Welcome to Full Metal Life. n.n This is Ayumi Elric speaking, live from fanfiction dot net peoples, and have we a fanfiction for youz! Now you see, way back in the day, there was another fanfic with this name I wrote. But I didn't like it that much, and I couldn't think of anything else, sooo I decided to write a different version. Now this one probably makes more sense, and it actually has a plot!! Kinda…aaanyway.
Just so you're not confused, I'm using real life Ayumi/Eli. So descriptions might be a tad different.
Oh! And there are spoilers up to the movie, sooo, if you haven't finished Full Metal Alchemist, I'd advise you not to read this…unless you don't care about spoilers.
Disclaimer: The day I own Full Metal Alchemist is the day pigs fly, and little dwarfs in funny little hats start managing the stock exchange. Which means, I don't own it. But one day…one day soon, it'll be all mine!! WAHAHAHAHA!! –shot-
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"Eli, Eli, Eli, Eli, Eliiiiiiiiiii!"
"Hm?" Eli looked up from her locker, seeing her best friend Ayumi sprinting towards her. "WAH!"
"WHEE!!" Ayumi tackled her to the ground, giggling like mad.
"Oww…what the hell Ayumi?" Eli snapped, rubbing her head.
Ayumi pushed her dark brown bangs from her eyes. "S-sorry Eli." She said between fits of giggles.
Eli stared at her. "What's wrong with you?" She sighed.
Ayumi put her finger on her lips, thinking about it. "I was in science…" She started. "And we were playing with chemicals…"
"Ugh!" Eli slapped her forehead. "Don't tell me you were sniffing them again!"
Ayumi pouted, then giggled. "It was an accident. I wanted to make sure that the stuff was scentless like it said it was supposed to be. It wasn't."
"Idiot." She muttered, helping Ayumi up.
Ayumi's face flushed slightly. "I didn't do it on purpose! Hey, can I come to your house today?"
"I already told you. You can."
"Oh, you did? Yay! I can't wait, FMA marathon!"
Eli smiled. "Make sure you don't try to steal my plushies again."
"Race you to the bus!" Ayumi yelled, running outside.
"Hey!" Eli ran after her.
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"Ha! I win." Ayumi cheered, plopping down onto the window seat on the bus.
"You..you cheated!" Eli panted.
"Did not." Ayumi stuck out her tongue.
"Dirty little rat." Eli muttered.
"Don't call me little!" Ayumi wapped her on the head.
"Ow! Brat!"
She stuck out her tongue. "Serves you right." She said, pulling out a marker and uncapping it.
"You're not gonna sniff it, are you?!" Eli said unsurely.
"Oh yeeeah, I luuuurve sniffing the hell outta markers." Ayumi said sarcastically. "I'm drawing a transmutation circle. The one from the movie."
"Ohhh, why ddn't you say so then. I'll help."
Ayumi smiled, handing her another marker.
Aaaand in about 20 minutes
"Wow." Eli said in amazement as Ayumi finished up the runes. "We actually did it."
"Told ya we would." Ayumi smiled at the circle. "If only it worked."
"Maybe it does." Eli joked.
"Hmmm…" Ayumi stared hard at the circle, looking like she was concentrating hard. She clapped her hands together and slapped them on the circle. Eli blinked and watched her.
"Dammit, it didn't work!" Ayumi yelled in frustration, her hands on the side of her head.
Eli laughed. "You really expected it to?"
"Rrrg!" Ayumi punched at the wall near the window.
Suddenly the bus swerved sharply to its right, then left.
Screams rang through the bus.
"Eli!" Ayumi yelled out, trying to steady herself and her friend.
The bus lurched forward. Eli and Ayumi both slammed into the seat in front of them. Blood splattered onto the circle, and a loud crack was sounded.
"A-ayumi." Eli moaned, touching hr head where a large cut ripped through her forehead.
"My…arm. I think I broke it!" Ayumi gasped, holding her arm which stuck out in a weird angle.
The bus swerved again, this time rolling over.
The friends screamed, clutching at each other as the bus continued to rotate. Ayumi was suddenly wretched out of Eli's grasp, her head pitching through a window, showering Eli with glass.
"Ayumi!" Eli shouted in alarm, as the bus rolled over again, almost pulling Ayumi from the bus completely. Eli grabbed onto her friend's leg to try and pull her back before getting thrown back and hurtled into the roof formally below her. Another loud crack ensued, and Eli became limp.
The bus spun once more before finally stilling, shards of glass falling, people lying in all directions, most unconscious, others dead.
Ayumi made a weak, groaning sound, trying to pull her head from the glass. More cuts tore into her dark skin. "E-eli…" She squinted through tear filled eyes, seeing her friend in the aisle. Thinking she was dead, Ayumi panicked, dragging herself over the seat where the transmutation circle still lay…but halfway, she coughed, then vomited blood and lay still.
As her blood splashed around her, the transmutation slowly started to glow a strange gold, enveloping the bus in its light…
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Oh mi gawd, that ending was very emo indeed. This is supposed to be a comedy! XO Ah well. I promise, more fun stuff in the next chapter. Oh! And the thing about sniffing chemicals in the beginning…yeeeah, I do that in real life. –ahem- Don't try it. Don't eat the stuff either! –also did that- X3 And I ended in a bizarre cliffhanger, muahaha!
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