Hey how you doing readers! This is Smitty Theories, aka Sir Smitty, here to bring you my first story! This will be a co-op written story, with my dear friend What If! We hope you enjoy this first chapter, made by What If herself!

Disclaimer: As much as I want to own Star vs the Forces of Evil, I don't and probably would ruin the entire show.

Nova and Connor belong to EVAunit42, I take no ownership of these characters at all. Go check out his stories while you're at it!


"Marco, remember when we used to do that?" Star asked.

"Huh?" Marco was confused until he looked outside. Nova and Connor seemed to be engaging in a fast pace, intense snow ball fight.

"Yeah, I remember when we used to do those little fights. It was really hard to teach you the concept." Marco responded to her question, grinning.

"I understood it eventually! After all, I kicked your butt once I got the hang of it." Star smugly said.

"Excuse me? The only reason you won is because you cheated." Marco accused.

"I beg your pardon, but give me one example of when I cheated." Even though she knew it was true, Star chose to be ignorant and prideful, just to upset Marco.

"Uh, let's see, using your wand to smother me in a blizzard, using it to build an impenetrable fortress of ice armed with cannons that shot hail, using your wand to create a tsunami of frozen treats, using your-"

"I said one! Jeez, no need to show off. Besides, I don't need a wand to kick your dorky butt." Star interrupted him, mid-rant.

"Is that a challenge, princess?"

"It's queen now, and yeah, unless you're too chicken to accept, 'Safe Kid'." That was the last straw.

Soon enough, Marco dragged her outside, and demanded a one on one between Star with Nova, vs Marco with Connor. The battle was... ballistic. Nova following in her mother's footsteps, and using the wand to her advantage, Star herself was holding up by gracefully dodging the snowballs chucked at her, even going so far as to catch one, Connor using another one of his inventions to produce and fire snowballs. It was working until it malfunctioned like usual, and exploded, spraying snow everywhere.

Marco was probably holding up the best, anticipating assaults and dodging them, even kicking, punching, and chopping snowballs into pieces. Soon enough, it was down to Star and Marco on a one on one royale. Oh, that was when the fun started. Nova and Connor were cheering them on, and you had to be ADHD to process and comprehend everything. "You aren't getting away that easily Marco!" "It's 'You are not', and yeah I am! You got no more tricks up your sleeve!" "Maybe, but I got you into my trap." "Huh?" Marco asked, confused, until he looked up, only to see a large branch above him, with layers of snow on top of it.

"Oh no." Marco tried to move out of the way, but it was too late. A second later, and Marco was on the ground, covered in snow. "I can't believe I fell for that..." "Don't take the loss to hard, dad. Mom's kind of a boss." "Yeah, I can't deny that, she is pretty amazing." "Pretty amazing? Please, I'm freaking awesome. Always was awesome, always will be." "Yeah, yeah. Nice move Starlight." He moved his face closer to hers, and she readied herself for a kiss, only to be met with a whisper. "But this is a better one."

Star found herself with a face full of snow. And she was pissed. When she regained her vision, she was met with a running and laughing Marco. "I'm gonna kill you, ya dork!" Star laughed as she chased after him. "It's 'you dork'!" Marco yelled in the distance. "Your parents are awesome." Connor said. "Yeah, you should now that already, considering I have their combined awesomeness." "Don't get cocky, Novy." "Shut it, Four Eyes."


And that's all for today. If you want to prompt a story, I'm open to suggestions. If you liked it, feel free to Rate and Review. This was Sir Smitty, and I am out. See you in the next fanfic!you disgusting animal...