THE PAINS OF BEING HARRY POTTER

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter...*wishful sigh*...i wish i did though...

CHPTR 1

It was a normal morning in the Potter household. Surprisingly normal seeing that the Potters were a family of witches and wizards. And that too not just any witches and wizards. Harry Potter, the father, was one of the most famous wizards of all time, known for defeating the Dark Lord Voldemort.

But enough about that. Returning to our beautiful family of five at Godric's Hollow, England.

Ginny Potter awoke to a loud noise. No, it wasn't an alarm clock, it was an almost-a-year-old Lily bawling her eyes out on having woken up and having found neither of her parents present….again.

"Harry wake up! It's your turn" she said, poking her sleeping husband in the sides. Harry whined as he rolled to face her and on opening his eyes gave a tiny scream. "Who are you and what have you done to my wife?" "Huh?" she asked and walked to the mirror and saw that someone had used black marker to give her a handlebar moustache and a hideous pair of glasses not so different from the ones Harry wore at school.

"Who…." Was all she managed to choke out before a loud wail echoed from Lily's room.

"Looks like James discovered markers" was her husband's witty reply. She scowled at him saying "You take care of Lily while I have a little talk with your son."

As he entered Lily's room and lifted her out of the cot Harry could hear Ginny screech "JAMES SIRIUS POTTER WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS?" to the giggling four-year-old.

A furious Ginny could be scarier than Voldemort cornered with a nose. He decided he would go rescue James.

He was Harry Potter after all.