Vegeta The Saiyan Prince
By Vegeta
(Really by Anthony J. Alves)
Chapter One
Introduction
What? I have to write about my life? Make me! …Well if this is what it takes to train under 450X gravity, eat and sleep under that damn Capsule Corp roof then so beat it! Reader! It's all your fault! You better hope I don't find you or I'll tear you apart!
Mpft, I was born 732 A.D (Saiyans live much longer than humans) but have stopped aging since I was 29yrs old (I won't grow old once I finally wish for immortality!). My name is Vegeta and my title is prince of all Saiyans! I weigh 123lbs and am 5'3 tall. I have black hair and black eyes. My skin is tanish but pretty fair for the most part. I am the rather unfortunate husband of Bulma Briefs. She is an annoying, loud mouthed woman who constantly interferes with my training. That woman is the one forcing me to do this. She said it would be good for me to "vent out my rage and arrogance". It's like she's constantly on her period, it drives me crazy! The woman has helped me a couple of times though, earning herself the right to breath the same air as the prince of all Saiyans. It's a shame she doesn't recognize this almighty privilege.
I currently have a young son named Trunks whom I often train to become stronger than Kakarot's two sons. Kakarot is my greatest enemy. My single purpose in life is to surpass him and conquer the universe in eternal life! Kakarot is strange, he has helped me and stopped me. Grrr, I HATE HIM! He confuses me so badly. Although I despise him he considers me his friend. We sometimes set aside our differences and fight together in order to preserve our great race and new home, earth. Phft, Enough of Kakarot. I will explain him later. If you don't like it then deal with it!
My true worth goes unnoticed. I have held my own against Freeza, Meta Cooler, Broly, Cell, countless machines and Majin Buu. I have crushed many enemies and so far ascended to Super Saiyan 2. I am the prince of all Saiyans, nothing can stop me. Yet the so called "World Martial Arts Champion" claims all the glory. In a sense he is the king of the human race. I am the prince of all Saiyans, therefore I outrank him! Doesn't anyone see this? Argh, enough of this. I'm going to resume my training!
