Harley was stunned she sat on the edge of the bed her eyes wide and her hands trembling while small beads of sweat ran down her temple. This couldn't be it wasn't possible then again her Puddin was such a horny beast that this HAD to be real.

"Crap what's Mistah J gonna say about this?" Harley thought nervously.

"Say about what Pooh?" a sharp voice said from the doorway making a chill run down her spine.

Harley turned around quickly hiding the pregnancy test behind her back "Um...nothing Mistah J I was just thinking about something is all" she said chuckling nervously.

The Joker wasn't buying it he held out his hand swiftly "Harley show me what your hiding NOW!" He said sternly his eyes hard and cold.

Harley swallowed fearfully she knew he was serious but couldn't bring herself to show him why couldn't she of just asked Curl or Rocco to take her to the abortion clinic and get rid of the fetus. She backed away towards the pillows hiding her back "I...it's really nothing Puddin please just forget about it" she said her heart beating like a jackhammer.

The Joker's sighed heavily she could see the vein on his temple the rage in his eyes "Harls daddy will give you to the count of three or he will get angry" he said darkly.

Harley stood her ground she knew it was bad to disobey but this was a problem she wanted to deal with alone. Within her chest her heart was about to explode and fear filled her mind on what he was planning to do to her.

"1..." he began edging towards the bed his shadow looming over her making Harley shiver but she wanted to show she was capable of standing up for herself. In a way she was trying to prove to her Puddin that she was a strong girl.

"Puddin please don't" she begged her eyes growing large from fear but he didn't listen he just kept coming closer like a lion stalking its prey.

"2..." he said his voice angry now he was REALLY getting past his patience limit now but she couldn't give up.

"I CAN'T Puddin please!" she wept tears spilling over and soaking her shirt but he paid no attention.

"3...OK HARLEY THAT'S IT!" he screamed lunging at her but she dodged him and managed to leap off of the bed. She thought she could escape but she felt a familiar sharp and painful tug on her left pigtail; she could feel his breath on her cheek it was hot and fast.

In an act of desperation Harley bit the joker on his free arm causing him to holler in pain releasing her so she made a break for it but she tripped over his foot which he had conveniently stuck out causing her to drop the pregnancy test and it slid across the floor.

The Joker spotted the item fall to the floor and picked it up inquisitively and inspected it then his face became serious and his eyes dark. Harley closed her eyes fearfully she KNEW she was in for it now there was no way out.

10 mins later

Harley stood at the Joker's desk her head bowed with her hands clenched tightly either side of her waist. She had caused blood to spill due to digging her nails into her palms but she hadn't noticed she was so afraid "It's over I'm DEAD" she thought to herself.

The Joker had his back turned sitting in his chair the pregnancy test was sitting on his desk with a HUGE positive sign on the front. She could see him playing with his switchblade in his hand tossing it in the air and catching it then throwing it into his other hand all done without a flaw.

She took a deep breath "P...Puddin..." she began but stopped when she heard him breath quickly when she mentioned that name "Mistah J..." she started again to which his breathing relaxed again "Mistah J I'm sorry I didn't say nothing but I was worried what you'd say and...well I wanted..." she began nervously.

"...Wanted to get rid of IT" The Joker said bitterly his eyes dark with a frown so big Harley thought his face would tear.

"Y...Yes sir" Harley whimpered fighting tears that threatened to fall but she daren't let them in case he lost it again.

The Joker turned around and stabbed his knife into his desk sending a huge chill down Harley's spine that even reached her crotch making it almost pleasant "Harley...COME HERE" he said fiercely just barely keep his temper.

Harley approached his chair slowly her legs shaking like jelly to which he grabbed her arm and shoved her onto his desk swiftly slamming her face on the front. He then opened his desk drawer and tied her hands with rope "Hurts..." she whispered quietly.

The Joker flipped Harley over onto her back slamming her hard on his desk top making her wince in agony her cute bunches had tumbled out making her blonde locks fall across her shoulders like a blonde waterfall. He could see the tears in her eyes and it excited him "afraid of me pumpkin?" he jeered.

Harley nodded the tears beginning to fall but of course she had expected this he was always mad when she kept secrets from him "I'm in for it now I just now it" she thought trembling.

Suddenly The Joker pulled her up and rested her in his lap and wrapped his arm around her back and ran circles across her chest and lower groin area with his finger making her moan since she had no bra on under her vest and only panties on "Still as sensitive as ever I see" The Joker chuckled.

Harley blushed furiously it was scary just how well he knew her body by now and although it made sex more pleasurable it also proved to be her weakness against him when he was teasing her.

The Joker pinched her nipples tightly making Harley scream with plain and ecstasy making him chuckle wickedly "You really have the most satisfying voice when your horny Harls" he teased.

Harley looked at him meekly pain shooting through her breasts "Please Puddin suck on them" she moaned edging them towards his face.

The Joker grinned licking his lips flashing his sharp white teeth "How can I refuse these luscious mounds" he teased tearing apart her vest top revealing her erect nipples. He groped and fondled her chest some more to prepare her "You really have the most perfect breasts Harley girl" he grinned deviously.

Harley smiled "Well I do diet properly so my Puddin will love em" she giggled.

"Damn right Harley" The Joker teased and began sucking on her nipples furiously making her crotch wet and moist he could feel it upon his trousers. Usually he would scold her for this but he wasn't going to today as he had another plan in mind to punish her.

He buried his hand into his desk drawer and pulled out 2 pegs making Harley cry out in horror "P...Puddin wait a sec those are painful" she panicked fearfully.

The Joker grinned "Exactly my point Baby this is a punishment Y'know or did you get carried away in pleasure again" he jeered.

Harley blushed "S...Sorry sir please punish me to your heart's content" she said quietly.

The Joker bit her left nipple violently making her cry out in pain so he bit harder breaking the skin so blood ebbed onto his lips "Good girl" the joker laughed maniacally. The Joker attached the 2 pegs to each of Harley's busts making her whimper in pain causing even more delight at the sight of her agony "Does it hurt?" he teased to which she didn't respond so he pressed down on the sharp part attached to her bust.

"OOOOH GOD!" she shrieked loudly pain shooting through her.

"Now answer daddy like a good girl pooh" he teased nibbling her ear playfully.

"Yes it hurts sir...but it feels SOOOO good" she moaned lustfully.

"That's what I like to hear never lie to daddy" he said darkly but with teasing tone.

Harley could tell he enjoyed being in control a definite sign of a Masochist; He enjoyed seeing others in pain and enjoyed hurting others. The clearest sign of all was the boner she could feel in his pants.

"Your such a sadist Harley" He teased and slammed a passionate and heavy kiss upon her luscious red lips enjoying the taste. It was true Harley was a sadist beyond comprehension; She couldn't get enough of his torment and bullying when they had sex and his rough housing with her now was making her leak more than Niagara falls.

"You love it" Harley teased smirking at him as she used the same line he did when she fought back after an argument.

"You know me so well Harls that's what I love about you" he chuckled licking her neck and chest tentatively.

12 mins later

The Joker slammed Harley's back against the desk once more making her wince in pain "Geez cut it out Puddin I'm gonna get a bad back then I won't be able to suck you off no more" she snapped irritably.

The Joker frowned making her regret what she had just said then pulled off her black lace panties despite her struggle and threw them to the floor "Ok enough screwing around Harley time to get serious he said pulling a gun from his desk scaring her so much she began to feel sick.

Harley chuckled nervously "P...Puddin your kidding right...If that thing is really loaded my insides will be...I won't be able to..." she panicked her eyes wide and filled with fear.

The Joker licked the barrel of the gun deviously then shoved it inside of her making her scream loudly "Who knew you could yell this loud in such a situation I should try this more often" he taunted rubbing her clit.

Harley panted heavily "S...Stop it Puddin I'm scared" she whimpered fearfully.

The Joker grinned and pulled the trigger to which Harley came and lay there exhausted "They were all blanks you dumb bitch but then again you'd believe anything" he huffed. Harley curled her legs up towards her as if to protect her crotch from any more abuse and watched as he licked her juices off the gun "Mm its salty and bitter just like me" he said his eyes shining.

Harley felt her stomach squeeze tightly as though it was tied in a knot the thoughts of what could have occurred. She had said she'd wanted to die at his hands but not by destroying her sexual organs.

The Joker tossed the gun to the floor and grabbed her legs forcing the open despite Harley's struggle to fight against him. He knelt down and gazed at Harley's crotch is was wet and flowing with juices making him grin demonically "What's this Harley you're so wet?" he teased pretending to be confused.

Harley looked away shamefully she was LOVING every moment and yet she was denying it she just couldn't think straight anymore.

He licked her pussy furiously and sucked hard on her clit making her scream with pleasure and she wrapped her legs around his shoulders but for once he didn't care as her actions only brought him closer to her hidden jewel. He licked furiously enjoying her taste until she came yet again.

As Harley panted the Joker pulled away from her crotch and straightened up then grabbed her clit with his fingers and squeezed tightly making her scream with pain and pleasure "Now Harley tell Daddy why you kept secrets from him" he said darkly his eyes cold and hard.

"It hurts Puddin please stop" She sniffed tearfully but he kept at it to which she cried harder.

The Joker pulled his knife from his desk and held it close to her throat "Tell Daddy the truth or you'll be dinner for the boys" he snarled squeezing harder.

"BECAUSE YOU THINK OF ME AS A KID!" Harley screamed at the top of her lungs to which he stopped "I knew that you thought of me as a pest so I decided on my own to get rid of the child before it became a problem" Harley sniffed curling up into a ball.

The Joker felt a wave of guilt fill his body (something he very rarely felt) He ran his fingers through his Black green highlighted hair and sighed heavily. He untied Harley and pulled her into his embrace sitting on his chair "Pooh I will admit I think you a pest at times and a huge cry-baby but your far from a kid in my mind" he said stroking her hair gently.

Harley felt a wave of happiness flow through her as he spoke those words she had always believed he thought of her as a petulant child but it was a lie. She snuggled into his chest happily enjoying his warmth.

The Joker untied her hands allowing them to hang either side of her waist then inspected them "Oh geez Harley I didn't realize they were that tight" he said apologetically as he saw the red marks on her wrists.

"Yeah well it really hurt" She said sulkily covering her wrists protectively.

The Joker stroked her blonde hair gently and then pulled his long purple coat from behind his chair and covered the naked girl "There wouldn't want my little Harley to catch cold now would I" he said patting her head.

Harley covered her chest gratefully "Um Puddin what do you wanna do about well the baby" she asked quietly.

The Joker leaned back in his chair face palming himself thinking deeply. It was true a child would cause problems but then again they could train it to help them destroy batman and Harley had picked up a few skills too.

"Puddin?" Harley asked again cautiously awaiting his answer.

The Joker sat up leaning his chin on the back of one of his hands "I think we should keep this one Harley" The Joker said grinning demonically.

Harley looked both confused and happy "Ok but why Puddin I thought you HATED kids" Harley said confused.

The Joker ruffled her hair "Oh pooh you silly thing I don't HATE kids I just hate Batman's kids" he said.

"But what would we do with it apart from take care of it?" she sulked since she hated housework as it was.

The Joker placed his hands together grinning "We'll turn it into us Harls our kid will be the new demon child of Gotham" he cackled.

Harley smiled "Now that we're on the case Puddin I think names would be appropriate" she stated getting up and sitting on his desk legs crossed.

"Good plan Pooh what did you have in mind?" he said tickling her chin.

Harley rubbed her chin thoughtfully "Well as well as a name like mine she'll need a villain alias" she suggested.

"Your right that is a good point" the Joker groaned heavily he hated the complex names even though it was fun choosing them.

"You choose the boy's name I chose the girls sound fair?" Harley suggested smirking in a teasing manner.

"Sounds like a plan to me Pooh what did you have in mind?" The Joker chuckled his eyes gleaming.

"Well Sasha Quinzelle would be good for a girl I think..."Harley started a huge smile on her face.

"The first part sounds good Harls but why add Quinzelle?" The Joker muttered irritably.

"Well every kid needs a name and she can use it as an alias if she's undercover doing dirty work for us" Harley chuckled her eyes shining.

"Harley your such a clever girl sometimes but about her real name?" The Joker said getting interested in Harley's plan.

"Well that part was the clever bit your named after the Joker card, I'm named after the Harlequin clown so I thought Ace would be appropriate" she said getting up and sitting on the Jokers lap again.

"Y'know Harls you can think of the best ideas when you not being stupid" The joker cooed patting her head.

Harley grinned "Ok Puddin your turn now".

The Joker scratched his head "Geez a boy's name hmm..." he thought impatiently as he wanted to get this over with quickly. after a few minutes he bolted up "Jack...like the poker card and as for an alias Marcus Quinzelle" he suggested.

Harley hugged the Joker tightly wrapping her arms around his neck "Oh Puddin its perfect" she cooed nuzzling into his neck.

"Yes well I hope for your sake it's a girl" The Joker said.

"Why Puddin I thought you'd want a boy for sure" Harley said getting confused again.

The Joker chuckled "Oh pooh its simple your name is far better than mine and quite frankly a boy would try and overthrow me anyway" he said icily.

Harley giggled "Your right but I would never let that happen and neither would you" she said her eyes shining.

"Too right Harls now come here and give daddy some sugar" he teased licking his lips.

Harley wrapped leaned in towards the Joker and kissed him deeply cupping his cheek with one hand

The Joker placed his hands around her back and kissed her heavily enjoying the taste of her lips.


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