What's up everyone!!! I've noticed that there aren't enough X-Men Evolution Musicals. So here's one just full of random songs. Oh and just a note the songs and speaking parts during the songs will be in script form. Just a little info Wanda (the scarlet witch) is on the X-Men thanx to Kateii. Tabby (Boom Boom) is in the brotherhood. Mystique isn't there and Lance and Peitro both have jobs. Oh and Peitro is gay.

DISCLAMER: I do not know who owns X-Men Evolution but it is not me. The songs are owned by the artist that I put down. The things I do own are Kateii and Meloney. Mine and my friend's OCs NO STEALS.

Magneto sat there fiddling with his pen when in walks his newest project.

"Welcome Meloney," Magneto said looking up from his fascinating pen fiddling.

"The names Rocket, Punk Rocket. How may I be of your assistance?" she said. Punk Rocket stepped into the light giving Magneto a better view of her violet skin and electric blue hair.

"I need you to cast a little spell for me," Magneto said with a sly grin on his face.

Hours later at the Institute for Gifted Young People (X-Mansion)

Kateii woke up drenched in sweat. It was the same guy that she had seen in her dreams many times before. Who was he? What was he? Where was he?

"It seems like every time I fall asleep he comes back to see me, but when I'm awake he disappears." Kateii said as she walked out onto her balcony. Music starts playing in the background.

"Everywhere"
By Michelle Branch

in the fan fic song sung entirely by Kateii

Turn it inside out so I can see
The part of you that's drifting over me
And when I wake you're, you're never there
But when I sleep you're, you're everywhere
You're everywhere

Just tell me how I got this far
Just tell me why you're here and who you are
'Cause every time I look
You're never there
And every time I sleep
You're always there

'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone
I'm not alone

I recognize the way you make me feel
It's hard to think that
You might not be real
I sense it now, the water's getting deep
I try to wash the pain away from me
Away from me

'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone
I'm not alone

I am not alone
Whoa, oh, oooh, oh

And when I touch your hand
It's then I understand
The beauty that's within
It's now that we begin
You always light my way
I hope there never comes a day
No matter where I go
I always feel you so

'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone
'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I catch my breath
It's you I breathe
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone

You're in everyone I see
So tell me
Do you see me?

Kateii's song finishes and she clasp back on to her bed and goes to sleep.

The next day at the Brotherhood's house

"Gosh I'm starving," Freddy said staring at the empty cabinets.

"You're always hungry so that news is old," Lance shot back.

"Chill Lance we're a little hungry," Toad said snatching up flies while talking.

"Yeah easy for you to say, you have an unlimited food source," Lance was now glaring at Toad.

"You think I like eating bugs everyday?!?" Toad was now yelling. Peitro was just sitting at the table humming a tune. When suddenly he starts singing.

Food Glorious Food

By the cast of Oliver

Sung by the Brotherhood teens

[Peitro

Is it worth the waiting for?
If we live 'til eighty four
All we ever get is gru...el!
Ev'ry day we say our prayer --
Will they change the bill of fare?
Still we get the same old gru...el!
[Toad

There is not a cust, not a crumb can we find,
Can we beg, can we borrow, or cadge,
[Lance

But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imag...ine
[All

Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood --
Cold jelly and custard!
[Lance

Pease pudding and saveloys!
What next is the question?

[Peitro
Rich gentlemen have it, boys --
In-di-gestion!
[All
Food, glorious food!
We're anxious to try it.
Three banquets a day --
Our favourite diet!
[Freddy
Just picture a great big steak --
Fried, roasted or stewed.
[All

Oh, food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Glorous food.
Food, glorious food!
What is there more handsome?
Gulped, swallowed or chewed --
Still worth a kin's ransom,

[Toad

What is it we dream about?
[Lance

Wat brings on a sigh?
[Freddy

Piled pieahes and cream , about
[All

Six feet high!
Food, glorious food!
Eat right through the menu.
Just loosen your belt
Two inches and then you
Work up a new appetite.
In this interlude --
The food,
Once again, food
Fabulous food,
Glorious food.
Food, glorious food!
Don't care what it looks like --
Burned!
Underdone!
Crude!
Don't care what the cook's like.
[Toad

Just thinking of growing fat --
Our senses go reeling
[Freddy

One moment of knowing that
Full-up feeling!
[All
Food, glorious food!
What wouldn't we give for
That extra bit more --
That's all that we live for
Why should we be fated to
Do nothing but brood
On food,
Magical food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Fabulous food,
[Peitro
Beautiful food,
[All

Glorious food

"Wow that was magerly weird," Peitro said looking around at the other Brotherhood members.

"Just a little yo," Toad replied.

"Yeah well let's just blame it all on Peitro. We've got to go or we'll be late for school.

Bayville High

"Hey did any of you by any chance," Kateii started.

"Break out into song and dance," Toad said cutting her off.

"Uh yeah, who are you," Kateii looked at toad he looked like the guy from her dream.

"Beat it Tolansky she's with us," Kurt said putting his arm around Kateii.

"Wait she's a mutant," Toad asked utterly confused.

"Nice going Sir Genius," Kateii said punching Kurt in his arm.

"Ow!" Kurt yelped.

"Hey who's the gay guy over there," Kateii asked pointing her question more at Toad then at Kurt. Kurt was the one who answered because Toad was on his side laughing.

"That's Peitro and he's not gay," Kurt said smiling at Kateii.

"Um do you here what he's singing to Kitty," Kateii asked.

"No let's get closer," Kurt said and Kurt, Toad, and Kateii ran over.

I Like your Hair

By Scotty Vanity

Sung by Peitro (and a little Mel)

WARNING INCLUDES CUSS WORDS

Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there

Hey bitches, my scalp itches
I'll do my own damn hair
Pshyeah
I need more gel
My hair looks like hell
Fucking bitches
Oh My God

Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads
looks at JeanMore like dreadheads
Oh My God

Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there

Let's get a dike spike
Are those highlights?
That's a great color
Ooooh
Let's totally get a perm
Pshyeah
Time to retouch those roots
Bitches
Oh My God

Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads
looks at JeanMore like dreadheads
Oh My God

Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there

Where's my flat iron?
Where's my flat iron?
Where's my flat iron?
Where's my flat iron?
Where's my flat iron?
Where's my flat iron

What a slut

[Mel

excuse me

[Peitro
But I like your cut

[Mel

oh really?
Totally
You're such a slut

[Mel
You still think I'm a slut?

[Peitro

Definitely

Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads
looks at JeanMore like dreadheads
Oh My God

Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there

Oh My God
Oh My God
Oh My God
looks at JeanJust shave it off

"Yep that sounds pretty gay to me," Kurt said, "I'm gonna go wash my brain out now." He walks off slowly staring into space. Todd turns around and looks at Kateii. Her long brown hair was flowing in the breeze and her ice blue eyes sparkled in the early morning sun. Kateii didn't care. She was too busy looking at the new girl.

"Hey I'm Kateii," she said in a cheerful tone.

"I'm Mel, nice to meet you. Although I don't think I'm going to fit in that well," Mel dropped her head letting her lose blond hair hang freely.

"Oh you've got to be kidding me. Consider yourself," Kateii said with a little piano in the back ground.

"Consider yourself," Peitro and Toad said getting into the rhythm.

"Consider yourself," Jean and Scott said in unison.

Consider Yourself

By Oliver

Sung by Kateii, Peitro, Toad, Scott, Jean, and Mel

Consider yourself at home.
Consider yourlef one of the familhy.
We've taken to you so strong.
It's clear we're going to get along.
Consider yourself well in
Consider yourslef par to the furniture.
There isn't a lot to spare.
Who cares?..What ever we've goin we share!

If it should chance to be
We should see
Some harder days
Empty larder days
Why grouse?
Alsyas a-chance we'll meet
Somebody
To foot the bill
Then the drinks are on the house!
Consider yourself our mate.
We do't want to have no fuss,
For after some consideration, we can state...
Consider yourself
One of us!

Consider yourself...

[MEL
At home?

[KATEII
Consider yourself...

[MEL
One of the family

[TOAD
We've taken to you

[MEL
So strong

[JEAN
It's clear...we're...

[ALL
Going to get along

[PEITRO
Consider yourself...

[SCOTT
Well in!

[KATEII
Consider yourself...

[TOAD
Part of the furniture

[MEL
There isn't a lot to spare

[ALL
Who cares?
Whatever we got we share

[SCOTT
Nobody tries to be lah-di-dah or uppity--
There a cup-o'-tea for all.

[ALL
Only it's wise to be handy wiv a rolling pin
Whne the landlord omes to call!

random dancing

[PEITRO
Consider yourself
Our mate.
We don't want to have no fuss

[ALL
For after some consideration we can sate

[MEL
Considter yourself

[JEAN
Yes!

[ALL
One of us!

[SCOTT, JEAN
Consider yourself at home...
We've taken to you so strong.
[PEITRO

Consider yourself well in...
There isn't a lot to spare
If it should chance to be
[TOAD, KATEII

We should see
Some harder days
Empty larder days --
Why grouse?
Always a chane we'll meet
Somebody
To food the bill --
Then the drinks are on the house!
[ALL
Consider yourself our mate.
We don't want to have no fuss
For after some consideration, we can state...
Consider yourself...
One of us!

[PEITRO
Consider yourself

[ALL
At home.

[KATEII
We've taken to you

[ALL
So strong

[TOAD
Consider yourself

[ALL
Well in.
There isn't a lot to spare.
Nobody tries to be lah-di-dah or uppity.
There's a cup-o'-tea for all
Only it's wise to be handy wiv a rolling pin
Wen the landlord comes to call

Consider yourself our mate
We don't want to have no fuss
For after some consideration we can state
Consider yourself
One of us...

For after some consideration we can state
Consider yourself...
One of us!

If it should chance to be
We should see some harder days,
Empyt larder days,
Why grouse?
Always a chance we'll meet
Somebody to foot the bill.
Then the drinks are on the house.

Consider yourself at home.
Consider yourself one of the family.
We've taken to you so strong.
It's clear we're going to get along.
Consider yourself well in.
Consider yourself part of the furniture.
There isn't a lot to spare.
Who cares?
Whatever we've got we share.

If it should chance to be
We should see some harder days,
Empty larder days,
Why grouse?
Always a chance we'll meet
Somebody to foot the bill.
Then the drinks are on the house.

Consider yourself our mate.
We don't want to have no fuss
For after some considertaion we can state
Consider yourself...
One of us!!

"Well this school is definitely different," Mel said laughing at the song.

"Yeah sorry about the random songs it's only been going on a short while," Jean laughed to and handed Mel her books.

"Hey you have the same first period as me. I'll take you there," Scott so graciously offered.

"Okay that sounds awesome," Mel smiled and took the books from Jean. The day went by pretty good, a few songs here and there. For some reason Todd couldn't get Kateii out of his head. Was this the feeling that was supposed to be known as love? He never felt it before and he heard it made you weaker. He heard lots of stories of love and heartbreak. He recalled the stories he heard, the ones that other brotherhood members had told him. Todd fiddled with his pencil in math. Kateii wasn't in this class.

"Mr. Tolansky?" Mr. Robert's asked him.

"Huh," was his only respond.

"The answer to the question Mr. Tolansky," He snapped back angrily.

Todd hadn't been paying any attention so his only response was, "I don't want to answer the question."

"Oh you don't, well it seems like you don't want a lot of things. Can you give us another example Mr. Tolansky?" Mr. Roberts was attempting to teach him a lesson.

"Well I don't want to be like the people in the stories and I don't want to fall," Todd's head was facing down now.

"What stories," Mr. Roberts asked curiously. A strange beat could be heard. Todd jumped up on his desk.

I don't want to fall in love (Dance Floor Anthem)

By Good Charlotte

Sung by Todd (toad) Tolansky

She's going out to forget they were together
She's going out to forget they were together
All that time he was taking her for granted
She wants to see if there's more
than he gave she's looking for

He calls her up
He's trippin on the phone now
He doesn't want her out there
And alone now
He knows she's movin it
Knows she's using it
Now he's losing it
She don't care

Everybody put up your hands
Say I don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna be in love
Feel the beat now
If you've got nothing left
Say I don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna be in love
Back it up now
You've got a reason to live
Say I don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna be in love
Feelin' good now
Don't be afraid to get down
Say I don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna be in love

He was always giving her attention
Looking hard to find the things she mentioned
He was dedicated
But most suckers hate it
That girl was fine
But she didn't appreciate him

She calls him up
She's tripping on the phone now
He had to get up
And he ain't comin home now
He's tryin to forget her
That's how we come with him
When he first met her
When they first got together

Everybody put up your hands
Say I don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna be in love
Feel the beat now

If you got nothing left
Say I don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna be in love
Back it up now
You got a reason to live
Say I don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna be in love
Feelin' good now
Don't be afraid to get down
Say I don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna be in love

To the beat (x3)
You got nothing to lose
Don't be afraid to get down

We break up
It's something that we do now
Everyone has got to do it sometime
It's okay, let it go
Get out there and find someone

It's too late to be trippin' on the phone here
Get off the wire
You know everything is good here
Stop what you're doin'
You don't wanna ruin
The chance that you got to
find a new one

Everybody put up your hands
Say I don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna be in love
Feel the beat now
If you got nothing left
Say I don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna be in love
Back it up now
You got a reason to live
Say I don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna be in love
Feelin' good now
Don't be afraid to get down
Say I don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna be in love

Nooo...Noooo

Now you know what to do, so come on feelin' good t

"That will be quiet enough from youer for granted
She wants to see if there's more

"