(This is my first story about Mortal Kombat...be gentle and please review)

"Oh my gosh! Look what I found. A Penny." Hotaro yelled in enjoyment.

"Wow, Hotaro I didn't know you where Jewish." Said Darrius.

"Oh hahahah very funny. Jackass." Said Hotaro as he bent over and punched Darrius in the nuts.

As Darrius rolled in pain on the floor he said "dude I was just kidding. I thought we where friends

now? I am going to get you back for that."

"Yeah yeah yeah whatever now where were we supposed to meet the Sub-Zero, and Scorpion?

They are the ones who invited us to the mall in the first place." Asked Hotaro as he helped Darrius

off the floor.

"They said we would meet them near the...baby gap." Darrius said in a quiet voice.

"Why the hell are they hanging out in baby gap?" Hotaro asked eyes wide open.

"I don't know." Darrius said shaking his head. "They said they really enjoyed euphemisms or something."

"Darrius, Hotaro over here." Scorpion and Sub-Zero yelled at the same time.

"Yeah that isn't gay. Hotaro said as he approached the two ninjas.

"Your calling me gay? You're the one who got molested by his uncle when he was five" Scorpion said smirking.

Hotaro eyes swelled up as he started to remember his uncle telling him to relax and called him Uncle Downtouch. Hotaro turned and ran away in horror.

"DUDE!!!! What the fuck? That was way over the top. You don't make fun of someone for getting molested." Sub-Zero yelled.

"Oh come on you have to admit it was pretty funny. I mean he had to call him Uncle Downtouch." Scorpion fell to the ground n laughter.

"Fine whatever now lets go get something to eat I am starving." Darrius said.

The three of them walked to the food court and decided to eat at Quan Chi's Pizza.

"Man I love this place it has original Netherealm pizza." Scorpion said.

"Ok whatever as long as they have Grape soda. I love that stuff." Darrius said.

Onaga looked up from behind the counter sadly and saw the three men walking his way. "Oh no!" He yelled they can't see me the Dragon King working at a pizza shop. What do I do what do I do?"

But it was to late all three of them looked strangely at the 20 foot tall Dragon King and Sub-Zero said "don't I know you from somewhere?"

"Yeah I was thinking the same thing" Scorpion said.

Onaga started breathing heavily and said "no we have never met before. And I definitely did not try to destroy your realm.

"Yeah your probable right. Well we will just take one sausage pizza please." Scorpion said

"Yeah you love your sausage don't you Scorpion?" Sub-Zero said.

"Ok enough talk about peppered meats for now. Lets just eat." Darrius said as he took the box from Onaga's hands.

As they walked away Onaga said to himself "dammit I hate those Mortal Kombat heros." He let out a loud scream as he grabbed another worker at the pizza shop and shoved him into the oven.

"Oh look there's a open table." Sub-Zero pointed out at the corner of the food court, next to the smoothie shop.

As the three of them where eating Scorpions eyes widened in horror. "We have to go now!" He yelled.

"Why what is it man? I am just getting second slice." Darrius said.

"Ok listen I have a cousin his name is Eugene I don't like hanging out with him. He always embarrasses me." Scorpion said looking jittery.

"Come on what could be so bad about him?" Sub-Zero said as he took another bite of his pizza.

"Well he is super-" Scorpion was cut off by his cousin Eugene yelling "Cousy Scorpi it's me Eugene."

Sub-Zero and Darrius turned around to see a man in full rainbow colored ninja specter cloths.

Sub-Zero's mouth drooped as he said "Holly shit."