No Glob or Princess, only Candy
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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I am Andrew Sourball Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a Candy not entitled to the sugar of his brow? 'No!' says Princess Bubblegum, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the Martians, 'It belongs to Glob.' 'No!' says the King of OOO, 'It belongs to me!'...
The rest of the propaganda poster wized by too fast for Finn to read it...and what he did read confused him...He shook his mind of it, he needed to focus! Today was his first day working with the King of OOO...so that was going to be...'interesting'...
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Finn and Jake couldn't help but AWWW at the sight of Bubblegum calming down her brother with a song and hug. Finn turned to Jake and hugged him. "I love you man." Jake hugged him back. "I love you too Bro-
BOOM!
A cloud of knock-out gas covers them and puts them to sleep. PB turns just in time to see a dark cloaked figure throw a weird grapple-sling at her that ensnares and electrocutes her!
She too falls unconscious, one of the men raises a dagger over her- "No!" Shouts the leader. "The last thing we need at this delicate stage is a martyr! Stick to the plan!"
They all surround the helpless Neddy, their razor blades swung high.
GREEEE!
Screamed Neddy into the night one last time...before falling silent...
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Finn awoke to the sound of crying. He saw PB hugging the mutilated remains of her brother.
"He- he was the only family I had left! I couldn't protect him! I can't even clone him! Whoever did this, knew what they were doing! They used a rare level 100 poison blade! His very DNA is now corrupted! I- I don't know what to do"...
Finn and Jake did the best they could to comfort their hysterical friend...all the while they couldn't help but wonder...Without their source of power, how would the candy kingdom survive?
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Deep within the bowels of the Candy Kingdom. A candy took off a bloody black-cloak. "Talk to me." He asks his assistant.
Said assistant nods. "As predicted, without power. Civil unrest has exceeded the expected parameters. The King, has also predictably tried to cast blame on the Princess for the fiasco."
The boss nodded. "Good, do what you can to undermine both their followings...but focus on the King...He's the Caligula we've been waiting for"...
Said Ryan as he prepared for his next press conference...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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