Someone else beat me to posting something like this, but here's mine anyway. I actually wrote it last December...yeah, I'm that much of a procrastinator.
Chars are by JRR Tolkien, song is by Avril Lavigne, Elvish supplied by the booklet in my Muse magazine by David Salo. "Uireb no meleth vin" means "May our love endure forever."
Ranger Boi
He was a boy
She was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
She was an elf
He had greasy hair
But she didn't care
He wanted her
Was plain to tell
Whenever he visited Rivendell
But her father said
"It's not fine with me"
He had a problem with mortality
He was a ranger boi
Dad said, "He's a danger boi
Don't wed a guy with rounded ears!
When he dies you'll remain
Full of sorrow and such pain
For all of your long immortal years..."
He goes to war
She stays at home
Surrounded by elves and yet all alone
She turns around
Guess who she found?
Ranger boi brought some hobbits to town
A council is held
He cannot stay
The Fellowship's taking him far away
Pledges her love
There in the night
Looks up at her man who has to fight
He was a ranger boi
Dad said, "He's a danger boi"
Now he must fight for all he's worth
Travels the whole wide world
Always thinking of one girl
The fairest of all in Middle-earth (repeat)
Sorry Dad, but I won't go
Won't leave him alone, oh no
Uireb no meleth vin
Let's get married, screw my kin
Too bad for you but I see
And I will take mortality
Give me your consent I plead
Because my love I will not leave
He's just a boy
And I'm just a girl
No, I'll make it even more obvious
You know who we are
You must have seen
We are Gondor's king and queen...
I'm with the ranger boi
And he is no danger boi
Together we rule so wise and sage
My father gave his consent
Then boarded a ship and went
But we live on in this Fourth Age (repeat)
(Pippin knocks over the amp, causing the music to end in the...interesting way it does on the CD.)
