A/N: They're baaaaack! Ladies and Gentlemen! From the home office in Owasso, Oklahoma. Announcing the return of the top ten lists! Also, this "season" is going to be rated "T" so I can be a little bit more free with the language, thus making it more like the actual top ten lists like you would see on the actual Late Show with David Letterman.

Review thanks from the last list go to: screaming phoenix, omegarulesall, CajunBear73, Captain IT, storyreader51, kim's 1 fan, Anabri, and acosta perez jose ramiro. And a giant thank you to everyone who read and made the last set of lists so popular. Let's see what happens with this set of lists.

Disclaimer: The Late Show belongs to CBS, while Kim Possible belongs to Disney. Very fine bunch of folks over at those stations, who would never ever think of suing little ol' me because of these lists. Would they?


Late Show host David Letterman, having been played to his desk by the CBS Orchestra, lead by Paul Shaffer, sat down in his chair and turned it ever so slightly to the show's band.

"Paul, have we got a surprise for our viewers tonight," Dave said.

"Oh, I know we do, Dave! Don't keep the viewers and the audience in suspense!"

Dave turned in his chair to look out over at the crowd before him, as well as to the viewers at home through the camera that was stationed there.

"Folks, as I'm sure you know, back in 2008, we featured a writer, Ran Hakubi, who did Kim Possible related Top Ten lists. Well, I'm glad to say that with everything that went on over at Leno's show, he got disheartened and came crawling back to us."

"So, Ran Hakubi is back, writing lists for us? Are they going to remain Kim Possible lists?" Paul asked.

"They sure are. Hey, Paul. You shop at Smarty-Mart, right?"

"Oh, yeah! They have the best prices! I mean, after all, it's where smart shoppers shop smart!"

"Well, apparently, when he doesn't write for us, Mr. Hakubi also works there part time."

"Really now? Well, they ARE the world's largest private employer..."

"Which actually brings me to this," Dave said and grabbed a blue card off his desk and held it high in the air. "Ladies and Gentlemen, here in my right hand is tonight's top ten list."

A computer animation of the numbers ten through one going up and down the isles of Smarty-Mart was shown on TV screens to all of those who tuned in that night.

"From the home office in Owasso, Oklahoma: Top ten good things about being a Smarty-Mart employee,"

"Ya know," Paul said, slightly interrupting the host, "I hear that employee moral is actually down nation wide for Smarty-Mart employees,"

"That might be, Paul," Dave said, "But that doesn't mean that there aren't good things to be had while working for them. Consider this a primer for those who, instead of getting a college education, wish to work there." Dave then flipped the card over and looked at it. "Again, top ten good things about being a Smarty-Mart employee. Here we go, number ten: All the warm haggis you can eat.

"Number nine: Fun times counting how many teeth customers have and seeing what the lowest number you can get is."

"Number eight: Turning into a bitter old man in the span of three years instead of the normal seventy."

"Number seven: At least it's not working for The Late Show."

"Now wait a minute..." Dave said and continued the list.

"Number six: No longer have to deal with those uppity bastards at Target."

"Number five: Ten percent discount on everything except food, clothes, hygiene products, and other basic necessities."

"Number four: Getting kicked in the ass by corporate, fun times to be had by all!"

"Number three: The wonderful aroma of customers who have yet to discover the shower."

"I'm starting to suspect that these aren't really good things..." Paul said before Dave continued.

"Number two: After cleaning up spills across the store, you're now qualified to become a level 3 bio-hazard clean up tech."

"And the number one good thing about being a Smarty-Mart employee: Plenty of time to come up with top ten lists!"

"There you have it, ladies and Gentlemen, we'll be right back with Ron Pearlman!" Dave said as the show cut away to commercial.


A/N: Yeah, as I'm sure you can tell, I'm a bitter Wal-Mart employee. If you're a fan of Wally World, or like shopping there, please don't take offence to any of the jokes that refer to the customers. I just wanted to kinda vent my frustrations using the voice of a clown.