" He yelled, as he walked out the front door. Johnny sat down on the couch with Pony, and they flipped on the T.V. Two-Bit ran into the room in time to sing a commercial, and Dallas threw a bottle at him. Two-Bit caught it in one hand, and took a sip.

Dally stood up and ran over to Two-Bit, and whispered something in his ear. A giant grin

crept across his face, and Dally sat back down while Two-Bit stood on the coffee table.

"ATTENTION EVERYONE!" Two-Bit started. Pony shook his head, and continued

staring at the T.V. Steve looked up, and frowned.

"It is time for a song!" He continued. Dally smiled wickedly.

"Before the pansy comes back." Dallas added, winking at Two-Bit. Two-Bit started

humming, and broke out into song.

"Look at me, I'm Soda C

Instead of beer, I'd drink tea

Won't have a beer until I shed a tear

I can't, I'm Soda C!!!" He started. Johnny giggled, while Steve raised his eyebrows.

"I don't drink (no)

Or swear (often)

There's too much grease in my hair (whoa)

I get ill from one cigarette (cough, cough, cough)

Keep your filthy paws

off my DX cars

would you pull that crap with Steve?" Johnny joined in on the background voices with Dally, while Steve coughed.

"As for you Two-Bit Mathews,

I know what you wish I'd do

You like drinking lots,

But I'll never have a droppppp

I'm just like Soda C (he heeee)

Kools, Kools, let me be!

Keep that toxic far from me,

Smoking just rots, even if my bud's do it lotsss

Screw Kools; I'm Soda C."

Two-Bit finished off, as soon as Soda walked in to hear the last verse.

"Are you makin' fun of me, Mathews?" He asked sadly. Johnny and Dally fell off the couch from laughing. Two-Bit smiled shyly.

"Some people are so touchy." He stated.

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A/N: Haha, enjoy. I know I missed a verse, but I had NO idea what to do with it.

I hope y'all laughed ;P