What's up everyone!!! I've noticed that there aren't enough X-Men Evolution Musicals. So here's one just full of random songs. Oh and just a note the songs and speaking parts during the songs will be in script form. Just a little info Wanda (the scarlet witch) is on the X-Men thanx to Kateii. Tabby (Boom Boom) is in the brotherhood. Mystique isn't there and Lance and Peitro both have jobs. Oh and Peitro is gay.
DISCLAMER: I do not know who owns X-Men Evolution but it is not me. The songs are owned by the artist that I put down. The things I do own are Kateii and Meloney. Mine and my friend's OCs NO STEALS.
Magneto sat there fiddling with his pen when in walks his newest project.
"Welcome Meloney," Magneto said looking up from his fascinating pen fiddling.
"The names Rocket, Punk Rocket. How may I be of your assistance?" she said. Punk Rocket stepped into the light giving Magneto a better view of her violet skin and electric blue hair.
"I need you to cast a little spell for me," Magneto said with a sly grin on his face.
Hours later at the Institute for Gifted Young People (X-Mansion)
Kateii woke up drenched in sweat. It was the same guy that she had seen in her dreams many times before. Who was he? What was he? Where was he?
"It seems like every time I fall asleep he comes back to see me, but when I'm awake he disappears." Kateii said as she walked out onto her balcony. Music starts playing in the background.
"Everywhere"
By
Michelle Branch
in the fan fic song sung entirely by Kateii
Turn
it inside out so I can see Just
tell me how I got this far 'Cause you're
everywhere to me I recognize the way you make me feel 'Cause you're everywhere to me I am not alone
And when I touch your hand 'Cause
you're everywhere to me You're in everyone I see
The part of you that's drifting over
me
And when I wake you're, you're never there
But when I
sleep you're, you're everywhere
You're everywhere
Just tell me why you're here and who
you are
'Cause every time I look
You're never there
And
every time I sleep
You're always there
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're
everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone
I'm
not alone
It's hard
to think that
You might not be real
I sense it now, the
water's getting deep
I try to wash the pain away from me
Away
from me
And when I close
my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know
That makes me
believe
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
Whoa, oh, oooh, oh
It's
then I understand
The beauty that's within
It's now that we
begin
You always light my way
I hope there never comes a day
No matter where I go
I always feel you so
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not
alone
'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I catch my
breath
It's you I breathe
You're everything I know
That
makes me believe
I'm not alone
So tell me
Do you see me?
Kateii's song finishes and she clasp back on to her bed and goes to sleep.
The next day at the Brotherhood's house
"Gosh I'm starving," Freddy said staring at the empty cabinets.
"You're always hungry so that news is old," Lance shot back.
"Chill Lance we're a little hungry," Toad said snatching up flies while talking.
"Yeah easy for you to say, you have an unlimited food source," Lance was now glaring at Toad.
"You think I like eating bugs everyday?!?" Toad was now yelling. Peitro was just sitting at the table humming a tune. When suddenly he starts singing.
Food Glorious Food
By the cast of Oliver
Sung by the Brotherhood teens
[Peitro
Is
it worth the waiting for?
If we live 'til eighty four
All we
ever get is gru...el!
Ev'ry day we say our prayer --
Will they
change the bill of fare?
Still we get the same old
gru...el!
[Toad
There
is not a cust, not a crumb can we find,
Can we beg, can we borrow,
or cadge,
[Lance
But
there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close
our eyes and imag...ine
[All
Food,
glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood
--
Cold jelly and custard!
[Lance
Pease
pudding and saveloys!
What next is the question?
[Peitro
Rich
gentlemen have it, boys --
In-di-gestion!
[All
Food,
glorious food!
We're anxious to try it.
Three banquets a day --
Our favourite diet!
[Freddy
Just picture a great big steak
--
Fried, roasted or stewed.
[All
Oh,
food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Glorous food.
Food,
glorious food!
What is there more handsome?
Gulped, swallowed
or chewed --
Still worth a kin's ransom,
[Toad
What
is it we dream about?
[Lance
Wat
brings on a sigh?
[Freddy
Piled
pieahes and cream , about
[All
Six
feet high!
Food, glorious food!
Eat right through the
menu.
Just loosen your belt
Two inches and then you
Work up
a new appetite.
In this interlude --
The food,
Once again,
food
Fabulous food,
Glorious food.
Food, glorious
food!
Don't care what it looks like
--
Burned!
Underdone!
Crude!
Don't care what the cook's
like.
[Toad
Just
thinking of growing fat --
Our senses go reeling
[Freddy
One
moment of knowing that
Full-up feeling!
[All
Food, glorious
food!
What wouldn't we give for
That extra bit more --
That's
all that we live for
Why should we be fated to
Do nothing but
brood
On food,
Magical food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous
food,
Fabulous food,
[Peitro
Beautiful food,
[All
Glorious food
"Wow that was magerly weird," Peitro said looking around at the other Brotherhood members.
"Just a little yo," Toad replied.
"Yeah well let's just blame it all on Peitro. We've got to go or we'll be late for school.
Bayville High
"Hey did any of you by any chance," Kateii started.
"Break out into song and dance," Toad said cutting her off.
"Uh yeah, who are you," Kateii looked at toad he looked like the guy from her dream.
"Beat it Tolansky she's with us," Kurt said putting his arm around Kateii.
"Wait she's a mutant," Toad asked utterly confused.
"Nice going Sir Genius," Kateii said punching Kurt in his arm.
"Ow!" Kurt yelped.
"Hey who's the gay guy over there," Kateii asked pointing her question more at Toad then at Kurt. Kurt was the one who answered because Toad was on his side laughing.
"That's Peitro and he's not gay," Kurt said smiling at Kateii.
"Um do you here what he's singing to Kitty," Kateii asked.
"No let's get closer," Kurt said and Kurt, Toad, and Kateii ran over.
I Like your Hair
By Scotty Vanity
Sung by Peitro (and a little Mel)
WARNING INCLUDES CUSS WORDS
Hey there,
I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Pshyeah,
I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Hey
bitches, my scalp itches
I'll do my own damn hair
Pshyeah
I
need more gel
My hair looks like hell
Fucking bitches
Oh My
God
Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads
looks at JeanMore like
dreadheads
Oh My God
Hey there, I like your hair
Who
does your hair?
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who
does your hair?
I wanna go there
Let's get a dike
spike
Are those highlights?
That's a great color
Ooooh
Let's
totally get a perm
Pshyeah
Time to retouch those
roots
Bitches
Oh My God
Blondes, Brunettes,
Redheads
looks at JeanMore like dreadheads
Oh My God
Hey
there, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go
there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna
go there
Where's my flat iron?
Where's my flat
iron?
Where's my flat iron?
Where's my flat iron?
Where's
my flat iron?
Where's my flat iron
What a slut
[Mel
excuse me
[Peitro
But
I like your cut
[Mel
oh
really?
Totally
You're such a slut
[Mel
You
still think I'm a slut?
[Peitro
Definitely
Blondes,
Brunettes, Redheads
looks at JeanMore like dreadheads
Oh My
God
Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I
wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I
wanna go there
Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your
hair?
I wanna go there
Oh My God
Oh My God
Oh My
God
looks at JeanJust shave it off
"Yep that sounds pretty gay to me," Kurt said, "I'm gonna go wash my brain out now." He walks off slowly staring into space. Todd turns around and looks at Kateii. Her long brown hair was flowing in the breeze and her ice blue eyes sparkled in the early morning sun. Kateii didn't care. She was too busy looking at the new girl.
"Hey I'm Kateii," she said in a cheerful tone.
"I'm Mel, nice to meet you. Although I don't think I'm going to fit in that well," Mel dropped her head letting her lose blond hair hang freely.
"Oh you've got to be kidding me. Consider yourself," Kateii said with a little piano in the back ground.
"Consider yourself," Peitro and Toad said getting into the rhythm.
"Consider yourself," Jean and Scott said in unison.
Consider Yourself
By Oliver
Sung by Kateii, Peitro, Toad, Scott, Jean, and Mel
Consider
yourself at home.
Consider yourlef one of the familhy.
We've
taken to you so strong.
It's clear we're going to get
along.
Consider yourself well in
Consider yourslef par to the
furniture.
There isn't a lot to spare.
Who cares?..What ever
we've goin we share!
If it should chance to be
We should
see
Some harder days
Empty larder days
Why grouse?
Alsyas
a-chance we'll meet
Somebody
To foot the bill
Then the
drinks are on the house!
Consider yourself our mate.
We do't
want to have no fuss,
For after some consideration, we can
state...
Consider yourself
One of us!
Consider yourself...
[MEL
At home?
[KATEII
Consider
yourself...
[MEL
One of the family
[TOAD
We've
taken to you
[MEL
So strong
[JEAN
It's
clear...we're...
[ALL
Going to get
along
[PEITRO
Consider yourself...
[SCOTT
Well
in!
[KATEII
Consider yourself...
[TOAD
Part of
the furniture
[MEL
There isn't a lot to spare
[ALL
Who
cares?
Whatever we got we share
[SCOTT
Nobody tries to
be lah-di-dah or uppity--
There a cup-o'-tea for all.
[ALL
Only
it's wise to be handy wiv a rolling pin
Whne the landlord omes to
call!
random dancing
[PEITRO
Consider
yourself
Our mate.
We don't want to have no fuss
[ALL
For
after some consideration we can sate
[MEL
Considter
yourself
[JEAN
Yes!
[ALL
One of us!
[SCOTT,
JEAN
Consider yourself at home...
We've taken to you so
strong.
[PEITRO
Consider
yourself well in...
There isn't a lot to spare
If it should
chance to be
[TOAD, KATEII
We should
see
Some harder days
Empty larder days --
Why
grouse?
Always a chane we'll meet
Somebody
To food the bill
--
Then the drinks are on the house!
[ALL
Consider yourself
our mate.
We don't want to have no fuss
For after some
consideration, we can state...
Consider yourself...
One of
us!
[PEITRO
Consider yourself
[ALL
At
home.
[KATEII
We've taken to you
[ALL
So
strong
[TOAD
Consider yourself
[ALL
Well
in.
There isn't a lot to spare.
Nobody tries to be lah-di-dah
or uppity.
There's a cup-o'-tea for all
Only it's wise to be
handy wiv a rolling pin
Wen the landlord comes to call
Consider
yourself our mate
We don't want to have no fuss
For after some
consideration we can state
Consider yourself
One of us...
For
after some consideration we can state
Consider yourself...
One
of us!
If it should chance to be
We should see some harder
days,
Empyt larder days,
Why grouse?
Always a chance we'll
meet
Somebody to foot the bill.
Then the drinks are on the
house.
Consider yourself at home.
Consider yourself one of
the family.
We've taken to you so strong.
It's clear we're
going to get along.
Consider yourself well in.
Consider
yourself part of the furniture.
There isn't a lot to spare.
Who
cares?
Whatever we've got we share.
If it should chance to
be
We should see some harder days,
Empty larder days,
Why
grouse?
Always a chance we'll meet
Somebody to foot the
bill.
Then the drinks are on the house.
Consider yourself
our mate.
We don't want to have no fuss
For after some
considertaion we can state
Consider yourself...
One of us!!
"Well this school is definitely different," Mel said laughing at the song.
"Yeah sorry about the random songs it's only been going on a short while," Jean laughed to and handed Mel her books.
"Hey you have the same first period as me. I'll take you there," Scott so graciously offered.
"Okay that sounds awesome," Mel smiled and took the books from Jean. The day went by pretty good, a few songs here and there. For some reason Todd couldn't get Kateii out of his head. Was this the feeling that was supposed to be known as love? He never felt it before and he heard it made you weaker. He heard lots of stories of love and heartbreak. He recalled the stories he heard, the ones that other brotherhood members had told him. Todd fiddled with his pencil in math. Kateii wasn't in this class.
"Mr. Tolansky?" Mr. Robert's asked him.
"Huh," was his only respond.
"The answer to the question Mr. Tolansky," He snapped back angrily.
Todd hadn't been paying any attention so his only response was, "I don't want to answer the question."
"Oh you don't, well it seems like you don't want a lot of things. Can you give us another example Mr. Tolansky?" Mr. Roberts was attempting to teach him a lesson.
"Well I don't want to be like the people in the stories and I don't want to fall," Todd's head was facing down now.
"What stories," Mr. Roberts asked curiously. A strange beat could be heard. Todd jumped up on his desk.
I don't want to fall in love (Dance Floor Anthem)
By Good Charlotte
Sung by Todd (toad) Tolansky
She's
going out to forget they were together
She's
going out to forget they were together
All that time he was taking
her for granted
She wants to see if there's more
than he gave
she's looking for
He calls her up
He's trippin on the
phone now
He doesn't want her out there
And alone now
He
knows she's movin it
Knows she's using it
Now he's losing
it
She don't care
Everybody put up your hands
Say I
don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna be in love
Feel the
beat now
If you've got nothing left
Say I don't wanna be in
love
I don't wanna be in love
Back it up now
You've got
a reason to live
Say I don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna
be in love
Feelin' good now
Don't be afraid to get down
Say
I don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna be in love
He
was always giving her attention
Looking hard to find the things
she mentioned
He was dedicated
But most suckers hate it
That
girl was fine
But she didn't appreciate him
She calls him
up
She's tripping on the phone now
He had to get up
And he
ain't comin home now
He's tryin to forget her
That's how
we come with him
When he first met her
When they first got
together
Everybody put up your hands
Say I don't wanna be
in love
I don't wanna be in love
Feel the beat now
If
you got nothing left
Say I don't wanna be in love
I don't
wanna be in love
Back it up now
You got a reason to live
Say
I don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna be in love
Feelin'
good now
Don't be afraid to get down
Say I don't wanna be
in love
I don't wanna be in love
To the beat (x3)
You
got nothing to lose
Don't be afraid to get down
We break
up
It's something that we do now
Everyone has got to do it
sometime
It's okay, let it go
Get out there and find
someone
It's too late to be trippin' on the phone here
Get
off the wire
You know everything is good here
Stop what you're
doin'
You don't wanna ruin
The chance that you got to
find
a new one
Everybody put up your hands
Say I don't wanna
be in love
I don't wanna be in love
Feel the beat now
If
you got nothing left
Say I don't wanna be in love
I don't
wanna be in love
Back it up now
You got a reason to live
Say
I don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna be in love
Feelin'
good now
Don't be afraid to get down
Say I don't wanna be
in love
I don't wanna be in love
Nooo...Noooo
Now you know what to do, so come on feelin' good t
"That
will be quiet enough from youer
for granted
She wants to see if there's more
"
