Interview with a Bird kid.
Yo, Fang here. Since I'm writing this I should probably be the first to tell you about myself.
I'm Fang, I'm 17 years old and I'm a bird kid. My wings are black and my hair is black, I have brown eyes and an olive skin, whatever that means. People say I dress emoly, I must repeat for all the fan girls out there I AM NOT EMO, that is all.
I lived nicely in a flat in New York for about 2 years with Shannon, a bird kid girl I found after something I don't talk about 2 years ago. There are rumors going around that say I'm emotionless, like a brick wall, or a stump, or a rock. Shannon I know you are making those things go around, so stop. You too Trick, and Anne, Harry you can stop too, okay you know, you all can stop.
Back on topic, well I've been living peacefully with Shannon in a small flat she found out belonged to her parents, which is weird that she found the place in the first place. When we lived there I worked at some delivery place, fastest delivery in New York City by the way, thanks to yours truly. Shannon was in some public school close to where we lived, she didn't like it, I forced her to go since I never had the chance, and around 3 years ago Ma-, um anyway someone home schooled us, it sucked.
Well Harry and Tempest arrived at our flat a while ago, ruined my life. They convinced me to go and save a bunch of random kids in New Haven, which I did. I went to save them with Harry while Shannon stayed home with Tempest, since Tempest was injured. We saved the kids, 10 kids, not including Harry and Tempest, al ranging from ages 7 to 17, one 18 year old that looks 12.
That's about all I can tell you about myself, can't think of anything else right now.
Anyway I hear you have some questions for me, to get to know me or something right? Well let's just get them over with.
What is your favorite food? Anything I can roast on a stick and still eat.
What do you like to drink? Coke
Figgy or Fax? What are you getting at?
You can't ask a question for an answer. I just did.
Shower or bath? Shower
Tree or cave? Cave, bats are cool.
Mac Donald's trash can or Max's cooking? Trash can.
Laptop or Desktop? Laptop.
Bacon or five coarse meal? Bacon (full stop)
Coke or Pepsi? Let's shake it up a bit, Pepsi
Disney or Nickelodeon? Disney, classics are classics.
What do you think of South Africa? Africa.
Backpack or sling bag? Backpack
Black or BLACK? Black?
Do you think I'm cute? True or yes? Maybe.
Guitar or drums? Drums.
Tropical Island or winter wonderland? Island.
Anime or reality TV? Don't watch TV.
It says here you are emo. That's not even a question.
Favorite color? Black.
Why do you like pink, you're emo, emo people like red? I said black, and why would you think emo people like red?
Are these questions too personal? Yes.
Do you like me? Who are you?
SpongeBob or Dora the explorer? SpongeBob.
Do you realize my spell check just auto corrected SpongeBob so that there's a big B in the middle? No I did not know that, thank you for enriching my life.
Are you bored? No, just irritated.
What music do you like? My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Good Charlotte, Fall out boy, 3 Doors down, that kind of thing.
That's so emo! No it isn't.
What do you do when someone calls you emo? *silence*
Maximum Ride: The final warning or School's out forever? What is that? Is it like a book, in that case the second one sounds cooler, the first one sounds like a cliché
Elvis or Backstreet boys? Elvis, I'm just old school that way.
Dark or white chocolate? Dark and bitter.
Worst cook in your life? Ma- no one.
What are you doing right now? This stupid thing.
Boxers or briefs? That's a bit to personal.
Here's a few 'what would you do questions. Sure whatever.
What would you do when you suddenly fall out the window? Flap, wait for it, my wings. . .
How would you deal with a bunch of thugs with knives? Kick their butts, then fly away.
Oh no, someone just fell in the river, what do you do? Stand around and watch, someone will rescue him eventually and then they both have to get saved by the firefighters.
There's a girl being threatened down there while you fly over, what do you do? Fly on, I don't know her.
You are in a plane, the plane is falling down! What do you do now? Jump out.
You are faced with a huge wall, and with huge I mean GIMUNGUS! You want to get on the other side, you only have a piece of rope, a high heel shoe, a piece of bacon and a 2 by 4. How would you get on the other side by just using these items? Eat the bacon then-
Let me guess, 'fly over'? no, walk around, it's just a wall after all.
You meet Justin Beiber in the streets of Japan, what would you do? Who is that, should I know?
What do you fear? I'm Fang, I don't fear anything and -
Oh, I think I can find something. *brings box in* W-what's in that box?
*opens box* I-it's a SPIDER!
Thought you weren't afraid of anything? *squeals like a girl* B-BUT IT'S A SPIDER!
Okay, that's it for this interview with Fang. He just jumped out of the window, but don't worry, he can fly, dau he has wings!
