The Fellowship meets Redi-Whip
Disclaimer: I don't own the Fellowship....oo what an exciting concept......owning the Fellowship, or Redi-Whip.
"Hehehehehe" "HEHEHEHE" "HAHAHA"
"Would you bloody shut up Pip, I've had enough of your cackling." Said Legolas. He had been listening to Pippin have a mental breakdown for the last hour.
"Elf boy you never have any fun, why don't you spice up life and try some of this white stuff?" Pip countered back.
Pip held up a can with the words Redi-Whip on it.
"What's this?" Asked Leggy.
"This friend" exclaimed Pip "is called Redi-Whip".
"What in bloody hell is Redi-Whip?" yelled Lego quite close to losing his temper.
"You don't know about Redi-Whip? Asked Pippin
"Don't think he knows bout Redi-Whip" said Merry.
By this time Leggy was bouncing in his chair feeling quite antsy about this new miracle substance. He didn't know what it was but he had a feeling it was good and he was craving some.
As Pippin and Merry carried on quite lost in one of their deep, sensual conversations, our pretty little archer was now on the verge of losing it.
He was jumping up and down in a jig that much resembled the potty dance that Frodo does when the black riders are getting near.
At last, Merry handed him a can "here my elf-friend try some of this".
Dumbfounded, Leg Leg looked at the mystery food. He had it, now the only problem was how to dispense it. How on Middle Earth was he supposed to eat this stuff?
He looked up about to cry "how my good hobbit, Merry, do you eat this?"
Merry gave him his best you're an idiot look and showed him how to push the little thingy to dispense the substance.
Finally the elf had it figured out.
He was so excited that he started to make a song for the Redi-Whip...
Oh rediwhip how I love you so...
Well you get the idea. Lets just say that by the end of the evening Legolas was so high off of the nitrous oxide that he was breakdancing on the floor.
Muahhhahahaha. Well folks that's all I have left in me. Tell me what ya think.
jolie
Disclaimer: I don't own the Fellowship....oo what an exciting concept......owning the Fellowship, or Redi-Whip.
"Hehehehehe" "HEHEHEHE" "HAHAHA"
"Would you bloody shut up Pip, I've had enough of your cackling." Said Legolas. He had been listening to Pippin have a mental breakdown for the last hour.
"Elf boy you never have any fun, why don't you spice up life and try some of this white stuff?" Pip countered back.
Pip held up a can with the words Redi-Whip on it.
"What's this?" Asked Leggy.
"This friend" exclaimed Pip "is called Redi-Whip".
"What in bloody hell is Redi-Whip?" yelled Lego quite close to losing his temper.
"You don't know about Redi-Whip? Asked Pippin
"Don't think he knows bout Redi-Whip" said Merry.
By this time Leggy was bouncing in his chair feeling quite antsy about this new miracle substance. He didn't know what it was but he had a feeling it was good and he was craving some.
As Pippin and Merry carried on quite lost in one of their deep, sensual conversations, our pretty little archer was now on the verge of losing it.
He was jumping up and down in a jig that much resembled the potty dance that Frodo does when the black riders are getting near.
At last, Merry handed him a can "here my elf-friend try some of this".
Dumbfounded, Leg Leg looked at the mystery food. He had it, now the only problem was how to dispense it. How on Middle Earth was he supposed to eat this stuff?
He looked up about to cry "how my good hobbit, Merry, do you eat this?"
Merry gave him his best you're an idiot look and showed him how to push the little thingy to dispense the substance.
Finally the elf had it figured out.
He was so excited that he started to make a song for the Redi-Whip...
Oh rediwhip how I love you so...
Well you get the idea. Lets just say that by the end of the evening Legolas was so high off of the nitrous oxide that he was breakdancing on the floor.
Muahhhahahaha. Well folks that's all I have left in me. Tell me what ya think.
jolie
