Epic Rap Battles of Cybertron

Episode 1: Galvatron vs Prima

[Set to Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon: Yveltal vs Xerneas]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CYBERTRON!

Prima!

VS!

Gal-va-tron!

BEGIN!

Galvatron:

GRRAH! From Unicron, true fright! Carrying this fool to the pit till he simply asks 'why?' I'm the face of death this harried fairy's going to fiiiiiiiiiiind! Then I'll punch out this sucker in his Primarian hind! Think I have a Matrix disadvantage? Taste my Fusion Cannon! To the underworlds of destruction! You'll be left there and banished! I'll blast you while I stomp on your corpse! The smell of death! Such a delight! Think you can Matrix blast me, fool?! RAAAAH! Get out of my sight!

Prima:

I tend to stay to the side and preside over all life. Even so, this evil weevil's gonna cry when I step in to fight. It's time to X-Out this sky clown, who's got no sense of power. This little bug's not witty. He's delicate like a flower. I'M NOT normal at all! This is active mode! You're jealous everyone likes me better! Well, what do you know? My power's reached the point where you fall down dead! Quit growling at me! Don't try to blast this Lord. Honestly, I'm feeling harassed. I'm unsurpassed! Your time has passed! Blast you fast! You're aghast at last.

Galvatron:

Oh, mini Primus. Discern this. I'm playing in energon while your shots miss. Think you're getting pissed? Well it's time for a twist! Your end will be full of joy and bliss! It's obvious you don't know anything! Watch me double team as I scream and sing! Attack from the sky! I'm an evil king! Finish you off with my Dark Energon!

Prima:

I'm coming in fast with the power of light! Feel my power and speed, I'm feeling fancy! You don't understand the gravity of this situation thanks to your depravity! I'm getting outraged! I feel the power! (Galvatron and Prima charge up their blasters) Fusion Cannons won't help when you're writhing in pain! Matrix aura! You're beat! I'm the dark dragon's bane! It's the master Primus' reign!

The Fallen:

SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU! IT'S YOUR FRIEND NAMED T! STOP HOGGING THE SPOTLIGHT, BECAUSE YOU TWO LISTEN TO ME! I'LL BREAK YOU TO PIECES, SINCE YOU'RE STRAIGHT IN MY PATH! DO THE MATH! YOU'RE DEFENSELESS WHEN YOU FACE MY WRATH! WELCOME TO THE TERMINUS! I CAN TERMINALLY TERMINATE PRIMUS! I'M DETERMINED, SO COME TO TERMS THAT I'LL MAKE YOU BOTH WORTHLESS! YOU BETTER GUARD YOURSELVES CAUSE YOU BOTH ARE LOST CAUSES! I'VE MADE YOU MY B-WORDS! I'M THE TRUE UNIVERSE'S BOSS!

Who Won? Who's Next? You Decide! Epic… RAP BATTLES OF CYBERTRON!