Hey! So this is just something my sister and I were discussing for fun and I wanted to post it to see what you guys think. We are taking Disney songs and adding some Twilight flavor! Let me know that you think and if you have any song ideas (along with how they fit into Twilight) message me. Each song we redue I'll post, if that's what you want of course. I put the original first and redue second (as labled). Also just FYI I'm not putting this under crossovers because it won't be just one other movie it'll be multiple.
Song: I'll Make A Man Out Of You
Movie: Mulan
Twilight Situation: Jasper is training everyone to fight newborns/ the newborn fight.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THIS SONG ONLY THE SPOOF ON IT!
ORIGINAL:
Shang:
Let's get down to business-to defeat the Huns.
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you
Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
You are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you!
Chien-Po:
I'm never gonna catch my breath
Yao:
Say good-bye to those who knew me
Ling:
Boy I was a fool in school for cutting gym
Mushu:
This guy's got 'em scared to death
Mulan:
Hope he doesn't see right through me
Chien-Po:
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!
Shang and Chorus:
(To Be a man)
We must be swift as the coursing river
(To Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(To Be a man)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive
Heed my every order and you might survive
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home, you're through
How could I make a man out of you?
Shang and Chorus:
(To Be a man)
We must be swift as the coursing river
(To Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(To Be a man)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
(To Be a man)
We must be swift as the coursing river
(To Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(To Be a man)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
TWILIGHT MUSICAL:
Jasper:
Let's get down to business-to defeat the newborns
Did they send me werewolves when I asked for vampires?
You're the angriest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Wolves and vamps, I'll make fighters out of you
Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once we find our center
We are sure to win
She's a spineless, pale, pathetic vamp
And she hasn't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a fighter out of you!
Seth:
I'm never gonna get to fight
Victoria:
Say goodbye to those who knew you
Jacob:
Boy was I a fool for ever loving her
Riley:
These vamps got her scared to death
Bella:
Hope she doesn't try to bite me
Edward:
Now I really wish that I was there to fight!
Jasper and Chorus:
(Be a vamp)
We must be swift as the coursing river
(Be a wolf)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a fighter)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the bloody baseball field
Time is racing toward us till the newborns arrive
Heed my every order and you might survive
They're unsuited for this rage of ours
So warm up, go camp, they're through
How could they even scratch one of us?
Jasper and Chorus:
(Be a vamp)
We must be swift as the coursing river
(Be a wolf)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a figher)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the blood baseball field
(Be a vamp)
We must be swift as the coursing river
(Be a wolf)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a fighter)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the bloody baseball field
