A little bit of Christmas cheer goes a long way. This was done by my dear friend S3v3rusIsMin3 and myself. I'm putting it up because I think it's funny. Please read and review :D

Twelve Days of Akatsuki.

On the first day of Christmas

Zetsu gave to me

A carnivorous Christmas tree

On the second day of Christmas

Deidara gave to me

Proof of his gender

And a carnivorous Christmas tree

On the third day of Christmas

Itachi gave to me

Three days of torture

Proof of his gender

And a carnivorous Christmas tree

On the fourth day of Christmas

Kakuzu gave to me

A whole in the chest

Three days of torture

Proof of his gender

And a carnivorous Christmas tree

On the fifth day of Christmas

Kisame gave to me

Five shark attacks

A whole in the chest

Three days of torture

Proof of his gender

And a carnivorous Christmas tree

On the sixth day of Christmas

Pein gave to me

Six facial piercings

Five shark attacks

A whole in the chest

Three days of torture

Proof of his gender

And a carnivorous Christmas tree

On the seventh day of Christmas

Konan gave to me

Seven paper cuts

Six facial piercings

Five shark attacks

A whole in the chest

Three days of torture

Proof of her gender

And a carnivorous Christmas tree

On the eighth day of Christmas

Sasori gave to me

Eight poisoned Kunai

Seven paper cuts

Six facial piercings

Five shark attacks

A whole in the chest

Three days of torture

Proof of his gender

And a carnivorous Christmas tree

On the ninth day of Christmas

Hindan gave to me

Nine dirty cuss words

Eight poisoned Kunai

Seven paper cuts

Six facial piercings

Five shark attacks

A whole in the chest

Three days of torture

Proof of his gender

And a carnivorous Christmas tree

On the tenth day of Christmas

Tobi gave to me

A giant fucking head ache

Nine dirty cuss words

Eight poisoned Kunai

Seven paper cuts

Six facial piercings

Five shark attacks

A whole in the chest

Three days of torture

Proof of his gender

And a carnivorous Christmas tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas

Akatsuki gave to me

A blood stained cloak

A giant fucking head ache

Nine dirty cuss words

Eight poisoned Kunai

Seven paper cuts

Six facial piercings

Five shark attacks

A whole in the chest

Three days of torture

Proof of their gender

And a carnivorous Christmas tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas

Leaf village gave to me

A place in the bingo book

A blood stained cloak

A giant fucking head ache

Nine dirty cuss words

Eight poisoned Kunai

Seven paper cuts

Six facial piercings

Five shark attacks

A whole in the chest

Three days of torture

Proof of their gender

And a carnivorous Christmas tree

Have a very merry Christmas everyone: P