AGGGHHH!" Lana screamed "Goddamn my live and the people who live in it."
"Jesus women calm down." Pam said
"How can I calm down, i'm heading to my family convention with Archer and Mrs Archer and Ron..." Lana sighed "And you for some reason."
"I told you, Archer usual drive guy is taking a holiday so he hired me to help drive there." Pam said
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Ron could have easily given us a car to drive but no Sterling said he has a perfect way to get there without any additional cars." Mallory grumbled while Archer and Ron talked
"So they invaded your personal place completely nude and were vague as hell." Ron said
"Yep."
"... Well yeah of course you would misread that into being a invitation to sex." Ron stated
"Thank you!" Archer said
Meanwhile car was driving inconspicuosly behind them
"Remind me why were doing this?" Ray yawned
"Cause i know Ms Archer doing that thing again." Cyril stated
"She sleeping with the head of the KGB?" Cheryl asked
"No!"
"Aww..." Krieger said disappointed.
"She sending Archer on certain cases alone cause she think he won't screw up like he did with the CIA special ones." Cyril said
"But didn't he almost screwed up all the time?" Cheryl asked
"EXACTLY! and i refuse to let my agency name be tarnished cause of it!" Cyril snapped
"Err... should we remind him, Lana and Pam are with the archers or..." Krieger said
"Let him have this." Ray said "Besides how bad could this backfire."
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"Okay so i get why Archer going, but why the other two?" Pam said
"That was Archer fault, he was bragging about my dad car, and hoping the money the CIA giving him will be use to repair it."
"Ahh there it is." Pam said "She wants to weasel into your dad good graces to leech some money. There no way i can picture her going to theses sort of things willingly. But why is Ron going, I thought he wanted to avoid our usual antics?"
"He read an article about that bradley guy and suspect Mallory possibly cheating on him before he died." Lana sighed
"Which she was. Though to be fair, he wasn't exactly clean either that dead hypocrite. At least with you and Archer both of you are aware your trying to out jealous the other before hitting on other people" Pam said
"Thanks alot." Lana said sarcastically
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"Why are we stopping now, it suppose to be a 5 hour drive." Mallory said
"Cause A) the family thing tomorrow." Archer said
"WHAT!" Mallory snapped
"I need to talk to you privately and i know i can't do it on your own turf." Lana stated
"and B) we left at like 6:30 and it's already 9. We might as well stop at a motel to sleep." Pam said pointing at a motel
"Ugh... i thought i was through sleeping with you idiots when we moved out of the tunt manor." Mallory sighed
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"There stopping at a cheap ass motel." Ray said using binoculars.
"HAHA!" Cyril shouted
"Haha what?" Cheryl said
"It's obvious she there to meet the client." Cyril said
"Really?" Krieger said dubiously
"Yes, and before you say you doubt Mallory would go to some cheap motel, remember Donovan King apartment.
"How can I forget." Krieger said. "Soo many good hankerchefs."
"But she didn't see his house till we got the job, well more after the job after Pam killed the guy." Cheryl said.
"Fine, if you guys refuse to see logic, then i shall go and get proof." Cyril said annoyed. "Krieger go out and spy out them."
"What, why me?" Krieger asked
"I'm the boss now, and your the employee so you have to do what i say!" Cyril snapped
"Plus the last time he tailed someone he nearly got killed by Archer derange school bullies." Ray said
"Well yeah that too."
"Fine but can i at least change before i sneak in." Krieger said
"Fine but make it quick." Cyril stated "Who knows what there talking about in there."
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"Well it be my first trip to San francisco in a long while." Mallory said as they were waiting to get there keys
"What? you been here before?" Pam said surprised
"Yes it was during the time the government conducted a series of warfare simulations on american cities to see the effects would play out in the events of an actual chemical attack. I was part of navel one title Operation: Sea-Spray after being denied to be part of Big Buzz." Mallory said
"What?" Lana said surprise
"Oh i heard of that one. Big Buzz was the one were the Army released a bunch of mosquitos somewhere in georgia to determine if the air-dropped mosquitoes could survive to take meals from humans. and i think Sea-Spray was... " Archer said snapping his fingers trying to refresh his memory
"They were spraying Bacterial Pathogens in San Francisco with a little aid from my organization on that part." Mallory stated
"Goddamn." Lana said disturbed
"Oh relax's, aside from pneumonia, San Francisco got off easy." Mallory stated "Plus i got some connections out of it."
"And let me guess some were CIA related." Archer sighed
"The ones you used for the cocaine plan thing." Ron said
"Which led to our current job situation." Lana said
Mallory glared at them "You know for people who complain that I whine about the CIA thing, your quick to bring it up."
"Not our fault you set up the punchline." Pam said as the guy came and handed them two keys. "We'll take one room you take the other."
"Fine by me, i don't want to listen to Mother bitching." Archer said "You coming Ron?"
"Yeah yeah. " Ron said.
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"What taking Krieger so long?" Cyril said as they waited outside the van they parked in a wooded area.
"Okay i'm good to go."
"What the- how is that a stealth gear!?" Ray snapped as Krieger was dress like a dominatrix
"It was the only clean dark clothes i had, michiko and i use the other for sex night." Krieger said "Now i'm off!"
They watch Krieger run out "Ten buck says this bites us in the ass." Ray said
