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Okay this is a sequel to "The Evils of Pepsi" so I hope all ya'll like it…by the way thank you to all my lovely reviewers to the Evils of Pepsi and I hope you enjoy this one! Please continue with the reviews! You know I love them!! ^_^

Pepsi?! Coke?! AH!! What a world!!!!

Trowa: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! What is this garbage in the refrigerator?!?!?! I thought I told you that it was evil!!!!!! –yells-

Heero: Trowa…that's a ketchup bottle…not a Pepsi can….-peers over Trowa's shoulder-

Trowa: NO! not that!! –thinks for a moment- even though ketchup is evil too…but that's not what I'm talking about!! –points deeper into the depths of the never-ending fridge-

Duo: ooooooh that's where I put it…-reaches in and plucks out a coca cola can-

Trowa: -dives at Duo and grabs the coke can from his grasp- DUO!! BAKA! What are you doing?!?!

Duo: -wide eyed glare- Im thirsty? Is that okay? –takes the coke can back and snaps the top guzzling the drink down in a matter of seconds-

Trowa: noooooooooo!!!!! –runs around in circles screaming-

Quatre: -steps in and trips Trowa- is it just me or was that getting really annoying?

Trowa: Quatre!! How could you?! –runs off crying- I want my mommy!!

Wufei: -shakes his head- Injustice!

Heero: well…what now?

Duo: -gets a queasy look on his face as he starts to sway on his feet-

Quatre: -looks at Duo- uh…Duo? Are you alright?

Duo: -grows fangs and melts into a pile of coca-cola/Duo-goo-

Heero: -blink blink- uh….

Wufei: Duo stop with the fake vamp act! It doesn't work!

Duo: -gets up and brushes himself off- aww…and I was getting good at it too…

Quatre: -thwaps Duo- You scared me!!

Duo: -melts into another pile of goo-

Heero: haha very funny…but you already tried it.

Duo: -engulfs Quatre, turning him into a pile of coca-cola goo too-

Wufei: uhh…Heero…I don't think he is kidding anymore…

Heero: what are you talking about…its still him…he's not a killer coca-cola glob!

Trowa: -reappears- that's the first stage of coke withdrawal! He is in denial!

Wufei: -glares at Trowa- shut up you weak onna!!

Trowa: -grabs Wufei by the shoulders and shakes him- Get ahold of yourself man!!

Heero: -pokes at the DuoQuatreCoca-Colaglob with a pointy stick-

Duoglob: owww!! Don't do that!!

Heero: -jumps back- AHHH!! It talks!!

Trowa: -ties a red piece of material around his forehead and a machine gun mysteriously appears-

Wufei: Trowa…you've been watching too much t.v. you look like Rambo!

Trowa: do I really? Ahhh!! Noo!! -pauses- okay…that does it! –rips off the material and drops the gun on the ground- …this script is completely bogus! I am going to my room!! Where are my cigarettes?! –storms off down the hallway-

Heero: -blinkblink- uh…Trowa…where are you going?!

Trowa: -turns around and crushes the empty Pepsi can he is holding-

Wufei: okay…this is just strange

Trowa: -morphs into a Trowapepsigoothingy-

Heero: -pulls out his gun and starts to shoot at the Trowaglob-

Trowaglob: -recoils in horror-

Duo/Quatreglob: -takes over Wufeis body and makes him a glob as well-

Heero: …hn….-pulls out his cell phone and dials a number-

Duo/Quatre/Wufeiglob:-blinkblink-

Trowaglob: …..

Heero: yeah that's right…they are trying to kill me…you better get here quick…ahh! –says with a blank expression and no emotions in his voice-

** All of a sudden a bright pink limo pulls up and an enraged Relena jumps out waving a flame torch in the air wildly.

Relena: get back you evil scum!! Don't you even try to eat my Heero!! –jabs at the Trowaglob with the flame torch-

Heero: -sits back and lights a cigarette as he watches the fight-

** A few hours later a non globby Duo, Quatre, Trowa and Wufei sit panting on the ground with a still hysterical Relena.

Heero: -stands up and applauds his four comrades- bravo! Nice job…you almost had me fooled for a minute. But I have one question…what made you give up?

Quatre: -glares at Heero and then nodds towards Relena- what made me give up was when she tried to stick that flame thrower up my ass!

Duo: -blushes- oh sorry man…that was my braid…

Wufei: -pulls out a pair of scissors and cuts off Duo's braid- MUAHAHAHAHAA!!

Duo: -blinks a few times and then shrugs, pulls another braid out of his pocket and reattaches it to his head- there we go…all better

Wufei: injustice!

Trowa: hey…guys…what about her? –points at a bewildered Relena-

Heero: oh right…-walks over to Relena seductively- Im sorry hun…but you've seen too much…

Relena: what are you talking about!! Pagen!! Get over here now!! I want to go home!! –starts crying-

Heero: -Laughs maniacly- who Pagan…you mean him? –points over to Pagen who is still standing beside the pink limo-

Relena: yes I mean him!

Heero: but he's not who you think

Relena: what are you talking about?!

Pagan: I think he means this Miss. –pulls off a mask and reveals Dorothy, pointy eyebrows and all-

Relena: -screams and runs off as Dorothy tries to stab her with her eyebrows-

Trowa: -passes out Pepsi's to everyone-

Quatre: I thought you didn't like Pepsi…

Trowa: -winks and turns back into a pile of Pepsi goo eating the rest of the gundam pilots-



Trowa: MUAHAHAHAHAAA!! I AM EVIL!! –gets really close to the computer screen- I can see you! And I will get you! You will all convert to the dark side!! You will all be my slaves! I WILL PREVAIL!!!

Director: ENOUGH!! CUT CUT CUT!!!

All pilots: -burst out laughing and then retreat to their rooms until the next film shoot-

The End