A/N: Sorry I basically blew off my other too stories, but, I would rather leave them unwritten than finish them into crappy things. (Well, more crappy than they were). So anyways, my new HON fanfiction! Even though I just stopped another one... YAY! (I am Gnomey, by the way, I'm going to incorperate the random vegetables, so keep em comin'!)
Zoey: So who are you again?
UnidentifiedMidget: Gnomey
Zoey: And why am I here?
Gnomey: Because Nyx had to go on vacation.
Zoey: She can do that?
Gnomey: Do you know how dramatic your life has been lately?
Zoey: Yes.
Gnomey: Okay, so, I'm going to be putting all of you here, in this padded room, that I used to be in during my crazy days. *Twitches
Jack: Damien! I'm scared!
Gnomey: Don't worry, I don't hurt gay people.
Jack: Okay?
Damien: So, why are we here?
Gnomey: BECAUSE NYX IS ON VACATION!
Stark: STOP YELLING!
Gnomey:... I will kill Zoey off.
Stark: Will it be like Twins story?
Everyone: Noooooo!
Gnomey: No, not in the sense that when you die, you come back. I want to set mine up like a carnival!
Darius: What kind of carnival?
Gnomey: Well, it'll be fun for me, and me and Twin are friends...
Erin: Oh
Shauneey: Crap.
Gnomey: Anyways, let us begin! Now first off we have a pretty nice game in my opinion. Dunk That Creeper Who Was Most Likely Abused By His Father!
Loren: So who would that be?
Gnomey: Think, you're still in Twin's story too. Think. Hard. Who do we all know and hate.
Erik: Oh bleeeeep. *Tries to run for door
Gnomey: Where do you think you're going? *Erik is now in dunk tank
Erik: What the?
Gnomey: I'm taking over for Nyx, is it really that hard to understand?
Damien:... You use more logic than Twin.
Gnomey: That won't last very long... know why?
Damien: Why?
Gnomey: Because they Bunney stole my cell phone.
Damien: … I'm curious as to who's more insane, you or twin. Or if it's equal.
Sweet Corn: Oh no. No! You're the one who took carrots pants!
Stevie Rae: What?
Gnomey: It's another story, but each chapter will continue to have vegetables in them!
Stark: Okay, so are we gonna dunk Erik or what?
Gnomey: Yes, the first one to dunk him gets to choose anything to happen to him.
Erik: Please be someone who likes me!
Gnomey: It's sad you can't think of a name, because everyone hates you...
Erik: Shut up!
Gnomey: You dare? You realize I am a Goddess at this point and time.
Kalona: You are no true goddess!
Gnomey: I smiteith thee! *Smites Kalona
Kalona: Ow! What the hell?
Gnomey: That's what you get you darn pedophile!
Kalona: Pedophile?
Gnomey: Yup.
Erik: Nyx will stop you, you realize that don't you?
Nyx: No I like her style, I'm retiring, for now. Bye! *Poofs out
Everyone: Oh my Goddess, we're in hell.
Gnomey: No, you're in what was just a few moments ago Nyx's realm, but which is now Gnomey's Realm.
Neferet: I am the true Goddess' incarnate and I-
Gnomey: Mess with me. I dare you. *Hold up a brick
Neferet: A brick?
Gnomey: Thrown by a Goddess.
Neferet: I'm going to shut up now.
Gnomey: Good Neferet. So, I think Darkness and Light should go first.
Stark: Why are they here?
Gnoemy: I said EVERYONE!
Stark: Okay, okay.
Darkness: Why am I speaking?
Gnomey: Because for now you and Light can.
Darkness: Okay. *Throws a ball at target with darn tendril thing and misses.
Light: *Throws and hits. He can live, if he promises to not be such a creeper.
Erik: What?
Gnomey: Dude, even Light hates you.
Erik: Light didn't say that!
Light: I hate you.
Gnomey: Go balance the world.
Stark: I just realized we aren't in your crazy room anymore, we're in a white room, just a big white room and we're all sitting on bleachers.
Gnomey: Maybe.
Stark: Don't even start being cryptic.
Gnomey: I know, just kidding, I wouldn't steal my friends personallity.
Erik: So I get to live?
Gnomey: For now.
Erik: Crap.
Gnomey: So, now we wait.
Sweet Corn: For?
Gnomey: Oh crapola I forgot! *kills Sweet Corn* They're can be only one vegetable.
Damien: So, for?
Gnomey: For my reviewers to tell me a game to play, who has to play, and a vegetable.
Aphrodite: Fun.
Gnomey: Let's all talk until then..
Jack: Yay!
Dallas: Shut up gay boy.
Gnomey: What did you say?
Dallas: Nothing. I swear.
Gnomey: Whatever butttard.
Damien: That's not one word, and tard isn't even if you serepated them.
Gnomey: Get used to it!
Zoey: So Kalona, how did you become such a bastard? Don't blame Nyx.
Kalona: I am not!
Everyone but Kalona including Neferet: Ya you are.
Gnomey: Okay, moving on. Loren, why are you a pedophile, like Kalona?
Loren: ONE TIME!
Gnomey: Yeah, suure it was one time.
Loren: It was!
Zoey: Can we not talk about this.
Gnomey: It's not your fault *cough* kinda is *cough*
Stark: Hey!
Gnomey: Shut up you! It wasn't really. Well, actually, it mighta been. I don't care and or know.
Duchess: STARK! I LIKE STARK AND HOT DOGS!
Damien: The dog can TALK? Nooooo!
A/N: Hurry, hurry, reviewers, save Damien from the maddness! Oh and if you haven't already read HalfofTwin's story, do it, because this beginning will make more since!
