Disclaimer: I do not own Nuraihyon No Mago.
Message: This is probably what you're thinking right now: "Da Faq is this?" Well... It's a story with 99 failed attempts by Shima to capture Tsurara's heart. Plz don't mind the OOCness. It is intended. No I'm not retarded... I'm just really bored.
Some chapters will not be in Sima's POV
99 Failed Attempts to Capture Tsurara's Heart
Chapter 1: I has cheeseburger.
My eyes scouted the room, searching for Tsurara. As I spotted the patch of blue within the crowd of blonde, black, and blonde hair colours, I started walking towards the luscious hair. I stood a short distance behind Tsurara and ruffled my hair, trying to make myself as smexy as possible. Finally I would move one step closer into my goal. I just have to touch her hand and whisper in her ear that I love her. Every thing will go according to my plan and I WILL make her fall in love with me. I slowly approached her, reaching for her hand and grasped it gently. She spun, her hair twirling in the air like a wave of beauty.
"Wah?! W-who... Oh." She stared at me quizzically, nervously looking around for a moment before resuming her cheerful expression.. "Hello Shima-kun. What are you doing here?"
I ignored her question and wrapped my arms around her, feeling the cold of her touch body against my own. She struggled in my grasp as I stroked her cheek, slowly leaning closer to her. "You're beautiful..." I whispered into her ear, loosening my grip around her.
"Eh?! You said what?" she exclaimed, backing off. I quickly refreshed my head and searched for some replies to say, but I couldn't think of anything.
"I-I um... Nothing... I think."
She looked at me quizzically and looked down at my arms. "Why are you hugging me?"
No! I'm not ready to be asked such hard questions yet! I quickly attempted to think of something again, but once again I failed. So, I ended up saying the first thing that came to my mind.
"You're as beautiful as the-" I stopped for a moment thinking about the consequences. Rikuo would probably hate me, and Tsurara might end up hating me too, so I quickly swapped a couple words around. "You're as... delicious as that cheese burger."
And then she slapped me.
Well... chapter one. I'm so bored right now. I could use some chatter, but anyways... please don't think I'm weird. I'm just really bored. :/
