Prologue

"Soo heerree iiit iiis, Meeerry Chriiistmas! Evryboodddyy'sss haaaviinn' fuuuunnn~" Todd bellowed cheerfully as he pounced into Bojack's room, santa hat on his head and grin plastered on his face.

"I- Uh..." Bojack looked up from under a sea of cheeto crumbs and spilt beer. "What is happening?"

"It's Christmas eve, Bojack!" Todd jumped on Bojack's bed, causing more beer to spill from the horse's loose grip. "I thought you might need some holiday spirit. Christmas only comes once a year, y'know."

"Jeez, thanks. I had no idea," Bojack rolled his eyes, making it clear he was being sarcastic (If Bojack had one talent, it was overacting) "I mean why are you in my room. You shouldn't even be in my house."

"Ahw come on Boj..."

"I told you never to call me that."

"You act all 'Bah humbug' but you know what you really want is to decorate a tree and sing christmas carols with your best friend Todd." Todd budged up towards Bojack.

"That is exactly what I don't want to do." The Horse sighed. "Listen, Kid, I want to spend this Christmas just like I spend every Christmas. Alone, in my bed, with a bottle of bourbon and the curtain drawn watching the only thing i have ever done that made me think I wasn't a total wreck."

"Do you really want that though...?" Todd asked, bumping Bojack's recoiling arm with his fist.

'Yes!" Bojack snapped. He took a deep breath massaged his temples. "Please. Please. Let me have one day without you fucking up everything I hold dear."

Todd stood up. "I just thought-"

"Thoughts are meant to be inside your head. And I want you outside my room." Bojack gestured to the door.

"..." Todd took a breath, as if to say something. But, he thought against it, and instead just looked at his roommate sadly before walking to the door.

"Merry Christmas, Bojack." Todd muttered before shutting the door behind him.

Bojack glared at the door, before sighing, putting his head in his arms. "Bah Humbug..."

((Hey. I'm Pun. You may remember me from such things as: crappy gay sex scenes i wrote when I was 12. Well here I am, three years later, and I'm glad to say I've moved on. I hope you enjoy this, whatever it is. It hasn't got any ships in it, except for what's canon. I'm planning on uploading daily until it's finished, meaning i'll upload the last one on Christmas day, since its going to be in 5 parts (6 including this prologue) and we're 5 days away from christmas. That means I'll be uploading the first chapter today as well. Also, sorry if there's any spelling or grammar mistakes, i don't have a Beta (so if you wanna beta for me HMU haha).

Please show your support by commenting and liking and all that jazz It honestly means a lot (need me some Validation(tm) haha). I hope you enjoy this 5 day journey. Merry Christmas!