Open Your Heart
Parody Mix
Prologue
It was a peaceful night in the city of Station Square. People were winding down, leaving their jobs, and going home spend the night with their families. It was almost entirely quiet and peaceful.
"AWWW YEAH, THIS IS HAPPENIN"
I did say almost, didn't I?
This random outburst had pretty much woken up every person with working ears in the vicinity. The source of the outburst could be identified as a 3 foot tall blue hedgehog wearing red sneakers, white gloves, and an extremely stupid grin.
Sonic the Hedgehog stood triumphantly on a random rooftop at the center of the city, looking extremely pleased with his view. "Now this is the perfect vacation spot! No smartass foxes, stalker girlfriends, or gullible echidnas in sight." He grinned, taking in the night air. He listened. Complete Silence. No smart ass remarks, dumbass remarks, or creepy-ass remarks. It was perfect here.
Of course, it wouldn't last.
The sound of wailing sirens pierced the silence like Amy Rose pierces Sonic's personal space. He looked down to the street just in time to see police cars peel by at breakneck speed, one tearing into the sidewalk and rear ending a poor man. They turned around a corner and vanished from sight.
Sonic sighed. Can't he just visit ONE PLACE without it needing saving? He decided he'd ignore it. Maybe the natives here could defend themselves.
Sonic happened to look down again too witness what appeared to be a red ball of light follow the trail of the scene. Wait, floating red balls of light? Was he tripping? Did Amy drug his food again? He looked around, no blinding bright pink. He was safe.
Sonic turned his attention back toward the scene of the crime." Don't worry about it" Sonic thought to himself. The police are probably handling the saturation right now. Just relax and enjoy your vaca-
"SWEET FREAKING JESUS WHAT IS THAT THING?"
Sonic winced. Okay, maybe it's a little paranormal, but that doesn't mean it has anything to do with the chaos emeralds, or eggman. Oh who the hell was he kidding. This had Eggman written all over it in all fucking caps.
But still, the police could probably handle it.
"OH MY GOD, IT GOT JOHNSON."
Okay, maybe two or three of them would die, but hey, that's the police are there for right? They don't need Sonic's help, right.
"OH GOD THE PAIN. IT"S GOING TO KILL US ALL OF WE DON'T GET HELP.."
Well, they don't need HIM, right? they have back up for this kinda thing.
"OH, JUST GET OVER HERE YOU SPINY BLUE PRICK"
Sonic sighed. A hero's work is never done. He leaped off the building. He then thought about that "Laws of "Physics" thing Tails is always going on about and realized this fall would probably kill him. Luckily, he Landed on something soft.
"OW! YOU JERK!"
Sonic realized that what he had landed on happened to be the man that was rear ended a few minutes ago. He grinned, "Thanks dude!" He dashed off after the sirens and the light.
"Wait, aren't you going to call an ambulance or something? I'm kind of dying here!"
But alas, Sonic was already headed towards whatever shit Eggman was up to now.
Yeah, this one was kinda slow, but the next chapter will go by quicker. This was more of a test chapter.
