Hamilton was a poopoo head.
He went to Miss Maria's bed.
He broke Eliza's heart in half,
"I don't know who you are," she said
He couldn't seem to make her laugh.
He prized his spot on George's staff.
His son was shot to save his name.
His wife forgave on his behalf.
Eliza suffered through the shame;
When Alex died she lit the flame.
In killing burr would never win,
The world would never be the same.
They all responded to his sin,
But never did reject their kin.
So let the Hamilfans begin
To thank our genius playwright, Lin.
