HELLO CLEVELAND… uh… I mean readers! Thank you for coming back and reading the sequel to my first fan fic, Solid Snake: How He Came to the Brawl, (and if you haven't please R&R that before coming back to this story) even though it's been about a half a year since I made the story. I'm very sorry it took me so long to post this and if I told you why you would probably say "THAT'S BULL S—T! STOP LYING YOU MOTHER F—KER!" Well, enough talking, let's get to the story.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, products, places or anything in this story except the story line.

Summary: After going through hell in a fake tournament, Snake was finally able to make it in the next Super Smash Bros. game. Now it's time to see who else is in the game, and if he can fit in. Will Snake crack under the pressure? Or will he just kill Michihiro?

Solid Snake: The Brawl

Chapter1: New Game, New Pain

After going through a fake tournament, nearly dying, and having Mario pull some strings for him, Solid Snake from the Metal Gear Solid games was finally in the next Super Smash Bros. game. Snake was now standing in front of the giant mansion that he will be living in for the next few months.

"Pretty cool, huh?" said Michihiro, who popped out of nowhere and was now standing next to Snake.

"Yup, pretty co- what the!?" Snake jumped and turned to Mchihiro. "What do you think you are doing here!?"

"Well, number one, I'm bored. Number two I want to just hang out, you know," Michihiro nodded his head to Snake with an agreeing smile, and Snake shook his head with a disagreeing frown. "There is no number three, and number four, I actually have some important business to take care of."

"Business? What kind of business?" Snake asked.

"You know, like registering you and giving them the licensing for your name, stuff like that." Michihiro responded to Snake who had a confused look on his face.

"Shouldn't Hideo Kojima do those things?" Snake said.

"Right, about him… uh… he had a little… accident, recently." Snake looked at him shockingly.

"What happened to Kojima!?" Snake said.

"Uh… I … accidentally pushed him down a flight of stairs." Michihiro said.

"WHAT!?" Snake yelled.

"O.K. 3 flight's of stairs! I was just joking around with him, having laughs but then I hit him on the back too hard and he fell down the steps. The doctors told me that it was amazing that he didn't break his neck and that there was conveniently a box of marshmallows at the bottom. But he is currently in critical condition and will probably die." After hearing this Snake's jaw was practically touching the floor.

"Now I think you should enter the building with style! Going through the front door is sooo yesterday! Like totally!" Michihiro said while in a girly pose.

"It amazes me how quickly you're able to change topics," Snake said, not caring what Michihiro just said. Michihiro, also not caring what Snake just said, continued talking and pulled out a box.

"You should hide in this box, go to one of the battle fields, wait until someone comes, and then come out and say something cool like 'time to meet your maker!' or, or 'guess who's back?' oh, or you could say 'do these shoes make me look fat?' Snake looked at him for a minute and then finally said something.

"If it means time away from you, count me in." He grabbed the box and went to a battle field. He waited for a very long time and no one came. He then took out his PSP and started to play Metal Gear Ac!d 2.

"Grrr… come on! How can you miss? He's not even moving… what the... no, no, no! Stop, please don- aw man! I friggen died! AHHH!" Snake slammed his PSP on the ground. "This is pointless!" He was about to leave when he heard voices from outside. There was a battle going on. It was against Mario and link.

"Here is my chance! Let's see… what to say, what to say… I know! 'It's show time!' Yeah, that's good!" Link was about to throw a boomerang at Mario when Snake came out of his box. Link got surprised, and threw the boomerang at Snake.

"It's show ti- AHHHH!" The boomerang his Snake in the neck and blood gushed out of his mouth. Snake fell to the floor, and Link and Mario just stood there.

"Snake!? What the hell do you think you're doing!? Snake... Oh my God! You killed him!" Mario said looking at Link.

"I didn't kill him… did I?" Link said. Mario went up to him and felt for a pulse.

"Your lucky… he still has a pulse. Looks like he's just paralyzed." Mario said while walking away.

"Aren't you gonna help me?" Link said while picking up Snake.

"No." Mario quickly responded who then backed away slowly and ran away.

"Bastard!" Link screamed while dragging Snake into the mansion.

Later, in Dr. Mario's office…

"Boomerang to the neck, eh? Well there is only one treatment for that." Said Dr. Mario after hearing what had happened to Snake.

"What's that?" Asked Link.

"A brain transplant!" Dr. Mario said while holding an old, rusty, and bloody saw.

"What!?" Link said surprised.

"And you must be the donor!" Dr. Mario said, pointing the saw at Link.

"WHAT!?" Link said very scared.

"I'm just joking!" said Dr. Mario. Link sighed deeply. "He just need's to take a heart piece and he'll be fine." He put the heart piece next to Snake and nothing happened.

"Uhhh, he's paralyzed!" said Link.

"Oh yeah… look's like we'll just have to shove it up his ass!" said Dr. Mario.

"Oh no you're not!" said Snake who jumped up so high he hit his head on the ceiling.

"Snake, I have to do this! If I don't, you'll stay paralyzed forever!" said Dr. Mario while trying to grab Snake.

"If you get near me I will open a big can of woop ass on you!" Snake said.

"Will you just cooperate!?" said Dr. Mario.

"No!"

"I'll give you a lolly pop."

"… What flavor?"

"Cherry."

"Then hell no!"

"Hey doctor." said Link.

"What?" Dr. Mario responded.

"Do you still have to do the anal injection if he is not paralyzed anymore!?" Link said furiously.

"Huh… You may have a point." Dr. Mario said.

"That was a close one." Snake said sitting down.

"No it wasn't! This is close!" said young Link who came bursting through the door and shot an arrow at Snake's head. He hit him dead on.

"Ohh… too close." Young Link then ran out the door.

"This is going to be a living hell." said Snake while blood drizzled down his head.

Chapter1: Clear

Well I finally started the sequel. I decided to take out the advertisement because I found it started to get old. Well, I hope this story doesn't turn out to be like a Disney sequel… pure suck-u-lance.Chapter2 Let's F—k this trailer up!is coming soon.

P.S. please review.