The Drunken Song
by:albe-chan

I was so drunk
I couln't believe
That on Miroku
I had to sneeze

Inu Yasha
Just killed someone
He probably thought
That it was fun

I'm still drunk
And now I can see
Just how sexy
Miroku can be

Shippos drowsy
Myoga is too
Kikyo's dancing
Wearing my shoes!

I took Inu Yasha's
Necklace of beads
He really cried
For them he needs

I am much too drunk
To comprehend
Just what I'm doing
To my friend

Miroku just groped me
I don't think I care
Naraku's a bastard
And he has fake hair

I'm too damn drunk
to give a care
Why I'm in
Just my underwear

Miroku's gone
Hes vanished away
Inu Yasha and Kagome
Continue to play

I need another drink
I think I'm going sober
I can't wait
'Til this night is over

Pass the sake
Pass the rum
Pass the vodka
We'll have much fun

Well this is the end
Of my drunken song
For it turned out to be
Quite very long

Sango's my name
Or so I'm told
I'm gonna pass out
Yes, pass out cold.