Hello everyone! this is just something that popped up in my mind regarding Valentines and so here we go

Valentines VS Chocolates

Thousand Sunny was docked on the harbor of an island, time was a little bit after breakfast, sun's rays were hitting Thousand sunny directly. It was rare to have sun bathing down in new world because we already know about abnormalities of this region. Even though there are exceptions sometimes and this day was actually a big exception. Actually the place where Strawhats were was an exception itself

Sanji was in kitchen right now preparing something satisfying for his angels as usually. After some time Nami entered in kitchen looking in very good mood

"~HAI NAMI-SWAN! ~ What can this knight of love do for his angel?" doing his Mellorine dance and heart in eyes of course

"hey Sanji-kun, …hmm…actually…I was working on maps and just had a feeling to eat some chocolate, unfortunately I want to make it myself" Nami said while smiling and slowly she grabbed Sanji's arm ad started dragging him towards door "so, please let me work on it and leave the kitchen for some time" she was still smiling

"but-but Nami-san" Sanji said while being dragged by Nami

"NO 'BUTS'…I said leave me alone in kitchen for some time so just do it" opening the door Nami threw Sanji out on lawn with full force and Sanji landed right on his face

"what just happened to Nami-san all of a sudden?" that's all he could think right now and he had no other choice but to wait somewhere outside the kitchen "if that's how it's going to be then…~ROBIN-CHWAAN~" and Sanji left the lawn doing his doodle dance again

"tch! annoying jerk" that's what Zoro thought after watching this little performance and went back to sleep. For some reason Zoro's been feeling a little lazy today and didn't even thought about training. And Zoro being lazy means…he'll sleep all day…anyway let's move on…

After quite some time Nami opened kitchen's door and after once looking here and there started yelling at top of her voice "SANJI-KUN". Within two seconds Sanji reached outside still doing his doodle dance "~YES NAMI-SWAN? ~"

"unbelievable" Nami thought with a sweatdrop after witnessing his speed. After sighing once "come here Sanji-kun, I have to ask you something" gesturing Sanji to follow her Nami entered in kitchen and Sanji followed her still in his dance mode. Robin came out after Sanji and sat on the chair set in the lawn and started reading a book as usual

Entering inside the kitchen Sanji noticed a piece of Chocolate on the table and surprisingly enough it was heart shaped too…Sanji was confused now

"go ahead! taste it and tell me how it is" Nami said still bearing that smile from before. Getting closer to table Sanji took a piece from it and tasted it. Surprisingly enough again it was very good, almost as delicious as his cooking

"it's…very delicious…" Sanji said with still surprised expression

"then…go ahead and eat it" saying just that Nami left the kitchen walking like a wooden toy soldier and closed the door behind her. Sanji was staring at door right now still confused and slowly straightening up and putting his hands in pockets turned his eyes towards this piece of chocolate

"what is the meaning of this? There is something very important I'm not understanding regarding this situation, what is going on? think Sanji…think hard…what could it be that I'm neglecting?" just by coincidence Sanji's eyes landed on calendar in front of him while thinking and then looking at the date he started thinking again "fourteenth February…what?...wait a minute…" Slowly and steadily sweat started appearing on his forehead and his mouth started opening just then cigarette fell from his mouth and his eyes sprung out of his sockets reaching to calendar

"VALENTINE'S DAY…" Sanji fell on the floor with open arms looking at the ceiling "what's wrong with you Sanji? How can you forget it? Were those two years enough to make you forget about this wondrous day?"

Just then something else started appearing in his mind…

"wait a minute…Nami-san made a heart shaped chocolate saying that she wants to eat it and then instead she gave it to me…Nami-san gave me heart shaped chocolate…Nami-san gave me heart shaped chocolate on valentine's day…O.O…*sigh*…so that's it eh? Nami-san accepted me after all..." tears started falling like river from Sanji's eyes "thank goodness…oh god…thank you very much, how can I ever repay you? NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY, MY DREAM CAME TRUE"

JUST HOW MANY DREAMS DO YOU HAVE ANYWAY?...ahem…sorry about that, I lost myself there for a moment. Let's continue with it…After leaving the kitchen Nami was sitting along with Robin in lawn. Robin was as usually reading something…

"why is it taking so long for him to figure out?" Nami said while panicking a little bit, gritting her teeth and looking towards the kitchen "he's always dancing around me and now he can't figure it out?"

"maybe he is down because of the shock?" Robin said with her usual smile

"I don't hope so" Nami said while blushing a little bit and slamming her head on the table between them

"But it's still amusing to see that you finally gave in" Robin said while turning a page

"it's not that…It's just so that…he wouldn't bother me again…" Nami said sitting up and crossing her arms confidentially still blushing

"fufu…that kind of excuse wouldn't work" Robin said closing her eyes and laughing lightly

"whatever…" Nami finally gave in but then she decided to change the flow of tide and forming a smile and resting her face on her left hand asked "so Robin! Who are you giving your Valentine chocolate to?"

"…!...why would I give chocolate to anyone?" Robin asked with a serious expression

"because its valentines" Nami

"*sigh*and who would I give chocolate to?" Robin, giving a questioning look to Nami

"hmmm…I don't know…maybe…Zoro?" Nami said moving her eyes closer to Robin

"no I wouldn't…you are just speculating things yourself, and why would it be Zoro?" Robin

"don't know…it's just that you look so cute together" Nami said hugging herself "and I just have a feeling that there is something between you two"

"*sweat drop* no there isn't…he wouldn't accept chocolate from me anyway…*sigh*…and a heart one on top of that" Robin said closing her eyes and resting her back against chair

"huh?" Nami's expression changed like she has caught Robin and a grin appeared on her face "I never said a heart one"

"…*swaeting* you didn't? " Robin

Nami just shook her head slowly

"a-anyway…whatever you are saying is just nonsense…there is nothing like that…" Robin started reading again and it was clear on her face that she was trying to avoid this topic now. With a big sigh Nami decided to stop too and check on the moron in kitchen and standing up she started walking. Even though Robin was trying to read now her thoughts were not letting her to do so

"why does she think that way? It's nothing like that. Why chocolate in the first place? I know valentine's complete history and there isn't any presence of chocolate there. It's just a scam started by candy companies to increase their sales. I don't think he would accept a heart shaped chocolate from me…" Robin felt heat rising up her cheeks and darkness covered her eyes when some weird imaginations started flowing in her head…"I should stop thinking these things" in hope of getting rid of these thoughts Robin started reading aloud in her mind…unfortunately what Robin was reading right now turned out to be a Romance Novel…

' They were staring at each other standing in the wind blowing on the start of spring. Slowly hesitating Rose revieled a heart shaped package wrapped in beautiful red cover from her back and stretched it towards Zack who was staring at her with his usual stern eyes. Hesitantly Rose moved her lips

Rose: i…l-love y-you

She was hoping Zack to yell at her and strictly reject her proposal just as he does with other girls but instead Zack not only received that package but blew away all of her worries with a kiss she never had before…!...'

Robin started sweating and vibrating with deep blush and even darker eyes and just after a moment voice of paper ripping apart could be heard on the lawn of Sunny and a ripped apart book was thrown into the ocean…poor book…

"what a boring book" saying to herself slowly walking Robin left to get some other interesting book to read

After quite some time Sanji could be seen walking out of kitchen with drinks in his hands and now except Nami and Robin everyone else was out on lawn and Zoro was still sleeping on deck. Sanji looked quite in happy mood and was distributing drink even among male members happily which was quite surprise. After giving everyone their drink Sanji looked at the last remaining glass…it belonged to Zoro of course. Sighing he stood up and walked to where Zoro was

"oi Zoro" Sanji

"what?" Zoro cracked open his eye

"here's your drink" Sanji placed Zoro's drink in front of him while bending down

"what's with you?" Zoro said raising an eyebrow

"heh! Today's a special treat for everyone" Sanji's eyes turned to heart "Nami-san has finally accepted my undying love and we are going on a date for lunch" Sanji was dancing happily again

"heh! So she finally took pity on your stupid face eh?" Zoro said finishing his drink in one gulp and this statement wasn't going to go unconcerned

"what did you say?" Yellow light started emitting from Sanji and his hair started standing up

"just what you heard" green light started emitting from Zoro and his only useable eye started shining

Just in a moment gigantic yellow and green auras appeared on Sunny's deck and whole ship started shaking while big waves started rising in ocean when Nami came out and saw Chopper and Ussop running in circles while screaming

"what is going on?" Nami asked

"SANJI HAS GONE SUPER SAIYAN" Ussop

"ZORO HAS GONE DEVIL TRIGGER" Chopper

"WE ARE GONNA DIE" Brook

"PLEASE! NOT ON SUNNY" Franky

"what?" was all Nami could say and Luffy who was laughing so far leapt towards the two demons

"INTERESTING LET ME JOIN TOO GEAR SEC-BHUAW" Luffy received a heavy punch on his head and was lying on lawn with a big bump on his head. On the other side Sanji's eye and leg started shining and he lifted back his leg to attack and Zoro also in his demonic form got in stance while holding Shisuui's scabbard but before they could make contact fists landed on their head and they fell down on deck

"CAN'T YOU TWO KEEP IT DOWN FOR JUST ONE DAY?" Nami had totally lost her cool, she grabbed Sanji by his collar and lifted up "WHAT'S WITH YOU? AREN'T WE GETTING LATE? GO AND GET READY ALREADY" even though she wasn't ready herself Nami threw Sanji and he landed along with Luffy "honestly one after another all of you are idiots" Nami left to her room cursing under her breadth

More time passed and now Luffy, Chopper and Ussop were playing on the lawn while Zoro was yet again sleeping on deck. Robin came out and after looking here and there asked three boys

"Where is Nami? I don't see her anywhere" Robin

"eh? You don't know? Nami went on a date with Sanji" Ussop

"date? But I thought it would be at night" Robin

"well! They said they wanted to have Dinner on Sunny with everyone and so that's why now" Ussop

"oh…I see…" Robin started walking slowly, her head was still filled with thoughts and even after trying very hard they weren't leaving her alone. Robin went to kitchen to prepare some coffee for herself

"they should be enjoying themselves" she placed the pot on fire for coffee "chocolate eh? It's been a long time since I made chocolate myself, I wonder if I can still make it?" just like that she took out the ingredients for chocolate and started making it and after some time when it was prepared she placed it in a pot and gave it a final look to examine her work "it looks quite good, smell is very sweet too" breaking a little piece from it she tasted it and smiled to herself "it's quite good, I have to admit, this heart shaped chocolate is made perfectly…heart shaped chocolate… heart shaped chocolate…why did I make it in heart shape?" Robin starting sweating again while blushing "who would…I give it…to?" Weird imaginations started popping in her head again

Robin's imagination:

Zoro and Robin were standing in blowing sakura petals when nervously moving her eyes here and there and blushing Robin stretched out that heart shaped chocolate to give it to Zoro. Zoro was staring at her with usual stern expression. But then Zoro also stretched out his hand and after taking the chocolate Zoro pulled her into his arms and holding her chin moved his lips closer for a kiss…but just before the kiss imagination was ripped apart just like that book and was threw into the fire by an embarrassed Robin

Back to reality…

Robin was staring at the chocolate she made still blushing when she sensed someone approaching and quickly she hid the chocolate in a nearby drawer when suddenly Luffy entered the kitchen with his eyes closed and nostrils wide open. This made Robin confused

"*sniff**sniff*" Luffy started moving randomly in kitchen and sniffing objects one after other crawling through corners under the table and then suddenly popping his head up from under the table "there it is" Luffy stretched his hand towards the drawer where Robin hid the chocolate but Robin quickly grabbed his hand and twisted all of Luffy's body like a rubber band with a big number of extra hands

"what are you doing Luffy?" Robin asked while crossing her hands before her

"arrgh…something smelled very good here…please let me have it" Luffy said still struggling

"ah!...n-no…please Luffy you can have other things to eat..." Robin said a little bit startled

"but why?" Luffy started whining know

"it's because…" thinking a little bit "…because Sanji made it and he will be very angry if you eat it right now" Robin was still using all of her power to keep Luffy away from it

"*sigh*…ok" Luffy finally gave up and left kitchen still after trying two to three times to persuade Robin with his puppy eyes but with no success. Darkness covered Robin's eyes again "why was I protecting it so forcefully? I could've give it to him…this isn't good" after spending some more moments thinking Robin took heart-shaped chocolate to her room carefully hiding it from others. Some more time passed and she was still thinking about the happenings of the day so far when she suddenly realized something

"why have I wrapped it so beautifully in red sheet? …" looking at the carefully packed piece of chocolate "…and why have I decorated it with pink ribbon with flower arrangement?" same expression started appearing on her face again

"very well! I'll get rid of this thing once and for all" Robin left her room in hope of destroying this stupidly dangerous thing, but as she came out she noticed that there wasn't anyone on the ship. Carefully examining here and there with chocolate still in her hand she moved forward. After realizing that there really wasn't no one there she started climbing the stairs to deck and after few stepped her eyes landed on a sleeping Zoro and she stopped right in her tracks. Unfortunately Zoro had noticed her already and seeing her a little bit startled Zoro turned his face to Robin and spoke up

"is something wrong?" Zoro said in his stern expression

"n-no, it's nothing" Robin quickly hid the package behind her while it was still out of Zoro's visible range and climbing stairs moved on deck still keeping package out of Zoro's sight "where is everyone?" Robin said getting her composure back

"in the aquarium I think" Zoro

"oh…" Robin turned away from Zoro and once again started staring at the package in her hand. Just after staring for a moment Robin started shaking and sweating again which made Zoro really confused

"um…are you okay?" Zoro asked narrowing his eye

"ah! Y-yes " Robin was startled again and quickly turned to Zoro hiding the package behind her again

"you don't look so good to me" Zoro

Robin was blushing now and Zoro was very confused that what the hell is going on? Then Robin closed her eyes and with one sigh quickly stretched the package in front of Zoro's face which forced him to move his face a little back

"here…just take it" Robin said blushing heavily and turning her eyes away

Zoro grabbed the package and with a sweat drop stared at the thing he was holding for a second

"what is it?" after not getting answer for few moments Zoro moved his eyes from package to where Robin was standing and … Robin wasn't there anymore "wow! …amazing speed" Zoro thought

Robin sat on her bed hiding her flushed face in her knees "I can't believe I did that…*sigh* it's going to be very hard facing him again"

Outside on deck Zoro was still looking at the package he was holding

"what the hell is this anyway? And what's with her attitude? And what's with this fancy decoration?" it was useless to think like this because he didn't know the answers himself so he decided to open it and after ripping carefully packed packing apart mercilessly Zoro was just staring at it with dark eyes

"chocolate? Is she playing with me? What kind of joke is this? She expects me to eat chocolate? Wouldn't booze be much better choice?" still Zoro moved his other hand and picking a little piece ate it "hm? It isn't bad" Zoro said to himself but quickly his eyes turned dark again "but I don't like chocolate"

"what's that Zoro?" Luffy asked who came out just a moment ago and moved to where Zoro was sitting

"chocolate" Zoro said sternly

"EH? CHOCOLATE? IS IT TASTY? GIVE ME SOME TOO" Luffy asked with his tongue hanging out

"here have it" Zoro handed all of it to Luffy and Luffy quickly started eating it "WOW! IT'S GREAT, ARE YOU GIVING ALL OF THIS TO ME?" Luffy asked excitedly

"yeah I said you can have it now let me have a peaceful nap" Zoro said sternly again and closed is eye drifting back to sleep

Holding chocolate in his hand and eating bit by bit Luffy happily came down on lawn when Sanji and Nami came back from their date

"ah! That was great, I enjoyed it" Nami said while stretching a little bit

"~I'm glad you enjoyed it Nami-swan~" Sanji said doing his dance again and stopping suddenly and grabbing Nami's arm he pulled her in his arms "I promise I'll make you enjoy all of your life" with sparkling background

"yo! Nami, Sanji how are you" Luffy said waving his hand while holding a piece of chocolate in it and both of them noticed Luffy holding a heart-shaped chocolate which wasn't in its proper shape any longer

"h-heart shaped chocolate?" Sanji said looking very surprised

"Luffy! Who gave it to you?" Nami was looking very serious too

"eh? Zoro did…" casually stuffing chocolate in his mouth and just like that he left inside to others while on lawn Sanji got his fuse blown and he snapped and fell on ground while Nami was just standing there with wide eyes…

"Z-Zoro gave L-Luffy a h-heart-shaped chocolate? …so t-that's why he wasn't interested in women? And…on t-top of t-that…L-Luffy accepted it? …so t-that's why b-both of them weren't interested in women?...this is…not good…"

And so one event after another it turned out like this what will happen next? Let's see…


DAMN! WHENEVER I THINK IT WOULD BE A ONE-SHOT IT BECOMES UNEXPECTEDLY LONG WTH?

Anyway...just tell me how you felt about this one and i'll think whether i should complete it or not based on that

for now...MILLION THANKS FOR READING AND MILLION POWER MILLION FOR REVIEWING...GOOD BYE