Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. Or Johnny Depp. Or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. However, I do own this rhyme, so HANDS OFF. Grrr.

Harry Potter, Harry Potter

The ministry says: "He's a nutter!"

But when Voldemort shows up

Harry'll be the one to make him stop

Harry's coming, hooray hooray!

The Boy-who-lived will save the day.

I know that it's short, but making longer rhymes isn't really my strong point. Anyway, the really scary thing is that this particular rhyme was inspired by one of Johnny Depp's lines from the 2005 movie 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory'. The one about chewing gum.