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Hisoka or Cake?
By EggDropSoup

"Tsuzuki, if you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring only one thing with you, what would it be? Bon or Cake?"

Kurosaki Hisoka couldn't be hearing correctly. He was suspicious of the blond scientist when he first came into the office, his aura radiating happiness and butterflies…but this was such an outrageous question.

Tsuzuki considered, rubbing his chin thoughfully.

"Well, you can't have your cake and eat it too…and Hisoka is…well…Okay!" He put his hands together in decision. "I choose Hisoka. Because I can always eat Hisoka up as many times as I-ACK!"

A thick folder hit him from out of nowhere as his partner abruptly left the office, completely not amused.

"Would you still choose Bon, Tsuzuki?" Watari looked down at the purple and blue blob on the floor.

Tsuzuki rose from the floor slowly, rubbing the back of his head gingerly. "Yeah, though cake certainly doesn't have violent tendencies."

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