"William!" William nearly dropped his big ass bagel when he heard Mr. Sheffield call him. He only used his first name when he was in deep trouble. Did he mix the colors with the whites (laundry not people)? Did Maxwell find out he had been looking up cool pics on his work computer?
He often found himself remembering days long past; before he became the Nanny named William. It had been a different time, when a man would spend hours on the court dunking and jiving; playing pick-up games until the sun went down and you couldn't see anything but the white of a man's Nikes. Before the fame and the money, when it was all about the slams and the jams.
"Best not keep him waiting." Niles reminded him, snapping him out of his old recollections. "Fuck you Niles! How about I slap your shit? Fuck off. Fuck you." and Will slapped a tray with a tea pot on it out of Niles hands. "Pick it up! I hate you!"
William screeched and ran to Maxwell's office. "Oh geez, I've really done it this time!" he thought to himself, nervously playing with the bottom of his plain white-t. "I'm going to get fired for sure!" William tugged his fashionable baller shorts up to show his sweet ample thighs.
When William entered Maxwell's office he was holding back the tears. "Mr. Sheffield, I-" "No buts, William! Tell me what this is." Maxwell slammed a basketball onto his desk and glared at Will who stated the obvious. "Yes, I bloody know it's a basketball! It's that this basketball is very special, very rare and highly illegal! What's it doing in my bloody house!"
"Oh, shit..." William trailed off. Did he-Was he here?
"Sir, I believe we have company-oh shit!" Niles screamed from behind the door.
A motorcycle burst through Mr. Sheffield's door and came to a screeching halt in his office. A tall, muscular man hopped off the bike as it stopped in one fluid motion. He looked weathered and drawn. He had the look of a man who's seen and done too much. As the exhaust from the bike dissipated Williams suspicions were confirmed.
"It's the Ultimate B-Ball, used in the greatest game mankind ever witnessed. The Space Jam."
"Wiiiiiiiiiirth!"
