Robbie's Song
This is going to be my first Victorious multichapter and I apologize in advance if I get anyone too OOC. Wish me luck and I hope you like it, although you shouldn't expect regular updates or even an update roughly every month.
Chapter One:
"Good morning, my little munchkins."
In most classrooms, having a balding teacher in a hippie-like outfit climbing through the window and calling his students his "little munchkins" while balancing a coconut on his foot would be odd. In the Improv class of Hollywood Arts High School, however, this was perfectly normal.
A general murmur of "Hey, Sikowitz" and "Morning" and "What are you doing?" came from the students. For some, this may be the most they would ever say.
"Well, I have a new play for you children, as usual. It is called… one moment."
Sikowitz turned around, grabbed a thick packet of papers, and said, "It is called The Blonde Squad."
"Uh, Sikowitz? My short film is already called that," Beck (who had marvelous hair) pointed out.
Sikowitz stared in shock and replied, "Good Gandhi, boy! How did you steal my play's name before I even came up with it?"
Beck wisely chose not to answer and simply gestured for him to go on.
"Now, you… and you… and you… and you… and you… and you… and you… and you…," Sikowitz said as he pointed to Beck, Tori, Jade, André, Cat, Sinjin (who had invaded the class earlier claiming that he was observing people for a project), and a few other random people in the classroom, "will be a major part of my play."
"What about me?" Robbie asked, upset at not being chosen.
"You can join the extras."
"My brother was an extra once. The director kicked him out," said a slightly high pitched voice.
Tori twisted around to look at Cat and asked, with a confused frown, "Why?"
"He didn't want to be an extra."
Tori slowly turned back to the front, her face clearly saying I don't want to know.
"Coming back to my play, I have already assigned roles as I think they will fit. Men first, B—"
"Ladies first, Sikowitz, or have you forgotten?" Jade said, her arms crossed and a terrifying smirk on her face.
Sikowitz froze in slight fear of her for a bit before saying, "Ladies first, Tori will play the lead of Kate, Cat will be playing Jayda, and Jade will be Tora. For the boys, Beck will be the antagonist Kevin, Sinjin will be Andy, André will be Buck, Burf will be Simon, and Eli can be our hero Robin."
He then proceeded just stared at them expectantly.
"Forgetting something, Sikowitz?" Jade said, her irritation (which had already peaked at not being the lead, again, because of Tori) starting to show.
He still just stared.
"The script, perhaps?" Beck added.
"Oh yes," he said in his sudden burst of clarity. "Here you go, my kidlets." He released his hold on the scripts and walked out of the room.
Robbie reached for a script and read aloud, "June 22nd. Hamburger meat, hamburger meat, hamburger meat, cheese, hamburger meat, hamburger meat, Earl Grey tea, and hamburger meat."
Tori grabbed it from him. "Give me that."
After scanning the list and a few more papers from the pile, she yelled, "Sikowitz! These are every grocery list you've made in your life!"
"Look, he even has one that says 'Mommy, I want candy.'" André said, laughing to himself.
"And his mom wrote 'NO!' in bright red and all capital letters," Beck commented.
Jade asked, "Why did he need so much hamburger meat?"
Cat looked around the room while playing with her hair until she saw something.
"To make those?" she asked as she pointed at the dummies on the shelves that stank like rotting meat and, though less strong, rancid cheese.
Slowly, ever so slowly, they all stood up and backed out of the room before turning and sprinting down the halls at full force.
They never saw Sikowitz return, stare at the dummies, and chuckle to himself before sipping some more coconut milk and leaving the room yet again.
