"Wonder why there are so many stars in the sky?"
"If you say something cheesy I swear I will throw your things of this cliff."
"Aww why you gotta be like that Moony? I was just trying to be romantic."
"You can't be romantic. It's not in you anywhere."
"Moony!! What's the matter with you? You've been really grumpy and moody lately. Are you upset about something?"
"What can I possibly be upset over?"
"Maybe you're upset over the fact that the Ministry won't let us adopt children. Or you could be angry that we've been trying to for years to have kids and nothing has worked."
"I thought I told you never to speak of that again. You know how it affects me."
"Nothing will change if we don't talk about it Moony. You know that I love you no matter what happens. We'll get our children someday. And when we do we're going to spoil them rotten till they get sick of us. You just wait."
"…Sirius?"
"Yes Remus?"
"What would you say if I told you…"
"Told me what? Nothing bad has happened has it?!"
"No, nothing like that. Just…I can show you better than I can tell you."
"What the- Moony what are you doing with my hand?"
"Shut up for a second. I want you to be perfectly still and silent for me. Ok?"
"Sure but I don't know what fo- Ohmigod."
"I figured it would be better this way…"
"Ohmigod ohmigod Ohmigod. Was that a lump I just felt? And did it just move?!"
"Yes it did Sirius but you're gonna have to calm down because-"
"Merlin!! We're gonna be daddies!!"
"Sirius. I know you're happy but really-"
"Ohmigod what are we going to do?! We need to buy diapers and a crib and get a doctor ready!! There's no time man!!"
"Padfoot!! Ugh for the love of-"
"I'm gonna be a daddy!! I'm gonna be a daddy!! So that's why you've been so cranky! I figured you were just pissed about the full moon or something!!"
"Sirius Black!!"
"Yes Remus Lupin?"
"Finally. Now that I've got your attention. What were you going to say about the stars?"
"The stars? Oh yeah the stars. Wonder why there are so many stars in the sky Moony?"
"Sure Padfoot. Why are there so many?"
"Because they all want to be close to your loveliness!!"
"Sirius?"
"What is it?"
"That was horrible you know."
"Yeah. But it's the thought that counts."
"Exactly. Now keep rubbing my stomach. That feels really good."
"Anything you say Moony. Anything you say."
