Five Heroes? Uhhh right...

Note: I don't own anything, its all Blizzard stuff. I don't mean to offend anyone by this. It is JUST a gag. Thanks. ANother note: doesn't make much sense


Five heros appear at the Rogue Encampment, five minutes later they start moving and the amazon is kicked out of the game.

"Hey everyone! The paladin has arrived!" said the incredibly cocky pladin, equiped with his very own dagger and skull cap. He imvited the three others; the sorceress, necromancer and barbarian to join the party, which they did.

"Pk pk pk ^_^; pk pk pk friendly pk" the barbarian pleaded. The other three looked at eachother nervously.

"Korean... yeah..." they all whispered. "Er, anyone know where we can find this Akara person?"

"Uh, sorry.... I can only see a radius of 5.7.... without light attributes, of course!" the necromancer added.

The sorceress and paladin looked at eachother, then back at him. "Right..."

So they all ventured off in different directions, searching for Akara.

The necromancer found his way over to Gheed.

"A NECROMANCER?!?!? GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU SON OF A F*()&^% B*TCH!!!" said a startled Gheed, drawing a short sword and jabbing him in the arm. "DIE!"

"What did i do to you!!?!? Please stop!!! Alright, you asked for it!!" warned the necromancer. "...not in town... I can't do that here... not in town...."

*necromancer was slain by Gheed*

*necromancer has left our world. Diablo's minions get fatter, who knows why.*

"AH DAMN!" complains the sorceress. She notices the Korean barbarian behind her, staring at her ass. "Hey! Stop that or i'll static you. I swear!"

"18nom? PKPKPK ^_^;" he exclaims once again. "Imbue item plz?"

The sorceress zaps the barbarian with lightning. He takes the hint and walks over slowly to Charsi. Charsi's jaw drops, and she blushes bright red. She grabbed her hammer and tried to look as flirty as posible. "Oohh... Your a barbarian, huh? It's great to meet you... Oh, nice armor... Want to come into my forge?"
The barbarian laughs. "^_^"

Charsi gets scared and hides, while the barbarian continues fumbling around. Meanwhile, the sorceress is on her adventure of her own. She had found Akara, by realizing that if she pressed tab, she could see the entire camp. She pranced over and struck up a conversation.

"Greetings young sorceress... It's nice to see such people travelling the paths these days." Akara says like the smarty-witch she is.

"Yeah. I agree. Girlz rule!!! Gurl powa!!!!" the sorceress responds, they both pull out they're N' Sync tee-shirts and jump around happilly. They are soon interrupted by the Paladin.

"Ahem! Aren't we supposed to be kicking some evil ass or something?"

"Er, oh yeah, thaaat..." Akara stretches and cracks her neck. "What do you want: the REAL quest, or the EASY quest?" Akara asks simply.

"EASY!!!" replied the sorceress enthosiastically.

"REAL, of course!" the cocky Paladin replies, flashing his shield and giving a charming smile. The sorceress punched him in the face. Akara interrupted them.

"Ahem! I guess it's the Barbarian's choice." she stated mystically. The paladin and sorceress turned to the Barbarian. He grinned at them.

"Uhh.... 18nom!"

*Sorceress has declared hostility to Barbarian*

"1U PK U PK U PK U PK U PK U PK!!!!" the barbarian exclaimed, running around in circles.

*Barbarian has left the game*

The paladin glanced at the sorceress. "OH now you've done it. He's gunna come back with a lvl 80 lance barb!"

"N.. No! Damn... Hope the game fills up..."