Hiro's Demise
One day Hiro Sohma was outside and it was very, very cold. When I say very cold I mean VERY cold. Anyway, when Hiro was outside it was cold and so Hiro changed into the sheep he is. He was a sheep out in the cold and he was heading to lunch when he changed and so he was soooo hungry, so he ate some grass. You know, sheep eat grass. What do you want from me?!?! Well he was eating grass when the butcher walked back from the market and he didn't have any food because he didn't have enough money. So he was wallowing in self-pity when he saw this small healthy male sheep just standing, and eating grass. The man checked to make sure there was no one around and then he slipped a rope around Hiro the sheep's neck. Hiro was being dragged along by the neck and meanwhile being choked by the rope. Therefore he was still under extreme conditions so he stayed a sheep and he was so frightened that he forgot how to talk. The butcher dragged throughout all of Japan. He eventually got to his slaughter house where he chopped off Hiro the sheep's front art/hoof/hand. Hiro, brought back to his senses screamed and changed back into a very naked Hiro. The butcher screamed and slit Hiro's throat. Hiro sunk to the floor and died. The butcher cut him up and sold his entire body. The end.
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