A little bit of Christmas cheer goes a long way. This was done by my dear friend S3v3rusIsMin3 and myself. I'm putting it up because I think it's funny. Please read and review :D
Twelve Days of Akatsuki.
On the first day of Christmas
Zetsu gave to me
A carnivorous Christmas tree
On the second day of Christmas
Deidara gave to me
Proof of his gender
And a carnivorous Christmas tree
On the third day of Christmas
Itachi gave to me
Three days of torture
Proof of his gender
And a carnivorous Christmas tree
On the fourth day of Christmas
Kakuzu gave to me
A whole in the chest
Three days of torture
Proof of his gender
And a carnivorous Christmas tree
On the fifth day of Christmas
Kisame gave to me
Five shark attacks
A whole in the chest
Three days of torture
Proof of his gender
And a carnivorous Christmas tree
On the sixth day of Christmas
Pein gave to me
Six facial piercings
Five shark attacks
A whole in the chest
Three days of torture
Proof of his gender
And a carnivorous Christmas tree
On the seventh day of Christmas
Konan gave to me
Seven paper cuts
Six facial piercings
Five shark attacks
A whole in the chest
Three days of torture
Proof of her gender
And a carnivorous Christmas tree
On the eighth day of Christmas
Sasori gave to me
Eight poisoned Kunai
Seven paper cuts
Six facial piercings
Five shark attacks
A whole in the chest
Three days of torture
Proof of his gender
And a carnivorous Christmas tree
On the ninth day of Christmas
Hindan gave to me
Nine dirty cuss words
Eight poisoned Kunai
Seven paper cuts
Six facial piercings
Five shark attacks
A whole in the chest
Three days of torture
Proof of his gender
And a carnivorous Christmas tree
On the tenth day of Christmas
Tobi gave to me
A giant fucking head ache
Nine dirty cuss words
Eight poisoned Kunai
Seven paper cuts
Six facial piercings
Five shark attacks
A whole in the chest
Three days of torture
Proof of his gender
And a carnivorous Christmas tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Akatsuki gave to me
A blood stained cloak
A giant fucking head ache
Nine dirty cuss words
Eight poisoned Kunai
Seven paper cuts
Six facial piercings
Five shark attacks
A whole in the chest
Three days of torture
Proof of their gender
And a carnivorous Christmas tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Leaf village gave to me
A place in the bingo book
A blood stained cloak
A giant fucking head ache
Nine dirty cuss words
Eight poisoned Kunai
Seven paper cuts
Six facial piercings
Five shark attacks
A whole in the chest
Three days of torture
Proof of their gender
And a carnivorous Christmas tree
Have a very merry Christmas everyone: P
