After SS:
Link pondered what would happen now. He and Zelda had built a home for themselves on the surface. Zelda was making breakfast,
"Link, would you like cheese in the eggs?"
She called,
"Sure!"
Link liked cheese, all the different kinds. He found it interresting, all the differrent flavors that is.
"So,"
Zelda started sitting next to him on the couch,
"I was wondering where the hylians are going to come from."
"What?"
Link asked, half listening,
"You know,"
She began again,
"The one's we start forming hyrule with."
Link hadn't thought about it much. Then he realized: there were no hylians other than himself and Zelda! He started thinking about where they will come from, and then he realized: there was no other way to have more hylians unless he and Zelda had children! He was shocked as he thought of this, then he was pleased. He thought about how they would have children, this made him even more pleased. then, he was disgusted by himself, for thinking about it, and much less, enjoying the thought!
"Hello? Are you in there?"
Zelda was waving her hand in front of Link's face while he was spaced out.
"Oh, Zelda, sorry."
"It's alright."
She beamed at him.
"Um, I don't know."
Link lied, he was embarressed at the thought of telling Zelda the truth. He was surprized that they hadn't realized that before.
"Hmmm."
Zelda lay her head on Link's shoulder. Link was blushing everywhere now. He put his arm around her, saying to himself: 'You don't have sexual feelings you don't have sexual feelings you don't...' His attempt to avoid getting turned on, failed when Zelda turned to kiss him! Link kissed her back and pinned her on the couch, it wasn't very hard for him. Zelda pulled Link closer, he hugged her, and they lay there for quite some time.
"Zelda,"
Link started, looking into her eyes,
"I,"
"I think I,"
Link was lost in thought and couldn't remember what he was going to tell her.
"Never mind."
Sitting up they both ate breakfast. Zelda then began to think about where the Hylians would have to come from, and she smiled devilishly.
"Wha?"
Link said being knocked to the floor by Zelda who was now on top of him, starting to take off his shirt.
"What are you doing?"
He questioned.
"Finding the Hylians."
Zelda smiled, kissing him. Link was very concerned;Zelda figured it out too!
(-Author Interrupt: This was somewhat fluffy, yet does raise questions.
Link: That's for sure.
Zelda: It most certainly does! for one, Link shouldn't be able to talk.
Link: What she means by that is that she doesn't want me to complain as she rapes me.
Zelda: It's NOT rape! you were fully willing.
Author: Anyway, this is the first M thing i've written. If you like this humor though, you should check out Kid Icarus:the odd adventures, I wrote it.
Link: Tell us if you want this to be a series!
Zelda: Don't forget to Read and Review.
Author: And you can always PM me, I always listen to what everyone has to say.
Link and Zelda: Yeah, Except us!-)
