A fic Of No Importance Part 1 By: Major Kawalsky



rating = R

disclaimers = Don't own them cause if I did...hehe

summery =...shower time

parings = Sam/Jack and Daniel/Janet

" Incoming traveler; incoming traveler..." Sgt. Davis said through the intercom. General George Hammond came into the control room

"who is it?".

" I'm not getting a iris code Sir." They waited until they got a code. "It's SG1 Sir".

"Open the iris!"

"Opening iris" .

When the iris was open Col. Jack O'Neill was the first one to step through the Star Gate, followed by Major Sam Carter, Dr. Jonas Quinn , Dr. Daniel Jackson, Dr. Janet Fraiser and Teal'c. General Hammond stepped into the gate room

"Sg1" his voice boomed "Welcome home and would you care to explain why you are 47 hours late?". O'Neill spoke up, "well you se Sir" He said looking at Jonas and Daniel "We ran into a few problems"

Sam spoke next "Sir we would be glad to debrief you in the debriefing room if you wouldn't mind sir because I'm sure we would all rather if we were reeated and showered before we get into all this" She looked at Jack with a pleading look and then *he* spoke yes *he* the all mighty Teal'c and his voice boomed

" I do also agree with Major Carter" he bowed his head towards the major. Hammond spoke

"Dismissed". They walked down the hall to the shower rooms Daniel said " how are we going to explain this to General Hammond? , he's gonna be freaked out about this...that's if he believes us"

"Ya think?" Jack used his normal catch phrase.

They all get in the shower except Sam who's standing outside of Jack's stall wondering if she should do this. 'ok, I'm gonna do this'. She striped off her clothes and stepped into jack shower stall. Jack was standing with his back to her, she wrapped her arms around his shoulders and started to massage them, "mmmmmm" he almost purred "that would have to be my Sammie." Sam pulled herself closer to him and stoped massaging his sholders, rested her head on his back and wraped her arms around his waist.

"Mmmm, how would ya guess".She smiled and hugged him tighter He turned so he was facing her and kissed her deeply, next thing they here is laughing coming form outside there stall, Jack peeked his head out and smiled as he saw Janet and Daniel kissing passionately, he turned back to Sam and whispered to her as he pulled her closer "I love you..." "I love you too"she smiled and kissed him again, then they heard someone talking and laughing behind them"What the..." Jack wispered to Sam as they turned away "I dont know..." They turned to see Janet and Daniel looking at the with weird looks on their faces and then they bursted out laughing. Jack smiled, "What are you two looking at?" Janet and Daniel looked at each other and smiled trying very hard not to laugh, "you two have some explaining to do". Jack and Sam laughed "And so do you two" Daniel and Janet blushed, Daniel spoke up "Ah what do you guys meen". Sam laughed "we meen the whole thing where you to were kissing" Daniel blushed well we explian if you guys explain first...ok?" "fine", They said at the same time and laughed.

"Alright here's how it goes," Jack looked ailttle shy, "well, me and Sam were at the O'Mallies one night about 3 months ago and we had been drinking alot." Sam cut in "and he meens alot like 10 beers each alot" Daniel laughed "and?" Jack glared and him "and we got a cab back to Sam's house and i was going to crash on her couch but she kinda kissed me" "I kissed you?!?!, that is so not how it whent you kissed me first and then you wouldn't give it up you just kept trying to get my god damned shirt off!!!" she stated matter-a-factly "ok ok, so i kissed you first whats the big deal you were the one who through me down in your bed and riped my pants off!". Janet and Daniel were laughing so hard they had tears comming down there cheeks, Sam blushed, "it's not that funny!" . "Yes...it...is" Janet said trying to regain control. Sam's blush got even brighter. Jack laughed "well thats our storie, so now tell us yours" Daniel and Janet looked oddly at each other than Daniel started, "It was about 3 weeks ago I whent to see if Janet was home because no one was answering at her house, anyway i got there and Janet was drunk outa her mind, I told her to go to bed and sleep it off but she came up behind me and kinda...um..." He blushed, then Janet spoke up "i licked his neck and then we kinda got started, first daniel started to kiss my neck and then well you know..." Sam and Jack we laughing so hard they could not stand straigh "yea we know" Sam said through her laughing. And then Hammond walked in, "Is that so? , well I think we should all go into my office and have a little talk" Sam jumped, "Ah...Sir, how long have you been standing there" Hammond looked pissed "Long enough..."



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