A/N: Sorry I basically blew off my other too stories, but, I would rather leave them unwritten than finish them into crappy things. (Well, more crappy than they were). So anyways, my new HON fanfiction! Even though I just stopped another one... YAY! (I am Gnomey, by the way, I'm going to incorperate the random vegetables, so keep em comin'!)

Zoey: So who are you again?

UnidentifiedMidget: Gnomey

Zoey: And why am I here?

Gnomey: Because Nyx had to go on vacation.

Zoey: She can do that?

Gnomey: Do you know how dramatic your life has been lately?

Zoey: Yes.

Gnomey: Okay, so, I'm going to be putting all of you here, in this padded room, that I used to be in during my crazy days. *Twitches

Jack: Damien! I'm scared!

Gnomey: Don't worry, I don't hurt gay people.

Jack: Okay?

Damien: So, why are we here?

Gnomey: BECAUSE NYX IS ON VACATION!

Stark: STOP YELLING!

Gnomey:... I will kill Zoey off.

Stark: Will it be like Twins story?

Everyone: Noooooo!

Gnomey: No, not in the sense that when you die, you come back. I want to set mine up like a carnival!

Darius: What kind of carnival?

Gnomey: Well, it'll be fun for me, and me and Twin are friends...

Erin: Oh

Shauneey: Crap.

Gnomey: Anyways, let us begin! Now first off we have a pretty nice game in my opinion. Dunk That Creeper Who Was Most Likely Abused By His Father!

Loren: So who would that be?

Gnomey: Think, you're still in Twin's story too. Think. Hard. Who do we all know and hate.

Erik: Oh bleeeeep. *Tries to run for door

Gnomey: Where do you think you're going? *Erik is now in dunk tank

Erik: What the?

Gnomey: I'm taking over for Nyx, is it really that hard to understand?

Damien:... You use more logic than Twin.

Gnomey: That won't last very long... know why?

Damien: Why?

Gnomey: Because they Bunney stole my cell phone.

Damien: … I'm curious as to who's more insane, you or twin. Or if it's equal.

Sweet Corn: Oh no. No! You're the one who took carrots pants!

Stevie Rae: What?

Gnomey: It's another story, but each chapter will continue to have vegetables in them!

Stark: Okay, so are we gonna dunk Erik or what?

Gnomey: Yes, the first one to dunk him gets to choose anything to happen to him.

Erik: Please be someone who likes me!

Gnomey: It's sad you can't think of a name, because everyone hates you...

Erik: Shut up!

Gnomey: You dare? You realize I am a Goddess at this point and time.

Kalona: You are no true goddess!

Gnomey: I smiteith thee! *Smites Kalona

Kalona: Ow! What the hell?

Gnomey: That's what you get you darn pedophile!

Kalona: Pedophile?

Gnomey: Yup.

Erik: Nyx will stop you, you realize that don't you?

Nyx: No I like her style, I'm retiring, for now. Bye! *Poofs out

Everyone: Oh my Goddess, we're in hell.

Gnomey: No, you're in what was just a few moments ago Nyx's realm, but which is now Gnomey's Realm.

Neferet: I am the true Goddess' incarnate and I-

Gnomey: Mess with me. I dare you. *Hold up a brick

Neferet: A brick?

Gnomey: Thrown by a Goddess.

Neferet: I'm going to shut up now.

Gnomey: Good Neferet. So, I think Darkness and Light should go first.

Stark: Why are they here?

Gnoemy: I said EVERYONE!

Stark: Okay, okay.

Darkness: Why am I speaking?

Gnomey: Because for now you and Light can.

Darkness: Okay. *Throws a ball at target with darn tendril thing and misses.

Light: *Throws and hits. He can live, if he promises to not be such a creeper.

Erik: What?

Gnomey: Dude, even Light hates you.

Erik: Light didn't say that!

Light: I hate you.

Gnomey: Go balance the world.

Stark: I just realized we aren't in your crazy room anymore, we're in a white room, just a big white room and we're all sitting on bleachers.

Gnomey: Maybe.

Stark: Don't even start being cryptic.

Gnomey: I know, just kidding, I wouldn't steal my friends personallity.

Erik: So I get to live?

Gnomey: For now.

Erik: Crap.

Gnomey: So, now we wait.

Sweet Corn: For?

Gnomey: Oh crapola I forgot! *kills Sweet Corn* They're can be only one vegetable.

Damien: So, for?

Gnomey: For my reviewers to tell me a game to play, who has to play, and a vegetable.

Aphrodite: Fun.

Gnomey: Let's all talk until then..

Jack: Yay!

Dallas: Shut up gay boy.

Gnomey: What did you say?

Dallas: Nothing. I swear.

Gnomey: Whatever butttard.

Damien: That's not one word, and tard isn't even if you serepated them.

Gnomey: Get used to it!

Zoey: So Kalona, how did you become such a bastard? Don't blame Nyx.

Kalona: I am not!

Everyone but Kalona including Neferet: Ya you are.

Gnomey: Okay, moving on. Loren, why are you a pedophile, like Kalona?

Loren: ONE TIME!

Gnomey: Yeah, suure it was one time.

Loren: It was!

Zoey: Can we not talk about this.

Gnomey: It's not your fault *cough* kinda is *cough*

Stark: Hey!

Gnomey: Shut up you! It wasn't really. Well, actually, it mighta been. I don't care and or know.

Duchess: STARK! I LIKE STARK AND HOT DOGS!

Damien: The dog can TALK? Nooooo!

A/N: Hurry, hurry, reviewers, save Damien from the maddness! Oh and if you haven't already read HalfofTwin's story, do it, because this beginning will make more since!