Ode to the Old

Many years ago,
Neopets went through an evolution—
It was really quite eerie,
And from Fuzio came the Kyrii!

What was with Mellish?
Adios weird freckles,
Now the Mynci we relish.

From the old FrogStomp
Came the Quiggle,
The frog that makes us giggle.

JubJub, JubJib.
What was the point
Of renaming the JibJib?

Before the Buzz,
We waved goodbye
To an ugly Neopet
known as the Fleye.

Due to a copyright,
The Kau was born,
So TNT would not face scorn.

What was a PolyPup?
No one was sure,
So the Gelert was given
The Neopets grand tour.

Cute aquatic kitty,
We all looked upon you with pity.
TNT said the Tigren had to change
Into the Acara which wasn't as strange.

Cerpull became Tatsu,
Yet we don't have those;
Another evolution was to ensue.

Tatsu evolved into Eyrie.
So to all the Tatsu fans,
TNT had to say sorry!

Let us honor these Neopets,
For because of their sacrifice,
Today we have Neopets that are so nice.

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Author's Notes: Thanks for reading my poem! It is my way of passing on a bit of Neopian history to the younger Neopians, since Neopets itself is denying its history and in fact erasing it so that only personal offsite archives remain. Any feedback will be read and appreciated greatly!