The Making of the Parasite Eve Movie!

The problems the cast had while making the movie.

Directed by Chris Rock.

1 Cast

Aya Brea-Pamela Anderson Lee

"The three of us are made for the spotlight."

Melissa Pearce-Madonna

"Look, I brought my own make up and bras."

Daniel Dollis-Mr.T

"I pity da fool who didn't realize my acting skills from the A-team"

Kuniko Maeda-Jackie Chan

"Dis role too boring"

2 Featuring

Sean Connery as Chief Baker

Frankie Muniz as Ben

Scooby Doo as Sheeva

David Duchoveny as Professeur Clamp

Vanilla Ice as Wayne





Problems started instantly. Outside of the Carnagie Hall two men were rapping "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Mother Mother Fuck, Mother Mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck noise noise noise..." This caused numerous delays until the store owners that they were in front of got a restraining order.

Pamela refused to walk. Instead she jogged in slow motion. Then Madonna failed to sing opera. She decided to sing a parody of her own song called Like a Mutant.

In the first Eve battle Madonna dodged all bullets in slow motion. She eventually started wearing black trenchcoats and sunglasses.

More delays arose when Pamela's dress "accidentally" ripped open causing all male crew members to faint in pleasure.

Frankie Muniz recieved a broken back when rehearsing a hug scene with Mr. T. Gary Coleman replaced him.

Pamela could not be found. She was later seen leaving Vanilla Ice's dressing room. Madonna confronted her seeing she had extra hairgel hanging on her ear. Madonna used it to spike her hair for the oncoming scene.

Sean Connery kept complaining of boredom. He left for one day to perform on Celebrity Jeopardy. He apparently lost.

Luke Perry was on set as Pamela's guest. David went up to him with a serious expression and said "Luke, I am your father." Luke left immediately. Pamela got pissed and they talked it out in David's room. For some reason David and Vanilla Ice got in a fight. They sorted it out in her dressing room.

Chris Rock killed Scooby Doo for humping his leg. Wonder dog replaced him.

Madonna went missing. She was found on a street curb outside of a small coffee house. She was beaten. Apparently she said the phrase "sounds like you were on a break." She tried covering her bruises by layering her face in make up. Drew Carey made fun of her and made her cry. Masquera stained her wardrobe.

In the scene where Aya visits Wayne disco music is playing and Jackie and Vanilla Ice were bobbing their heads like idiots. Pamela got close and they rammed her back and forth with their crotches. Pam enjoyed it.

On the roof of the hospital Vin Diesel jumped out of nowhere dressed like a golem soldier. Chris explained he wasn't needed for two years.

Finally the movie was done and it was a big flop. I'm not sure I will produce the sequel.