Finn Balor is friends with Sami Zayn, Bayley, Kevin Owens, and 67 others.
Finn Balor - Anyone want to head to the beach for fun?
Sasha Banks - That'd be awesome, but make sure Kevin or Baron don't go.
Finn Balor - I understand Owens, but why Baron?
Kevin Owens - 1. Sasha I would hit you if you were a guy, and 2. Have you seen Corbin's belly button?
Apollo Crews - Me and Kalisto fought Corbin many times, that thing's more weird to look at than Mojo's Hyperdrive.
Baron Corbin - Tch, you guys are jackasses.
Finn Balor - OMG, I'm sorry Corbin! Still come please?
Baron Corbin - Even if you haven't said that stuff about my bellybutton, I still wouldn't have.
Sasha Banks - Because you're the "lone wolf"?
Baron Corbin - No, because I hate you all.
Bayley - Who wants hugs?!
Finn Balor, Apollo Crews, and the whole world likes this.
Tye Dillinger - Who wants to do the "ten" chant at Royal Rumble 2017?!
Tye Dillinger, Finn Balor, and the majority of the world likes this.
Roman Reigns - Who wants me in the Royal Rumble?!
Roman Reigns likes this.
Finn Balor - Dislike.
Samoa Joe - ULTIMATE DISLIKE.
Shinsuke Nakamura - I swear to fucking god if you enter.
Seth Rollins - Roman, you're my pal, but if you enter over Kenny Omega, I'll hit you with another chair like I did when I bought in.
SHIELD4EVER1123 - SELLOUT!
Seth Rollins - I think that's the best decision I ever made. I mean, I won Money in the Bank, made a cash-in that gives Edge's first one a run for his money (no pun intended), and won the world title.
Dean Ambrose - Don't forget you lost that title due to injury, came back to hold the title for only two minutes before I cashed in on your ass, lost to Finn Balor over the fruit roll-up championship, got betrayed by Nipple H, and had a shitty face turn that stemmed from "WHAA, TRIPLE H DOESN'T LIKE ME ANYMORE!"
Kevin Owens, Triple H, and 63 others like this.
Sami Zayn - Finn, would you be mad if I stole your face-paint?
Finn Balor - Obviously!
Sami Zayn - And sold it?
Finn Balor - May I ask who you sold it to?
Asuka likes this.
Sami Zayn - I sold it to the person who liked your comment.
Finn Balor - ...I can get it back.
Sami Zayn - I wouldn't recommend going up against the person who made Chode-man Reigns, Braun Strowman, Big Show, Baron Corbin, Brock Lesnar, Goldberg, and The Undertaker tap out. AT THE SAME TIME.
Asuka likes this.
Finn Balor - Ok, I'll buy a new one.
Asuka - Good choice.
Becky Lynch posted a photo
Becky Lynch - WHO KEEPS STEALING ALL THE PAPER TOWELS?!
Wesley Blake - I know! I haven't seen a paper towel in days!
Bobby Roode - This isn't glorious!
Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa like this.
Austin Aries - I'm going to ignore the fact Roode said glorious and DIY liked this.
Hideo Itami - I think I have a guess on who stole the paper towels.
Buddy Murphy - Who?!
Hideo Itami - Think about it, how did we all dry our hands?
Dana Brooke - I don't understand.
Eva Marie - I don't understand either.
Adrian Neville - You don't understand wrestling.
Eva Marie likes this.
Adrian Neville - Why did you like this?
Eva Marie - It was about Dana was it not?
Adrian Neville - It was about you, you imbecile.
Elias Samson - Mind if I play a tune?
No Way Jose - Can I hold a rave?
Becky Lynch - WHEN DID THIS TURN FROM A CONVERSATION ASKING WHO KEEPS TAKING THE PAPER TOWELS TO A EVA MARIE ROAST AND A MUSIC THING?!
Hideo Itami - I'll just end it, ITS FUCKING TYE.
Tye Dillinger likes this.
Wow, it's been a while...I'm sorry I took so long. I was handling an extremely personal issue. That involves death and abuse.
I'm glad to be back either way, and why not start with some humor?
By the way, yes, there will be a few mentions of the main roster guys like Triple H and Brock Lesnar like you saw in this chapter.
I hope you enjoyed and gimme some ideas for other conversations!
