Remember, a script is merely just a reference. Not everything has to be followed through.

Declaimer: I own nothing belonging to Hetalia, only the idea for this play.


~*~A GLIMPSE OF HISTORY~*~

Cast

America- Alfred F. Jones

Young America- Peter Kirkland

Austria- Roderich Edelstein

Belgium- Emma Morgan

Canada- Matthew Williams

Young Canada and Young England- Dimitri Strain

China- Wang Yao

Denmark- Mathias Densen

England- Arthur Kirkland

Finland- Tino Vainamoinen

France- Francis Bonnefoy

Germany- Ludwig Beilschmidt

Greece- Heracles Karpusi

Holy Rome- Edwin Hubert Edelstein

Hungary- Elizabeta Hedervary

Ireland- Seamus Kirkland

Japan- Honda Kiku

Mexico- Jose Martinez Carriedo

The Netherlands/Holland- Tim Morgan

Norway- Lukas Bondevik

Ottoman Empire/Turkey- Sadik Adrian

The Philippines & Narrator 3- Maria Clara de la Cruz

Prussia- Gilbert Beilschmidt

Romano- Lovino Vargas

Young Romano- Erland Oxenstierna

Russia- Ivan Stravinsky

Scotland- Alistair Kirkland

Seychelles & Narrator 1- Michelle Gracing

Spain- Antonio Fernandez Carriedo

Sweden- Berwald Oxenstierna

Taiwan & Narrator 2- Wang Xiao Mei

Veneziano- Feliciano Vargas

Young Veneziano & Young France- Wendy Kirkland

Wales & King Henry III- Dylan Kirkland


Act I

Scene 1

NARRATOR 1: Let us venture back in time, and into the past long forgotten. Back to the time just after the Hundred Years War-

FRANCE: Tu killed mon amant, Angleterre!

ENGLAND: Oh, shut up France. You won the war didn't you?

PRUSSIA: Ja, but after he von zee Hundred Years Var, France lost all zee vars he had, after zat, against England. Hovefer bos continued to bicker, due to many different reasons zat zey could not see eye to eye viz, one of vich being France's beloved Jeanne d'Arc's unjust accusation of vitchcraft and her unfortunate deaz on a stake by England's hands.

NARRATOR: And the Wars of the Roses has finally ended between France and England. Back to the period historians regard of as the rise of the West, the period were explores began to venture far and wide, and the Ottoman Empire rises in Europe. The 16th century. We start our story off with the northern European nations once known for their Vikings.

(Curtain opens and Norway enters from the middle screen)

DENMARK: (Enters from stage right and runs to Norway and hugs him from behind, crying) Norge!

NORWAY: (Startled) D-Danmark! (Norway tries to push Denmark off and doesn't reply.)

DENMARK: Sverige og Finland ran away from me! You're not going to run away too, are you? … Hey, hey! Let's get married, Norge!

NORWAY: (wide eyed and frozen) HVA?

DENMARK: (Smiles) Yeah, let's get married! (Whimpers) I don't want you to leave me.

NORWAY: Aldri. (Drags them over to the exist)

DENMARK: Norge~!

NORWAY: Nei.

(Both exits through stage left)

NARRATOR 2: The year 1523, Finland and Sweden declared independence from Denmark, ending the Kalmar Union between the four Nordic nations. Following this event, Denmark recognizes Norway as a follower and they form a sort of double-kingdom between each other. Now, we move down to the middle of Europe, to one of the Germanic countries known as Austria. In the year 1529, the Ottoman Empire attempted to seize the capital of Austria, igniting The First Siege Of Vienna.

(Middle Screen moves away to reveal Austria.)

AUSTRIA: Damned that Turke! He took Hungary!

SPAIN: (Enters from stage left) Need a hand, Austria?

AUSTRIA: (shocked) Spanien?

(Spain smiles as he held his axe across his shoulder. The two shakes hands. A laughing Ottoman Empire enters with France. Austria and Spain turns around.)

OTTOMAN: (points) Avusturya! Prepare to become mine!

FRANCE: (smiles) Bonjour mon ami. It seems we are on the opposite side this time, oui?

SPAIN: (smiles) Si! It would seem so!

(All fight, but the vicious force of Spain and Austria quickly took down Ottoman and France.)

AUSTRIA: This doesn't even compare to Preußen. (Turns and exits through the middle)

SPAIN: I'll meet up with you and Prusia later for a drink, k Francia! (Exit through stage left)

(France and Ottoman exit through stage right.)

NARRATOR 3: In the northern realm of Europe and Asia lies a country covered in white snow. However, the snow begins to turn red with the blood of its people.

(Middle screen opens to show Russia sitting on the ground, a hand on his eyes as tears flew down his face. Then, he smiles evilly and laughs creepily.)

NARRATOR 3: Russia, in the year 1547, was ruled by a tsar known as Ivan IV, who was doubled as Ivan the Terrible for his cruelty. And now we shift our story back farther south of Europe, to a small country on the Mediterranean Sea. The Italian Wars has finally ended in 1559, and the two victors of the war separated the North and South of Italy amongst themselves.

(Middle screen opens to reveal two children, one dressed as a girl and the other a boy, sitting with their backs toward each other. The one on stage left was crying. Spain enters from stage right and Austria from stage left. Both walked up to the children.)

AUSTRIA: The northern part of Italien, Veneziano.

(The crying child looked up.)

AUSTRIA: From today onward, you will be coming to live with me in Holy Roman Empire's house.

(Austria holds out a hand and Veneziano takes it. They got up and left, the child looking back at his brother in sadness, who also looked back at him with a frown on his face, but Austria dragged Veneziano away through stage left.)

SPAIN: (smiles) Hola, you must be Romano, the southern half of Italia, si?

YOUNG ROMANO: (looks up with irritation) Yeah, and what of it, jarkass. (Crosses his arms in annoyance)

SPAIN: Estoy Espana. You'll be coming to live with me from now on, okay? (Reached out a hand)

YOUNG ROMANO: Yeah, whatever. (Takes the hand and stands up. He looks back) It's not like I liked that little shit anyways.

(The song Owaranai el sol begins as Spain steps up front)

SPAIN: (Tried to get Romano to dance) Whoa, what's this? This feeling- heart thumping, excitement!

Nice to meet'cha, amigo!

(Smiles down at the frowning and crossed arms Romano. Gets down to Romano's height)

You could do your work now and then…

(Pet's Romano's head) Hey, just a little is fine!

(Romano, frowning, runs off)

SPAIN: (Smiles) I'm counting on ya, senor! (Gets up and turns to audience)

Words alone aren't enough for everything I want to convey

With all my feelings, fusosofuso

Tell me what rhythm and steps you like.

Let's dance together!

In this round, round world, let's cross over the seven seas

We'll demolish all those national borders!

CHORUS: That'd be great, right? OLE!

SPAIN: With the rain that pours down, let's create a rainbow bridge in out hearts.

With the never ending el sol

It's easy-peasy, for sure, probably! As long as there are tomatoes and churros.

C'mon, let me see you smile, amigo!

Even if you sigh a lot and make such grumpy facial expressions

Play nice with me, senor!

I have a hard time reading the atmosphere, but don't be mad! Fusosofuso

I'll play my favorite song for you, so let's sing together!

In this round, round world, let's cross the seven seas

We'll demolish all those national borders!

CHORUS: That'd be great, right? OLE!

SPAIN: With the rain that pours down, let's create a rainbow bridge in out hearts.

With the never ending el sol… (Dance)

Words alone aren't enough for everything I want to convey

With all my feelings, fusosofuso

Tell me what rhythm and steps you like

Let's dance together!

In this round, round world, let's cross the seven seas

We'll demolish all those national borders!

CHORUS: That'd be great, right? OLE!

SPAIN: With the rain that pours down, let's create a rainbow bridge in out hearts.

With the never ending el sol!

In this round, round world, let's cross the seven seas

We'll demolish all those national borders!

CHORUS: That'd be great, right? OLE!

SPAIN: With the rain that pours down, let's create a rainbow bridge in out hearts.

With the never-ending el sol!

YOUNG ROMANO: (Runs back out through stage right, reaching for Spain) SPAIN!

(Ottoman follows him out and stands before them.)

SPAIN: Ottoman? What is the meaning of this?

YOUNG ROMANO: (tearfully, gripping on Spain's coat) S-Spagna, I'm scared.

(Spain lays a protective hand on his back while glaring at Ottoman.)

OTTOMAN: (smiles wickedly) Merhaba Ispanya. (Looks down at Romano) You got something good there. (Looks up at Spain) Mine if I take him off your hand?

(Spain and Ottoman fights while Romano stands off to the side and watches, crying. Spain wins and comes back to him. He kneels down and pets Romano's head with a smile. Netherlands walks out stage right while Ottoman exits through the middle screen.)

SPAIN: (stands and turns, narrows his eyes) Netherlands.

(Young Romano looks back and forth at them, standing by Spain's side.)

NETHERLANDS: Spanje.

(The two stared at each other for a moment)

NETHERLANDS: I want my independence.

SPAIN: (Laughs) And you think I'll give it to you that easily? Please!

NETHERLANDS: (Points at Spain) Then I guess this is war. (Exit right stage)

BELGIUM: (Runs out from stage left) Spain! Spain!

(Spain turns around and Belgium stops in front of him. She looked past him.)

BELGIUM: Was that brother? (Looks at Spain) What was he here for?

SPAIN: (Smiles) It's nothing. He just wanted his independence.

BELGIUM: (a little sad) Oh, and did you-?

SPAIN: (Smiles sadly) No. Now, did you need something, mi Bella?

BELGIUM: Ah, yes. It's Engeland. He's at it again!

(The song Armada Death begins to play.)

SPAIN: (angry) Damn him. He promised! He tricked me! I think it's time I teach him a lesson.

(Belgium takes young Romano's hand and exits through the middle screen.)

SPAIN: (Smiles and raises his axe) Rise up, my Armadas! It's time to sink Inglaterra!

ENGLAND: (Enters from stage right) Who did you say you were going to sink, Spain?

SPAIN: Inglaterra! You lied to me! (Swings his axe and runs for England)

(England runs up to meet him and the two battles, all the while signing the song Armada Death.)

SPAIN: (glaring hatefully, sings) On that dark ship on the sea, a demon is smiling.

SPAIN & ENGLAND: (England smirks) "Good thing you came,"

SPAIN: He said.

(Both pulls back, Spain still glaring at a smirking England.)

SPAIN: Uncaring of people's feelings. (Holds out his hand and looks up) I'll protect this country, oh! I'll protect this lackey. (Glares at England) As long as I can do that, I don't care about anything else. (Charges at England again and the two crosses blade once more)

ENGLAND: (sings) With all my strength, shall I make you sink? There's no need for two suns in this world. Your last moment has arrived; realize all that you've lost. (Pulls back, stands after slashing his blade and smirks) How amusing. Is this "Invincible Armada" of yours all that you've got? (England charges at Spain.) I won't let you get away.

ENGLAND & SPAIN: I don't care if you die. I don't care if you fall. (Both leaped away from each other, still glaring.)

ENGLAND: (Turns to audience and walks up stage right) "The battle between Good and Evil", that's nothing but labels by egoistic humans. (Pulls his sword him to his face, looking manic) Will you let this kind of hypocrisy deceive you? If there's an enemy, all I have to do (holds out his hand as if ruling the world) is submerge them. (Turns to Spain, pointing his sword at him) I won't allow you to beg for your life. (Slashes his sword down)

SPAIN: (Spain walks up stage left and swings his axe) Beheading with my axe that could cut even the ocean to pieces. (Turns and points to England with a smirk) Now, I'll make you regret waiting for me here.

(The two ran at each other and crosses blade.)

SPAIN: Realize this sun, that could even burn away the oceans, will never lose its spirit! How amusing. This can't be all you've got, can it? C'mon, come fight me!

ENGLAND & SPAIN: (the two stands back-to-back) We don't care if the land disappears. I don't care if you disappear. I don't care anymore. (Breaks apart and turn on each other, fighting again)

(The middle screen opens to reveal Young Romano, standing in between a smiling Belgium and Netherlands, holding a tomato.)

SPAIN: What I wanted to protect were the peaceful mornings, and laughing with my lackeys; (holds hands to heart and smiles down warmly) warm days like that. (Reaches up with one hand) The glory from the time when I ruled over the grand ocean… If those valuable things won't ever return to me, then… (Turns sharply to look at the audience, determined) I won't turn back. (Turns to England) With all my strength, how about I make you sink? Since this world doesn't need two suns.

ENGLAND: Your last moments has arrived, realize all that you have lost. (Mockingly) How amusing. Is this "Invincible Armada" of yours at that low level?

ENGLAND & SPAIN: I won't let you get away. (Fight) No matter what you do, I won't be beaten. I don't care if you fall. (England grabs Spain's collar) If you die… (England pushes Spain down and places his foot on his chest) If the land disappears… (He holds his sword at Spain's neck.) I don't care if you disappear. (England smirks while Spain glares in hatred)

(Song ends.)

SPAIN: (frustrated) Damn it, Inglaterra! I'll definitely sock you in the face one of these days!

ENGLAND: (smiles evilly) I dare you to try it. (Place his sword across his shoulder and takes his foot off Spain's chest) I'll let you go this time. (Turns around) Come back when you want more, Spain. (Glances back and smirks) I'll be waiting. (Leaves through stage right)

(France enters from the screen and helps Spain up. But then the two got into another fight (that France ignited), and France drops Spain and leaves through the middle, as Spain weakly reached out a hand. Spain gets up and exits through the middle.)


The reason not all of them are italicized is because my mouse was being difficult with me and i didn't feel like retyping all of them.