Dear Reader: This is a parody… of HP4. So my peeps, IF U FLAME ME FOR THIS STORY, SINCE IT"S MY FIRST STORY ON HERE, I'LL KILL YA!!! Ahem…em… also, this thing is completely random & extremely retarded. Yeah… have a nice day! & this chapter is short, but deal with- trips over a pebble & dies


Chpt. 1

THE DREEEAAAMMM (dun dun dunnn)

"What the hell…" the old guy (whatever his name is) looked out his window in suspicion as a light from the old Riddle house on the hill in the cemetery (I think) magically lit up.

He walked out with his flashlight in one hand & a samurai sword he just bought off eBay last week but took a while to send it since an old lady in an itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-polk-a-dot bikini was seducing the 90 year old U.P.S. guy who just came out of rehab, but luckily died & got a young girl to deliver it, in the other.

He got to the door, finally, & opened it slowly. He entered. Whispering was coming from upstairs, mysterious, yet disturbing whispering.

What is that thing? The old dude thought to himself, staring into the crack in the door which was leading to the whispering before. Cool! I rhymed! Anyway, suddenly, he heard feet coming from up behind him. His heart started to pound, his body began to sweat. Then, it came closer, & CLOSER, & CLOSER!!! HE LOOKED DOWN!!! HORRIFIED BY THE SICK, GROTESKNESS OF THIS CREATURE, HE PRACTICALLY SH HIS BRAN NEW SILKY LAVENDER PANTALOONS!!! THEN, WITH A HUGE GIRLY GASPING NOISE, HE SAW… (get ready) HE SAW… (hold on to your underwear) HE SAW…!!!

…a fluffy yellow chick.

Yes, everyone. An adorable baby chick. As I was saying, it ran into the room he was looking through before. All of a sudden, without warning, the door opened. Standing there was a severely ugly-ass person wearing rags holding up a wand.

"AVERDA KEDRAVRA!!!" He screamed. The old guy was suddenly dead. The only thought he had left on his mind before that very last moment, was if only he hugged the chick.


(THE NEXT MORNIN')

Hermione walked towards Harry's bed. "Harry! Harry, wake up!" Harry was having scar seizers again. Hermione sat her candle next to Harry. She walked backwards towards the door while rolling up her sleeves. "Alrighty!" She instantly ran towards Harry's bed screaming angrily, & gave him a body slam… elbows first.

"HACK!!!" Harry felt it, & sat up quickly. "WTF? Oh! Mornin' Hermione," He rubbed his stomach slightly soothing it from the intense impact he just experienced. Hermione walked up to Ron's bed, "RON WAKE UP!!!" She screamed in his ear, & Ron threw his covers up in terror. "GIANT MAN-EATING PANCAKES!!!"

(tbc)