How long?….how long has it been? I don't remember… I can't remember how long its been since I did anything on this website to post something….. Wow I completely fail at life HAAAHAAHAAAAAAAA!... Okay lets see what I have in my mind shall we? Hmmmmm lets rewrite the first chapter to :overlord rise of the black phantom:
Naruto: oh so now you decide to update dumbass
Jinto: HEY! Its not my fault I was stuck with a stupid fossil of a mac!
Naruto: *shrugs* dumbass
Jinto:…. Meanie…..
Naruto: dumbass doesn't own me or anything
He couldn't do it… he couldn't protect them he couldn't do anything….. Oh Kami why did he have to be so weak! A blond haired boy with tattered orange and blue clothes watched in horror as his team was beaten by some missing nin.
"damn! Why? Why can't I win!" he asked himself as Zabuza the one he was fighting had caught him from his admittedly wild dash and grabbed him. As Naruto struggled to get out of the grip he was thrown off the bridge he heard the cries of his friends.
"was I always this weak?" he asked to himself as the currents of water pulled him under
Naruto shook his head as he choked and held his throat as he gagged for breath the ocean currents pulling him deeper into its depths his only thoughts were that he never became Hokage… he never got a date with Sakura, never had a family he growled he couldn't die by some stupid water! He had to live dammit! He soon felt a tug on his jacket collar he barely looked up and saw the ugliest thing ever it was a bright blue with green eyes with webbed hands and feet letting it swim rather fast he noted before he passed out…..
Drip…..
Drip…..
Drip…..
Naruto groggily awakened he found himself in a dimly lit sewers he shook his head as he stood up shakily "h-how?" he asked to no one in particular.
"so your awake human" a voice rung out. Naruto in shock looked around "W-where are you!" he shouted the voice laughed "behind you!" it said as Naruto turned around only to see the snout of a giant fox "fuck….." Naruto muttered as he tried to jump away from it but he tripped in the ankle deep water. He landed on his back again but he luckily dodged the paw that was aimed a him. "you're the nine tailed fox!" Naruto shouted as he jumped back up the fox nodded some "yes I am" it said as Naruto glared at it. "what do you want?" he asked the fox. The fox chuckled some as it shook its massive head "I want nothing yet I have every thing…I am kurosaki Ichigo" the fox said as he looked down at Naruto who looked back at him "what do you want? I'm kinda drowning right now" he said as he put some space between him and Ichigo huffed as he rolled his eyes "your fine boy something had carried you out right now your resting" he told Naruto as Naruto nodded as he looked at the fox "so what's gong on?" Naruto asked Ichigo. "im not sure boy…. But I'm getting a bad feeling…" Ichigo said as he noticed something wrong something outside was happening he barely made out the faint sounds of chanting.
That was when they both felt it a pain like no other. "S-stupid fox! Whats happening to us!" he shouted as he looked up and saw the fox melting away and gushing into him Naruto only had a small chance to see his mindscape crumble away until nothing remained but the black/red stuff from Ichigo…..but that was when the true pain hit every thing had never felt so painful as if some was forcefully shoving a hundred kunai in every inch of skin he had he never noticed the milky white mask floating beside him…..
Some where else….
He yawned slowly as he had to shake his head from the growing headache "damn sun…sun?" he looked up and shouted "I'M FREE!" he called out happily he was even more surprised when he was wearing his shohaksho and hakuma and even his captain's badge on his right arm. "so im out….now where the hell am I?" he asked him self.
