Teacher Rant

By

Wings Vaporeon

Wings:  Hello and Welcome to rant time you host is well I, angel, devil, both bakura's and yami Yugi.

Angel:  Yeah rants, rants we get to make rants!

Devil stares at Angel, and then opens a large book with the title war and peace on the spin.

Wings:  Angel, and Devil are my ultra ego's Angel is an eevee, and Devil is a vaporeon with glass at the end of her nose.

Devil raises her head, she us her paw and push her glass up a bit.

Angel:  Both Bakura's are here plus… him.

Angel points to Yami Yugi with her tail. Yami Yugi just waves then cross his arms across his chest. Yami Bakura sits on the floor with a game boy in his hands, he snickers from time to time.  Bakura sits at the computer with a smile on his face.

Bakura:  All right folks we will have music going in the back ground for each rant and this music for this rant is Captain Jack from DDR 3rd Mix.

Bakura puts the mid and he smiles at everyone he waves, then toss his white hair back. Yami Bakura looks at him then sighs as he picks up a Clearly Canadian bottle and drink out of it or magic water as they call it.

Devil:  This rants is about Teachers

Angel:  Yes teachers, why teachers?

Wings:  There are some teacher that should not teach, and there are some that are great teachers.

Yami Bakura:  So this is on both time of teacher's right?

Yami Yugi:  I guess so

Wings:  Coaches oh gods they should never teach, never, never my math teacher doesn't teach well!!

Bakura:  Put you got an 81 in that class for these 6 weeks!

Wings:  That not the point we didn't have any test that week.

Bakura: Oh well then that make sense

Yami Bakura:  Not what I heard this guy take test grades only! No homework, no daily, and class work right Wings?

Wings:  Yes and he coaches basketball for girls!! UG WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT PICTURE A GUY TEACHING GIRLS TO PLAY BASKETBALL!

Devil:  I hate to agree with you some couches shouldn't teach at all but there are some that are great.

Yami Bakura:  No teachers are good

Wings stares at Yami Bakura then whacks him on the head with a large mallet on his head.  Yami Bakura grabs his head with his head and whines a little.

Yami Bakura:  WHY YOU LITTLE

Bakura:  Behave yami please?
Yami Bakura:  YOU LITTLE WITCH COME HERE YOU!

Yami Bakura starts to chase Wings, they run down the stairs.

Yami Yugi:  That was odd but teachers, teachers do teach thing they…um well um.

Angel:  There boring, that what they are ENGLISH why teach it when we can speak it, I mean yeah grammar is important but, when will you need to know where to find a verb in a sentences at an adult, you can only us this stuff for game shows and that all!!

Devil:  True but English important they do some great read matter in that class, and that stuff will teach them to write properly.

Angel:  When will we need that huh Devil?

Devil:  Good Point Angel but oh forget it!

Wings come up the steps with a happy look on her face she had a chain leash in her hand.  Wings yanks up on the leash and smiles.  Yami Bakura was at the end with a leather collar on his neck, he lets a out a low snarl.  He had white dog-ears on his head and a black shirt that read Property of Wings.  He had a sour look on his face as he sat on the step with his arms cross his chest. Wings hug him and smiles, Yami Bakura only snorts then lets out a yawn.

Wings:  I got my bishonen on a leash he he.

Bakaura looks over at them, he puts on a pouty face then points to himself and says "I thought I was you bishi Wings," he said then looks away still with a pouty face.

Wings: You too Bakura, I have to cool bishi to myself!

Angel, and Devil look at each other then pretend they didn't hear anything.  Yami Yugi was sound asleep with drool out on the side his mouth.  Devil sighs the taps Yami Yugi with her paw waking him up.

Yami Yugi:  Oh yeah some teachers shouldn't teach because they don't have the teaching ability like that math teacher of yours Wings…. Wings?  What is she dunning to both Bakura's?

Devil: She just in her happy place leave her be Yami, leave her be please.

Bakura smiles as he mews softly as Wings brush out his hair with a small hairbrush.  Bakura put on car ears and a tail.  He smiles as his Yami pouts, Yami looks at then sighs as he looks up at Wings.  Wings starts to brush brush Yami hair out; he lets out happy growls as the brush goes threw his hair.

Yami Bakura:  What can't I be happy?

Bakura nods his head as he gets up; he sits at the computer starts to type on the computer. 

Yami Yugi:  Any some teachers can't teach worth a flip, some of them can't keep the students minds on them.  Gods, anyway some teachers are cool if they can keep my interest on them to learn.

Wings:  So need to be locked up and never heard from again! 

Yami Bakura nods his head as he remembers meeting Wings Learning Strategy Teacher. 

Wings:  This is true, very true she writes out on the bathroom pass Litter box pass, and she saw you better us that fresh scope.

Both Yami look at each other and shakes their heads.  Angel eyes went small with sweat drops around her face.  Devil gets a sweat drop; Bakura makes a sick look on his face.  Wings only shake then lets out a sigh as she puts her face in Yami Bakura hair.  Yami Bakura pulls Wings into a hug.

Wings:  That only the start

All:  There more??

Wings:  Yes

Yami Yugi:  Oh no

Devil:  Oh holy moo cows!

Angel:  SMATA!

Yami Bakura:  Poor Wings

Bakura:  Oh dear…

Wings:  Yeah if you fall asleep in her class she kisses you with lipstick that will not come off!

Both Bakura's:  OH DEAR GODS!

Yami Yugi:  I think she has problems!

Angel:  No kidding!

Devil:  Great someone call the psycho place one the lose!

Wings:  It gets worst

All:  OH NO WHAT NOW?

Wings:  If you guys pass gas in her glass she sprays you with dog odorant, or oranges or some other junk!

Yami Bakura:  Okay she won the most weirdest teacher award!

Bakura:  Amen

Yami Yugi:  Agree

Devil:  When do we give it to her?

Angel:  Never!

Wings:  Ah yeah she would kill us but then that not half of it, she calls you fleabags, and her grandchildren she never stops talking.

Bakura:  That not bad

Wings:  They're her cats, dog and horse!

Bakura:  Okay that not health

Yami Bakura:  She lonely!

Yami Yugi:  Agree

Devil and Angel:  We have to put up with her too with Wings you know.

Yami's and Bakura:  We know!!

Wings:  Anyway that today rants please stay turn for our next rant, which well where not quite done with this one!

Yami Bakura:  We will see ya later so until next rant time!

Bakura:  Have a pleasant day!

Angel:  GOOD NIGHT!

Devil:  Lets do some DDR

Yami Yugi:  I'm game

Wings:  Please review on what we should rant next!  Good night people!