Disclaimer: This is complete and total FICTION. That means it never happened and is completely untrue. In fact, this is so far from the truth that it isn't even in the same country as the truth. I don't own anybody: Big Time Rush, the characters, and all referenced scenes belong to Nickelodeon, and I make no money off of this. I am not in any way implying said characters' sexual identities.

Right now, Kendall was probably dancing with Katelyn, and they were probably making out on the dance floor. Then Kendall would have to buy Katelyn an appletini or something, cause she couldn't shoot tequila. Kendall would then show her how to shoot a combo over at the pool table. Little did he know what Logan had done.

Logan had keyed Kendall's (very expensive) car, and carved his initials into the leather seats (Kendall would know who it was). He'd smashed the headlights and taillights with a bat and slashed all the tires. Serves Kendall right for cheating.

*Flashback*

They had just started filming Big Time Rush when Kendall admitted that he liked Logan. It took Logan a week, but he decided that, yes, he liked Kendall too, and they had started (secretly) dating. Then the producers brought in Katelyn to play Jo, Kendall's love interest on the show. Pretty soon, Kendall was spending more time with Katelyn than Logan. The straw that broke the camel's back was when Logan caught Kendall and Katelyn making out in the laundry room at the place they were staying at. Logan hadn't said anything about seeing them; he'd just broken up with Kendall. Which led them to this point.

*End Flashback*

Katelyn was up on the bar singing Shania Twain's "Man…I Feel Like a Woman" (and damn her, she had a good voice, Logan had to admit). She hopped down and told Kendall "I'm drunk" and Kendall got that look that Logan knew meant he thought he was going to get lucky. Logan went to his car to watch what was going to happen next.

Kendall came out, Katelyn hanging on his arm. Logan watched as Kendall's mouth dropped open at seeing his car, and Logan smiled. When his cell rang, Logan knew Kendall had figured it out. "Hello? Oh hi Kendall. Nope, nowhere near there. Oh really? Maybe you should stop cheating on people and that wouldn't happen. Yes, I knew. Good luck getting home." With that, Logan hung up.

Ah, revenge is sweet. Logan thought as he watched Kendall and Katelyn get in a cab.

This story is inspired by a real-life situation I encountered. I didn't go as far as Logan, but I did bust a window (shh…you don't know that- the person never figured out it was me). The phone conversation is literally word-for-word what I said to them. This was meant to be an one-shot, but if you want it to continue, let me know.