Hi this a story we wrote with one of my friends. English= not first language, just to make that clear. Anyway this story includes lots of fandoms and make sure to send me your favorite character so I can add her/him. Anyway I accept ideas to torture our fellow players who are fab btw. (and btw rumpelstilskin will not die, you will no what i'm talking about when you read it) If you find any grammar mistakes pls tell me in a review. I will update as soon as I can, pls review and stuff. Here are the couples so far:
Elijah: Skylar: Klaus
Stiles: Brooklyn
Hayley: Derek
Bianca: Isaac
Captain Swan
Dean:( OC request)
Sam: (OC request)
Brian and Stewie(not a gay couple, but friendship)
Luis and Peter
Meg and Nobody(poor nobody)
Rumpbelle(I think that is how you write it?)
and much more
Alright let's begin
Batman: Because i'm BATMAN
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Main Hosts:
Stewie, Brian,(because he's) Batman
Judges:
Elijah Mikaelson, Lydia, Rumpelstiltskin(deceased, cause of death: Klaus Mikaelson, Reason: unknown), Coach Bobby Finstock
After show:
The chef(lol), Stefan Salvatore, Peter Griffin, Greenberg (deceased, cause of death: Coach Bobby Finstock, Reason: Greenberg sucks)
Teams:
Alphas:
Team Captain: Hayley Marshall
Stiles (unknown) Bilinski (Abdominal Snowman/sarcastic twat)
Skylar Angeles (Los Angeles/Sky/vixen)
Brooklynn Black (Brooke/Brookly the Bully)
Niklaus Mikaelson (Nick Jonas/Klaus/Klausie da queen/Klausie/Stupid dumbass crap bag douchepants/Psychotic Killer/Psycho/Chicken/What the holy hell?/Sterek shipper/original hybrid psycho/the original douchebag)
Perseus Jackson (Percy/Seaweed Brain/Cupcake)
Kira Yukimura (Kitsune/Kitsuna by stupid cricket sound guy)
Hermione Granger (Smartpants)
Bonnie Bennett (Witch)
Voldemort/The Mute (BFFs forevah)
Beatrice Prior (Tris/Six/person)
Betas:
Team Captain: Dean
Derek Hale (Sourwolf/Emohog/*cricket sound*)
Allison Argent (Arrowhead/L/ y u so obsessed with me Scott)
Katniss (Katnip/Kat Nipple, Peniss)
Sam (Weirdo/Sammy)
Damon Salvatore (Drunkie/Damon the 8====o )
Rebekah Mikaelson (Lady/biatch/Rebecca Ferguson)
Killian Jones (hook/drunk idiot/damon 2)
Peeta (Bread/Pite/Pita/Poop/peeniss)
Harry Potter(Magic Guy/harry styles/u r a wizar hery/Hairy Puta)
Omegas:
Team Captain: Castiel(the book guy, ship it, the bird is the word)
Bianca (Bianks/Brutal Bianca, Badass Bianca)
Isaac Lahey (Scarfy, Kol 2,)
Elena Gilbert (Annoying Slut/liam dunbar's wife)
Liam douchebar (he's not worthy enough to be nicknamed)
Nico DeEmo (The Emo/Nico DeEmo, Emo)
Scott McCall (Lacrosse Guy, hero to zero/ who the hell is scott/Allison,Allison,Allison,Kira,Kira,Kira)
Tobias Eaton (Four/4/Fantastic 4/Bias)
Emma Swan(The savior, blondie, EMOOK)
June 1st
12:00 am
Total Drama Multi Fandom Auditions
"Aaaaaaaaaaand go! NOWWWW!" Stewie said
"Why are we doing this? I mean don't we all have something better and more intellectual to do than host a tv show about people hitting the crap out of each other?" Brian asked with an annoyed tone while taking a sip from his cocktail.
"You are one to talk, you're a freaking dog" said Lydia as she rolled her eyes.
"BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!" Batman said his marvelous catchphrase.
"Interesting remark my dear friend" said Stewie while fixing something on his Freezing Ray.
"Just let the first person in and roll the camera. Jeez" Lydia said to the camera man. And with that said a man with a grin on his face came in. He says with a brittish accent:
"My name is Klaus Mikaelson, and if you don't choose me I will kill you and everyone you love" His smile was now looking a bit psychotic.
"Um sure, yeah, um NEXT!" Lydia said cringing at how weird this guy was.
A short girl with chocolate brown skin entered the room.
"I'm Bonnie and I'm here because Vampire Diaries kinda sucks now sooooooo.."
"Next." Stewie said, cutting her off
"But I'm not don-"
NEXT!" Stewie said louder. "AND WHERE'S MY FREEZE RAY?!" He added. Lydia and Brian stared at him, Batman was on his bat-phone and the camera man shrugged. Stewie crossed his arms in anger.
A drunk dude came in and started talking:
Whell*..* my.. name is… dahmon* slhvatore.. and Im here cuz well.. well*collapses on the floor*
*Brian walks next to Damon and pats his shoulder*
"I feel you, drunk idiot"
"NEXT!" shouted Lydia as she started losing her patience.
A girl with brown hair and sparkling blue eyes came in.*slow motion hair whip*
"Hi my name is-"
"NEXT!"
"WTF you didn't let me finish*guard drags her away, therefore she shows middle finger and kicks the guard in the part that only boys have*
"I like her" says Stewie as he shot his Freeze Ray at one of the operators.
"Alright next, and please Stewie can you not try out your weapon of distraction on the crew because we are paying them a lot already and I don't want to pay their life insurance check" Stewie puts his weapon away saying:
"Don't kill the crew Stewie because we will need to pay for their life insurance BLAH BLAH BLAH, I thought this was a free country"
A man in a suit comes in and starts speaking in a british accent.
"Hello gentlemen and lady" he looks at Lydia "I am here for the part of the main judge" he said.
"Yeah too late for that because that part is already taken" *Lydia points at guy in the corner*
"Hi I'm John" the guy waves. The man in suit sprints and rips John's heart out and throws it out the window, then he washes of the blood on his hands with a towel.
"Sorry to announce, but this 'John' you are refering to is no longer with us. May he rest in peace. And I presume you would like to know who I am, well sorry for the delay I am Elijah Mikaelson, you might have met my brother Niklaus."
"I see the family resemblance" Stewie whispers to Brian as he nods.
"Alright then since you are so "persuasive" we have got a new judge" says Brian holding a gun for self defence against these psycho who entered this stupid show, as Elijah nods and leaves the room.
Next was a girl with blond hair and blue eyes.
"My name is Brooklynn and I pretty much hate everyone. Also -"
"Don't care. Next" says Stewie.
A man with a muscular built and very dark brown hair entered the room"
"Alright what interests you?" asked Brian lifting his pen.
*cricket sound*
"Okay… then at least can you tell us your name?"
*cricket sound, slowly lifts up middle finger then runs away like a horse* While the song wild horses is playing.
"Okay... NEXT!"
"I'm Batman"
"Umm you are already a host, Bruce" says Lydia while painting her nails.
"I'm Batman! Who is this 'Bruce'" he says whistling and pretending he has never heard of this name" Lydia sighs as Brian continues ignoring the super hero's stupidity because of course every girl in this world knows his secret identity (except Meg Griffin but she is an ugly loser)
"Alright then Batman why do you think you should be in this show?" asks the white dog rolling his eyes.
"Because... I'm BATMAN"
"Good reasoning, you're IN!" says Stewie before Brian could interfere.
The auditions went by fast. Now it was time to announce the teams, judges and after shows (If Stewie ever wakes up)
"Thank you all for coming here and.." Lydia started
"BLAH BLAH BLAH! JUST SAY THE POSITIONS !" Stewie said grumpily
"Okay, jeez! On the Alphas we have: Brooklynn Black, Skylar Angeles, Hayley Marshall as a team captain, Hermione Granger, Stiles Bilinski, Kira Yukimura, Niklaus Mikaelson, Bonnie Bennet, Perseus Jackson, Beatrice Prior, Voldemort, The Mute."
"Um, my last name is actually STILINSKI!." Stiles said while the song That's not my name started playing.
"And by the way, who puts all these songs?" Skylar asked confused
"MEE" *dramatic music plays* The chicken said. And with that said Peter Griffin and the chicken starts fighting to death.
"Continuing, In the Beta team we have Harry Potter, Derek Hale, Dean as a team captain, Katniss Everdeen, Allison Argent, Sam, Damon Salvatore, Killian Jones, Rebekah Mikaelson, Peeta Mellark, Liam Douchebar, Elena Gilbert."
"My last name is DUNBAR" Liam pointed out.
"Dunbar, Douchebar. I don't see the difference" Stewie said confused.
"And for last but not least actually yes least. Team loner unsocial emos" Brian elbows Stewie.
"Okay, okay, Omegas." Stewie said rolling his eyes "We have Bianca, Isaac Lahey, Castiel as a team captain, Tobias Eaton, Nico DeEmo, Scott McCall.
*Isaac and Bianca high five but miss so they start blushing while Sky and Brooke crack up in the background*
They announced the after shows and judges and sent all the teams to their cabins.
Brooklynn and Skylar looked at the little bunks they were supposed to sleep in.
"What the fresh hell is this?" Sky asked disgusted
"Be right back" Brooke said shoving money in her pocket.
"I'm coming too" She said coming after her.
"What the hell are those bunks?!" Sky asked Peter Hale, the cabin 'designer'.
"OMG it will be so easy to bribe Peter lmao" Sky thought. Brooke reached into her pocket and took out 5 thousand dollars.
"We'll give you this much for comfy fluffy king sized beds." She said. "For ONLY me and Brooke." Sky added.
"Deal. The beds will arrive today in around 4 or 5 hours." Peter said taking the money smirking.
June 2nd
6:00 am
Day 1 - Challenge 1 - Putting on a Play
"WAKE UP YOU LAZY BASTARDS" The Chef said into the megaphone, screaming. In the background you could hear people swearing and asking for 5 more minutes.
After everyone was awake and ready they were called for breakfast then to the main 'meeting place'. It was just a simple valley close to the cabins.
"Is this place an island or something? Because it looks abandoned AF." Hermione said
"It is an abandoned island so I can do these challenges however I want, without getting in trouble. heheheheheheheheHEHEhehe" Stewie said rubbing his hands together.
"Any Waaaaaaay, First challenge is putting on a play. It might sound easy but it's not. You will have 20 minutes to make the basic idea. Everyone gets to pick their character, actions, dialogue etcetera." said Lydia "The play that looks the most normal and legal wins this round." added Brian. Each team got escorted to their own individual place to make up the play.
Alphas:
"So I was thinking I kill everyone and then I'm the king of the world." Klaus said doing his pshyco smile.
"OR we could have a really and good mysterious plot" Stiles added.
"OR we can make a play about my love with Scott while terrible things are happening" Kira said batting her eyelashes.
"OR a play where I am the LEAD" added Sky.
"OR WE JUST PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER AND SHUT THE HELL UP" Derek said.
"He can talk?!" Someone in the crowd said.
"He is not even on our team!" another person said.
Betas:
"Honestly, let's just improvise"
"Agreed"
"Yah… gud jobs everyone" said Damon as he collapsed again dropping his champagne on Sam's head .
Omegas:
"Here's the plan..*whisper, whisper, whisper*"
Alphas
"Alright first of all we need a lead!" says Hayley as Sky starts pointing at herself.
"Alright then the main lead will be…" Skylar steps up with a lot of self confidence "Bonnie Bennett!"
"WHATTTTTTT!" Skylar shouts "You have gotta be kiddin' me sis! I am the best actress here and you know it!"
"Yeah… true… but... well"
"WHAT?"
"This is a musical and you're singing skills suck!"
"Fair enough"
"Alright who wants to be the guy lead?"
"It would be my pleasure to volunteer" Elijah steps up.
"Seriously, you are not even on the team Fancy Pants" Brooke and Skylar says it the same time. The look each other and the song "TTYLXOX" plays, but stops after Elijah throws a griddle at the chicken DJ.
"Yeah they *points at Sky and Brooke* have a point" says Hermione.
"Well since my brother has gone missing... god knows where, I find that most appropriate is take the main lead in your probably pathetic play, and for the others *points at the other boys on the team who are either watching a football game and eating chips or picking their noses* I do not find them… well... the on stage "type".
"Alright…"
